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  • Brother Lazarus
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jul 2008
    • 1062
    #31
    Re: This Forum Is Amazing

    Originally posted by aTotalitarianathiest View Post
    Maybe after I have a nice cup of coffee and I have napped I will make larger paragraphs.
    Coffee and napping are diametrically opposed.
    .
    Originally posted by aTotalitarianathiest View Post
    I want to live my life, however I do not want to be a Christian or a anti Christian, if I arrive in hell when I die then so it shall be.
    I would think you would not want to spend eternity burning in Hell.


    Originally posted by aTotalitarianathiest View Post
    You don't unless your one of the Christians that failed at life and now is a liability on the government,
    True Christians cannot fail.

    Originally posted by aTotalitarianathiest View Post
    I was just making a remark that you do not agree with Atheist views, fine with me, fine with you, fine with this whole world.
    It is not fine with Jesus.

    Originally posted by aTotalitarianathiest View Post
    Thankfully, they are lowering in number, hopefully the same with those hicks at the Church Of Scientology,
    Praise Jesus!

    Originally posted by aTotalitarianathiest View Post
    I apologize for my unfamiliarity with internet forums, I feel I am the only person to send letters anymore.
    Jesus hates people that can't figure out how to use His Holy Forum.

    Yours in Christ
    Brother Lazarus
    In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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      • aTotalitarianathiest
        Unsaved trash, Radical Hatemonger
        • Jun 2009
        • 29
        #32
        Re: This Forum Is Amazing

        Not all coffee keeps you awake, however let me reverse that order to please you, napping, coffee.

        Jesus also hates people that steals his muffins.

        I also like this sig of mine, Yippy!

        And, this argument about my afterlife is invalid, seeing as you have your views and I have mine. There is no way you can make me feel bad about being a Atheist, same for me making you feel bad about being a Christian.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555
            #33
            Re: This Forum Is Amazing

            Originally posted by aTotalitarianathiest View Post
            Not all coffee keeps you awake, however let me reverse that order to please you, napping, coffee.

            Jesus also hates people that steals his muffins.

            I also like this sig of mine, Yippy!

            And, this argument about my afterlife is invalid, seeing as you have your views and I have mine. There is no way you can make me feel bad about being a Atheist, same for me making you feel bad about being a Christian.
            If you had any moral compass at all, you would feel deep humilation and shame at having spent your life spiiting in Christ's loving face. Athesim is nothing but a religion of lies and hatred.

            He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
            Proverbs 28:26
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Brother Lazarus
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Jul 2008
                • 1062
                #34
                Re: This Forum Is Amazing

                Originally posted by aTotalitarianathiest View Post
                Not all coffee keeps you awake, however let me reverse that order to please you, napping, coffee.
                See, spend time here and you learn something. Now learn something important.

                Originally posted by aTotalitarianathiest View Post
                Jesus also hates people that steals his muffins.
                God did warn about stealing.

                Originally posted by aTotalitarianathiest View Post
                I also like this sig of mine, Yippy!
                Vanity is a sin. Jesus hates sin.

                Originally posted by aTotalitarianathiest View Post
                And, this argument about my afterlife is invalid, seeing as you have your views and I have mine.
                The only view that matters is the view of Jesus.

                Originally posted by aTotalitarianathiest View Post
                There is no way you can make me feel bad about being a Atheist,
                What matters is that Jesus feels bad about you being an atheist and will send you to Hell.

                Originally posted by aTotalitarianathiest View Post
                same for me making you feel bad about being a Christian.
                Why would I fell bad about being a True Christian? Jesus has Saved me for All Eternity!

