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  • militant_atheist
    Unsaved trash, communist God hater
    • Jun 2009
    • 5

    #1

    hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

    tell us the truth, i know your banking in money from other idiot believers. how much have you stolen from your followers to spend on your nice fancy things?
    He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
    Proverbs 28:26
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

    You sure are rude. Don't you have any parties to go to?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Max Bayes
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2009
      • 302

      #3
      Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

      Oh, and Atheists are immune to making money, are they? Maybe you should have a brief chat with Richard "Richy Rich Rich Rich" Dawkins before slinging your liberal propaganda in a forum you aren't even welcome in. Heretic.
      BEHOLD!!!
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      • militant_atheist
        Unsaved trash, communist God hater
        • Jun 2009
        • 5

        #4
        Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        You sure are rude. Don't you have any parties to go to?
        what did they steal from you? ahh poor ignorant child molestor. i dont feel sorry for you, your a slave
        He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
        Proverbs 28:26

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        • militant_atheist
          Unsaved trash, communist God hater
          • Jun 2009
          • 5

          #5
          Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

          Originally posted by Max Bayes View Post
          Oh, and Atheists are immune to making money, are they? Maybe you should have a brief chat with Richard "Richy Rich Rich Rich" Dawkins before slinging your liberal propaganda in a forum you aren't even welcome in. Heretic.
          oh we make money, but we dont steal it from ignorant idiots such as yourself. try again retard.
          He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
          Proverbs 28:26

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

            Originally posted by militant_atheist View Post
            what did they steal from you? ahh poor ignorant child molestor. i dont feel sorry for you, your a slave
            Your slanderous comments will not be tolerated. You have degraded me enough tonight. I'm going to call my lawyers in the morning and have them draft a slander suit against you. Be prepared to settle for five figures.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Shinigami
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2008
              • 116

              #7
              Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

              Originally posted by militant_atheist View Post
              what did they steal from you? ahh poor ignorant child molestor. i dont feel sorry for you, your a slave
              I'm sorry? You might want to think before you post and at least try and make your fellow atheists not look like fools as well. It's not a good idea to be something and then go and make a fool of everyone else in your group too. Most normal people know this by instinct pal.

              In Bro Nobar's sig he does say sit on his lap and that's not pedo at all. That's just him being nice and telling a cool story. Why would you assume something so vile of so nice a guy?
              I have no sig to put here. Just haven't thought about it yet and don't have an idea what to do. Got suggestions? PM me and let me know.

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #8
                Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

                Thanks for backing me up, little buddy.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Jo Freddie
                  Unsaved trash
                  Hateful God mocking pirate
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 6339

                  #9
                  Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

                  Originally posted by Shinigami View Post
                  In Bro Nobar's sig he does say sit on his lap and that's not pedo at all. That's just him being nice and telling a cool story. Why would you assume something so vile of so nice a guy?
                  "Thou shalt not think that any male over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a pedophile... Some people are just nice."
                  (Dan Le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip, 2007)
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                  • Shinigami
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 116

                    #10
                    Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

                    Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
                    "Thou shalt not think that any male over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a pedophile... Some people are just nice."
                    (Dan Le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip, 2007)
                    What is this? All I said is that baseless accusations are not to be allowed! Calling a fine man in good standing a pedo is just beyond the pale. Get your pastafarian piehole outta here. Good thing I am in a good mood today and got 40 bucks by a miracle. My lucky day can also be yours. Jesus wants you to abandon that pastacult and be on the right side. The one that will reign and rule forever...not your Pastafarian cult.
                    I have no sig to put here. Just haven't thought about it yet and don't have an idea what to do. Got suggestions? PM me and let me know.

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                    • Daisy Mae Johnson
                      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15708

                      #11
                      Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

                      Most of us Platinum tithers tithe well over one million a month. LBC or it's Pastors never have to worry about running out of money.

