[MidwestCatLady]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

This has to be one of the most amusing posts on the Internet. I am speechless. My little story is nothing compared to this guy.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Excuse me, but that would be 2,000 years of brainwashing, not 400. Baptists are the original Christians you see.


Wait a minute...

True 2000 years of christen brain washing with the addition for the last 400 years of the extra brainwashing based on the kjv 1611 joke book

[Miss April]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

I was going Two read it but its nothing but lies and boring crap

[Star Finder]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Wenches will not be shared

sounds very selfish....

do you always only think of yourself?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

You must forgive Nobar and the other poor people here, they are after all the unfortunate victims of almost 400 years of Baptist brain washing and have trouble with reality

Excuse me, but that would be 2,000 years of brainwashing, not 400. Baptists are the original Christians you see.


Wait a minute...

[Noodlelover]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Of course I forgive them!

Soon everyone will be able to bask in the Light and Love of The Noodly One on His Poopdeck!!

Soon they will see that piracy is the only way forward in these dreadfull times Brother!!! Aaaaarrrrrr!

RAmen!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Why should we attack you? We are a merry bunch and have no problems with you or your kind, only with Ninja's and Harekrishna...

Look around you, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is everywhere around us!!

The touch of His Noodly Appendage is Light and Love!

RAmen!

You must forgive Nobar and the other poor people here, they are after all the unfortunate victims of almost 400 years of Baptist brain washing and have trouble with reality

[Noodlelover]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Oh no! There are 2 of them! It must be the Light of Landover that's attracting them.

Our numbers are growing, and through it, global warming will diminish!!

And we are only guided by His Noodly Appendage! We mean no harm, none whatsoever!

We only mean to roam the sea that is the internet, on our travels! Pirates are here to SHARE! We share warez, grog and merriment!

Wenches will not be shared, but rather sought after!!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Oh no! There are 2 of them! It must be the Light of Landover that's attracting them.

[Noodlelover]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Pirates are attacking!! Lock up the women!

Why should we attack you? We are a merry bunch and have no problems with you or your kind, only with Ninja's and Harekrishna...

Look around you, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is everywhere around us!!

The touch of His Noodly Appendage is Light and Love!

RAmen!

[Nobar King]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Pirates are attacking!! Lock up the women!

[Noodlelover]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Thank you Brother Jo Feddy for spreading the word about the Noodly One!!

RAmen!!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

It started OK as a very similar belief to that of True Christians, and bits of the Universe being "aged" to fool scientists are clearly accurate. I therefore I suspended my skepticism as far as dinosaurs looking like tallywhackers but you lost me completely when you mentioned a fictitious country, i.e. Belgium - to my mind, this is where your scripture falls down on it's face and shows it to be a mere superstition.

I have members of my Parish that have got upset when I have made jokes about Belgium before as they happen to have been born, and still live, there.

I have also personally been to Belgium, and there is a regular Ferry service from my home town to Belgium

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

It started OK as a very similar belief to that of True Christians, and bits of the Universe being "aged" to fool scientists are clearly accurate. I therefore I suspended my skepticism as far as dinosaurs looking like tallywhackers but you lost me completely when you mentioned a fictitious country, i.e. Belgium - to my mind, this is where your scripture falls down on it's face and shows it to be a mere superstition.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

A lot more fun then your Fairy Tale