                Yours in Christ
                Brother Lazarus
                In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                  • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                    Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2009
                    • 666
                    #35
                    Re: This Forum Is Amazing

                    Joseph Stalin...A Totalitarian Atheist
                    Pol Pot...A Totalitarian Atheist
                    Vladimir Lenin...A Totalitarian Atheist
                    Mao Zedong...A Totalitarian Atheist
                    Rosie O'Donnell...A Totalitarian Atheist

                    I'd hate to be in your company!
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                    SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                    Hosea 9:7
                    The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                      • my_new_friend_Jesus
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 14
                        #36
                        Re: This Forum Is Amazing

                        Originally posted by aTotalitarianathiest View Post
                        I don't hate Jesus, and I'm not spitting in any gods face, as there is no god, so actually I am spitting in your CULTS face, and yes, I am aware this website is made to troll atheist/Jews/Catholics/etc. Oh, and you keep editing my post to trick me, but as long as I know the truth, it is fine, you can all be eaten by the worms when you die
                        you know it's not surprising they edited your post. they edited my user name. it was originally my_best_friend_jesus. i thought it quite flattering that user name.

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29453
                            #37
                            Re: This Forum Is Amazing

                            Originally posted by my_new_friend_Jesus View Post
                            you know it's not surprising they edited your post. they edited my user name. it was originally my_best_friend_jesus. i thought it quite flattering that user name.
                            Oh yes, everyone is out to get you. You, You You. The one person on the entire board being prosecuted. Who do you think you are, Jesus on a cross?

                            Grow up, this is an adult discussion board about Jesus, God an the KJV
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • my_new_friend_Jesus
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 14
                                #38
                                Re: This Forum Is Amazing

                                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                Oh yes, everyone is out to get you. You, You You. The one person on the entire board being prosecuted. Who do you think you are, Jesus on a cross?

                                Grow up, this is an adult discussion board about Jesus, God an the KJV
                                haha...they did it again. my name indicated the historical ethnicity of jeebus not his disposition. unbelievable......

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                                  • Talitha
                                    Deaconess
                                    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jan 2026
                                    • 15118
                                    #39
                                    Re: This Forum Is Amazing

                                    Jesus was no Joo-Boy.

                                    Get over it.

                                    Sister Talitha

                                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                                      • my_new_friend_Jesus
                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                        • Jun 2009
                                        • 14
                                        #40
                                        Re: This Forum Is Amazing

                                        Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                                        Jesus was no Joo-Boy.

                                        Get over it.

                                        as if being jewish is somehow undesirable. we have no choice what ethnicity we are born into.

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                                          • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                                            Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                                            Forum Member
                                            • May 2009
                                            • 666
                                            #41
                                            Re: This Forum Is Amazing

                                            Originally posted by my_new_friend_Jesus View Post
                                            haha...they did it again. my name indicated the historical ethnicity of jeebus not his disposition. unbelievable......
                                            Quit believing everything you hear on TV. You have to see and read between the lines. Listen to what is unspoken. TELEVISION STATIONS POWERED BY GHOST SHARK PSYCHIC NEURAL NETWORK EXTEND ALL ACROSS THE VIRGO CLUSTER OF GALAXIES IN ATTEMPTED DOMINATION OF UNIVERSAL INFORMATION MONOPOLY.
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                                            SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                                            Hosea 9:7
                                            The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                                              • eliot mayfield
                                                God Squad
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 9324
                                                #42
                                                Re: This Forum Is Amazing

                                                When your father is God, I don't think you are ethically classifiable.
                                                Matthew:
                                                5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                                5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                                10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                                10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                                  • my_new_friend_Jesus
                                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                    • Jun 2009
                                                    • 14
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: This Forum Is Amazing

                                                    Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
                                                    Listen to what is unspoken.
                                                    i don't even know what that means. is that some kind of new age hippie bullshit.

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                                                      • my_new_friend_Jesus
                                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                        • Jun 2009
                                                        • 14
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: This Forum Is Amazing

                                                        Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                                                        When your father is God, I don't think you are ethically classifiable.
                                                        my father was god but i'm still arab/jewish/african/native american. you know all of the good stuff!!!

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                                                          • eliot mayfield
                                                            God Squad
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 9324
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: This Forum Is Amazing

                                                            Originally posted by my_new_friend_Jesus View Post
                                                            my father was god but i'm still arab/jewish/african/native american. you know all of the good stuff!!!

                                                            You're claiming to be Jesus?
                                                            Matthew:
                                                            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                                            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                                            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                                            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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