                      I know Sister Talitha and I easily tithe 1.2 Million a Month (each). Thank GOD our dead husband's were loaded eh.
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                      • Dr. Warren Wierdsbe
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 450

                        #12
                        Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

                        Originally posted by militant_atheist View Post
                        tell us the truth, i know your banking in money from other idiot believers. how much have you stolen from your followers to spend on your nice fancy things?
                        Listen here you little pimple on a whore's butt:

                        The Bible is quite clear about those who do God's Work making their living in that way!

                        1 Corinthians 9 (AV1611 King James Bible)


                        1Am I am not an apostle? am I not free? have I not seen Jesus Christ our Lord? are not ye my work in the Lord?
                        2If I be not an apostle unto others, yet doubtless I am to you: for the seal of mine apostleship are ye in the Lord.
                        3Mine answer to them that do examine me is this,
                        4Have we not power to eat and to drink?
                        5Have we not power to lead about a sister, a wife, as well as other apostles, and as the brethren of the Lord, and Cephas?
                        6Or I only and Barnabas, have not we power to forbear working?
                        7Who goeth a warfare any time at his own charges? who planteth a vineyard, and eateth not of the fruit thereof? or who feedeth a flock, and eateth not of the milk of the flock?
                        8Say I these things as a man? or saith not the law the same also?
                        9For it is written in the law of Moses, thou shalt not muzzle the mouth of the ox that treadeth out the corn. Doth God take care for oxen?
                        10Or saith he it altogether for our sakes? For our sakes, no doubt, this is written: that he that ploweth should plow in hope; and that he that thresheth in hope should be partaker of his hope.
                        11If we have sown unto you spiritual things, is it a great thing if we shall reap your carnal things?
                        12If others be partakers of this power over you, are not we rather? Nevertheless we have not used this power; but suffer all things, lest we should hinder the gospel of Christ.
                        13Do ye not know that they which minister about holy things live of the things of the temple? and they which wait at the altar are partakers with the altar?
                        14Even so hath the Lord ordained that they which preach the gospel should live of the gospel.

                        It should be obvious to any reprobate that the Bible teaches that those who spend their lives in the service of the Gospel, should make their living in that service. Any "Christian" who bridles at paying their pastor is no Christian at all!

                        Of course, you are a "Militant_Atheist" so of course you will find fault with our great Pastors earning the kind of living they do. I'll also tell you that it's just a great example to our hangers-on that they might one day have the lifestyle even the lowliest deacon at Landover has! When they get their hearts right with God and begin earning their potential (hint: it's based on how much they give), they too can rise to that level.

                        Hallelujah!

                        In Christ,
                        Warren

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                        • Jo Freddie
                          Unsaved trash
                          Hateful God mocking pirate
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 6339

                          #13
                          Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

                          Originally posted by Shinigami View Post
                          What is this? All I said is that baseless accusations are not to be allowed! Calling a fine man in good standing a pedo is just beyond the pale. Get your pastafarian piehole outta here. Good thing I am in a good mood today and got 40 bucks by a miracle. My lucky day can also be yours. Jesus wants you to abandon that pastacult and be on the right side. The one that will reign and rule forever...not your Pastafarian cult.
                          Eweee! for someone who made 40 bucks, you sound like you must have lost 50 at the same time, so one of your horses came in did it but the others fell over did they?
                          And there was me trying to be nice and speaking up against the nasty man.
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                          • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                            Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2009
                            • 666

                            #14
                            Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

                            Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
                            Eweee! for someone who made 40 bucks, you sound like you must have lost 50 at the same time, so one of your horses came in did it but the others fell over did they?
                            And there was me trying to be nice and speaking up against the nasty man.
                            Pastafarians' minds are just like their God....
                            all tangled up!
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                            SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                            Hosea 9:7
                            The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                            • Jo Freddie
                              Unsaved trash
                              Hateful God mocking pirate
                              • Apr 2009
                              • 6339

                              #15
                              Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

                              Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
                              Pastafarians' minds are just like their God....
                              all tangled up!
                              Coming from you that is rich
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