[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God doesn't exist

That's OK then as I am A Pasta Pastor

Ho, ho! Very droll, but it reminds me of when I was eating Yakisoba with Pastor Zeke. We were discussing the late Pastor Pasteur, Pastor Zeke remarked, a propos of nothing in particular, “A little lifeless…” to which I replied, “The pasta, Pastor or the past Pastor Pasteur?” – Now that’s funny.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: God doesn't exist

Graphs should only be used with the consent of a Pastor

That's OK then as I am A Pasta Pastor

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God doesn't exist

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has the upper hand as it has graphs.

How can that creature have "the upper hand" when all its appendages dangle down?

Graphs should only be used with the consent of a Pastor: “The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the bonds of Hell.” Augustine

[Jo Freddie]

Re: God doesn't exist

The Bible has the upper hand.

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has the upper hand as it has graphs.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God doesn't exist

Oh look, a grammar nazi. Very nice of you to ignore his post.

Nazi requires an uppercase 'N' as it is a proper noun.

Anyhoo - joos happen to have (temporarily) killed Christ and persist in believing that Jesus was not the Son of God. So clearly The Bible has the upper hand.

[IAmTheSonOfGod]

Re: God doesn't exist

What's a "deciple"?

Oh look, a grammar nazi. Very nice of you to ignore his post.

[JennyD]

Re: God doesn't exist

What's a "deciple"?

[The13thDeciple]

Re: God doesn't exist

Yes, it is absolutely terrible – we try and combat and ban as many trolls, atheists, Goths and democrats as possible but sometimes those God-Mockers overwhelm us.

i was actually speaking about one of your top posters

When confronted with the power of the Holy Ghost, joos don't stand a chance.

this statement alone proves his ignorance and nnegates any respect i would have had for him in any future posts.

[JennyD]

Re: God doesn't exist

Why does this forum claim that the word christian is a trademark? I find that offensive...

Praise the Lord!

We don't. Landover Baptist Church has trademarked "True Christian(tm)" as a standard of quality. This way, when a false Christian church (Catholic, for example, or Southern Baptist) claims its members are "true Christians" even though they do not follow the entire Bible, we can sue them for trademark infringement.

"Christian" is not trademarked.

[The Lord's Sheep]

Re: God doesn't exist

Why does this forum claim that the word christian is a trademark? I find that offensive...

Praise the Lord!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God doesn't exist

Why does this forum claim that the word christian is a trademark? I find that offensive...

What you find offensive is anyone who doesn’t agree with you entirely – you need the humility of a True Chrisitan™

Praise the Lord![/QUOTE]

Questioning the existence of god is a very risky thought, as a Christian; you should have faith in Jesus Christ the lord and know in your heart that he died for your sins. All you need to do is love him and believe and you will be rewarded with eternal life; what more can you ask for? Why would you risk such a blessed gift to end up in hell-fire and torture for eternity. I will pray for you and hope you are guided towards the light of god, and not the darkness of Satan.

You are heading in the right direction but need to follow every word of the Bible – not just those parts that agree with your views.

This is my 1st post, and I am glad to be surrounded by such strong believers on this forum, god bless us all.

Nevertheless, a good start.

wow, the amount of hatred and close-mindedness towards other religions on this forum boggles my mind

Yes, it is absolutely terrible – we try and combat and ban as many trolls, atheists, Goths and democrats as possible but sometimes those God-Mockers overwhelm us.

[The13thDeciple]

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wow, the amount of hatred and close-mindedness towards other religions on this forum boggles my mind

[christHEARTSe30]

Re: God doesn't exist

Questioning the existence of god is a very risky thought, as a Christian; you should have faith in Jesus Christ the lord and know in your heart that he died for your sins. All you need to do is love him and believe and you will be rewarded with eternal life; what more can you ask for? Why would you risk such a blessed gift to end up in hell-fire and torture for eternity. I will pray for you and hope you are guided towards the light of god, and not the darkness of Satan.

This is my 1st post, and I am glad to be surrounded by such strong believers on this forum, god bless us all.

[The Lord's Sheep]

Re: God doesn't exist

Why does this forum claim that the word christian is a trademark? I find that offensive...

Praise the Lord!

[Max Bayes]

Re: God doesn't exist

Alright. Ever done drugs? Hallucinogens in particular?

It's called expanding your horizons.

So you are a dirty hippy-druggy? A crusty juggler? A waster, an addict, a heathen? Do you base all your conclusions of the world on your drug binges? And anyway, getting to your first question. You want some proof that God exists without referring to a bible? Okay. I'll get scientific on your pseudo-jewish ass.

Dark matter. According to our current views of the universe, there needs to be ten times more matter than what we know of for the laws of "gravity" and "physics" to apply. That means that 90% of all the matter in the entire universe is there, and has to be there, but isn't. This is clearly because that 90% is simply God. Matter shmatter.

Would you like some pork rind to choke on as your simple heretic mind attempts to understand God's creation, holocaust hoaxer?