[Jo Freddie]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

You can twist it all you like but at one time you are saying there is spaghetti that can fly and at another moment you say the complete opposite.

I see where the problem lies, you never did learn to read and understand what is written did you?
Spaghetti - made in the image of Our Lord - can not fly
The Flying Spaghetti Monster - Looks like what we know as spaghetti but is made of Holy mater not actual spaghetti - Can fly and does so all the time.

But it gets even worse. If you look here: http://www.venganza.org/about/the-cause it says "many Pastafarians don’t believe in the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster". So it is not just you who is inconsistent, your entire fake religion is. I learned all this from this idiot who like you also pretends he is a "True Pastafarian™".

From The True Gospel:

WHILE PASTAFARIANISM IS the only religion based on empirical evidence, it should be noted that this is a faith-based book. Attentive readers will note numerous holes and contradictions throughout the text; they will even find blatant lies and exaggerations. These have been placed there to test the reader's faith.

What you find on the Holy Web site are examples of such tests of faith.

The inconsistencies between what your book of fairy tales says and what your Pastors do and say is not covered by such a disclaimer.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Spaghetti can not fly, I never said it could

... The Flying Spaghetti Monster ... he can Fly ...

You can twist it all you like but at one time you are saying there is spaghetti that can fly and at another moment you say the complete opposite.

But it gets even worse. If you look here: http://www.venganza.org/about/the-cause it says "many Pastafarians don’t believe in the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster". So it is not just you who is inconsistent, your entire fake religion is. I learned all this from this idiot who like you also pretends he is a "True Pastafarian™".

This is the problem with all false religions. They are made up by man and thereby inconsistent and flawed. This is also how you can recognize the one and only true religion. Only the KJV1611 Holy Bible is perfect and flawless, nothing else comes even close.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Said by the man who believes in a Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Now put brain in to gear, if that is at all possible for you...

The Earth, The Universe, and everything else was created by a The Flying Spaghetti Monster... We have many carbohydrate based food stuffs that are made in his image, while he can Fly these can not.

The Creator of Life, The Universe and Everything. Can Fly, very nature of the being means he spends a lot of time flying


A food stuff, can not fly, without assistance

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Spaghetti can not fly, I never said it could

Said by the man who believes in a Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

There are no fairies in the Bible. If you can't trust God to tell the truth, who can be trusted?

I do trust God, the REAL God, not the made up myth you follow

This said by the man who believes spaghetti can fly... It seems all that tomato sauce did not damage just your eyesight. It destroyed your brain as well.

Spaghetti can not fly, I never said it could, but pasta (and noodles) represent the body of our creator, and he told us to make them.

That midget, however, was goddamn noisy. The FSM couldn’t deal with all the complaining down on earth, so the Lord FSM commanded the midget, saying, “Here’s an idea . . . why don’t you collect the semolina, rice and what-have-you, and make pasta in my image. That’s what it’s there for. And fill your mouth with it and be quiet and peaceful. But be careful with the olive tree, for the olive itself is good, but the pit inside is rock hard and you could choke on it or break a tooth, so you should consider it as evil; if you choke you shall surely die. Which would mean I wasted a hell of a lot of time on you, although I’m already having second thoughts.”

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

I am not the one that follows a made up religion based on a book of fairy tales.

This said by the man who believes spaghetti can fly... It seems all that tomato sauce did not damage just your eyesight. It destroyed your brain as well.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

There are no fairies in the Bible. If you can't trust God to tell the truth, who can be trusted?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

You have a weird way of admitting you have been wrong.

Nope not wrong, I have a much better grasp on reality then you and your fellow "True Christians" will every have, I am not the one that follows a made up religion based on a book of fairy tales.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

The Cranky doth protest too much, methinks.

You have a weird way of admitting you have been wrong.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Why are you so ashamed of your past? That picture is clearly of you.

All that tomato sauce must have destroyed your eyesight.

The Cranky doth protest too much, methinks.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Why are you so ashamed of your past?

I am not. I have sinned a lot when I was young and I have no problems with admitting that. Silly costumes have simply never been my thing. I spend most of my youth crushing skulls of small animals until my father got me my first gun.

That picture is clearly of you.

All that tomato sauce must have destroyed your eyesight.

Is it the fact that you feel you have to deny your past that makes you so cranky?

The "Cranky" part of my name is a "joke" of the son who made this forum account for me. I have wanted to change this into a much more accurate "Nice" for a while now but I still have not been able to figure out how to do that.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

I have to disappoint you. I never dressed up like a pirate. That is your fetish, not mine.

Why are you so ashamed of your past? That picture is clearly of you.
Is it the fact that you feel you have to deny your past that makes you so cranky?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

You laugh, but why did you look like this in your youth if you do not believe deep down...

I have to disappoint you. I never dressed up like a pirate. That is your fetish, not mine.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

You laugh, but why did you look like this in your youth if you do not believe deep down...

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

The Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the only religion that is based on facts and real evidence.