Rescued from Wicca

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Rescued from Wicca

No need to be "rescued" from Wicca. One must be a TRUE Wiccan to belong anyway. Were you born with a Wiccan Soul? I was, That was my calling. Wicca is not something to convert to, You either are or you aren't.

So tell us, who told you about this Wicked Soul of yours? Did you perhaps have a vision of Gerald Gardner? Did Silverbunny Ravenfluff "speak" to you through Teen Witch?

And are you then suggesting that your Invisible Sky Mommy picks and chooses who her chosen people are, then condemns everyone not chosen to some unpleasant afterlife without summerland and goats, and that people don't even have a choice?

Sounds like your Sky Mommy is far more unjust and cruel than you claim God to be.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Rescued from Wicca

There is no such thing as a 'true wiccan'. There are more varities of wicca than there are false Christian sects. Not one of you can claim to follow what Gardner laid down for you when he created his religion to have more sex.

Amen Brother! The truth is, all of the perverts who call themselves wiccians, pagans, witches, and spiritualists are just lazy-minded nancyboys and morbidly obese harlots who were spoiled by their atheistic hippie parents. They make it up as they go. They think Star Trek might be real. They spend inordinate amounts of time playing with themselves and reading satanic "manga" written by gooks. They are still throwing a tantrum because they think they got cheated out of some candy back when they were 8 years old, so they will spend their pathetic lives trying to make every day halloween.

It is so hard to get their attention focused on the temporary sacrifice that Jesus made for us all.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Rescued from Wicca

No need to be "rescued" from Wicca. One must be a TRUE Wiccan to belong anyway. Were you born with a Wiccan Soul? I was, That was my calling. Wicca is not something to convert to, You either are or you aren't.

There is no such thing as a 'true wiccan'. There are more varities of wicca than there are false Christian sects. Not one of you can claim to follow what Gardner laid down for you when he created his religion to have more sex.

[Talitha]

Re: Rescued from Wicca

No need to be "rescued" from Wicca. One must be a TRUE Wiccan to belong anyway. Were you born with a Wiccan Soul? I was, That was my calling. Wicca is not something to convert to, You either are or you aren't.

You're not for real are you?

I know, It's one of The Pastors making these Posts just to tease us.

Good one!!

[WiccanCouple6 (On Moderation)]

Re: Rescued from Wicca

No need to be "rescued" from Wicca. One must be a TRUE Wiccan to belong anyway. Were you born with a Wiccan Soul? I was, That was my calling. Wicca is not something to convert to, You either are or you aren't.

[Daniel]

Re: Rescued from Wicca

What a great plan! I don't usually become so enthused, but, hmmmm,
if I pass through your state during my Amway sales trips,
may I stop in and meet your kin? I'm a Southerner too!




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Onward Christian Scolders marching into stores
"These Rolex, are they counterfeit? If not I'll take a score"

Thanks for the compliment. I'd gladly accept you at our estate (if you can get through security ).

Sayyyy, are y'all cousins?

Are you saying that we are incest? I know that this state has a rather disgusting reputation but rest assured that we refuse to participate in the sodomy that is so popular here. (In fact, we assign Negro servants to go into the streets and harass witness to homers )

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Rescued from Wicca

What a great plan! I don't usually become so enthused, but, hmmmm,
if I pass through your state during my Amway sales trips,
may I stop in and meet your kin? I'm a Southerner too!
Sayyyy, are y'all cousins?




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Onward Christian Scolders marching into stores
"These Rolex, are they counterfeit? If not I'll take a score"

[Daniel]

Re: Rescued from Wicca

I believe he means a gated community where all visitors are required to pass through security personel. They are quite common in several states.

You are exactly right Rev. Dr. Davidson. We have a ranch style compound in the heart of West Virginia. The land (180+ acres) was supplied by my great-grandfather upon being called to Heaven. Their is one road in and out. The gates are solid cast-iron and the fence (soon to be a wall) is monitored at all times. The guards are all True Christian and thus very trustworthy. I wouldn't begin to compare our compound with the riches that God has blessed Landover with, but you have to start somewhere.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Rescued from Wicca

excuse me but what do you mean by compund?
linda

I believe he means a gated community where all visitors are required to pass through security personel. They are quite common in several states.

[parrotlover49]

Re: Rescued from Wicca

excuse me but what do you mean by compund?
linda

[Daniel]

Dear Landover Baptist Church,

Hello everyone. I have wonderful news to share with you all. Last week, I was walking along the southern border of our compound. I inadvertently crossed the border that separates our compound from the rest of the sinful world (except for Landover). The part of the border I was walking along was rarely visited and thus unkempt. Upon returning home I immediately assigned a Negro servant to fix it. Arrangements are being made to replace the fence with a reinforced marble wall on February 27th.
Anyway, as I was walking, I came upon, to my horror, a blood-soaked satanic altar! Immediately, I began to back away but the voice of God said, "Daniel, stay here until the appointed time,” So I did. I waited there for five days (Monday through Friday). During the day, I prayed and read my Holy (KJV1611) Bible. During the night, I followed the example of Israel (formerly, Jacob) and rested my head upon a rock as I slept. I did not eat during those five days, but miraculously, I was never hungry and didn't lose a pound. Praise Jesus! On Friday morning at about 6:00 AM, I was praying when I heard a loud chanting sound. Six wiccans were walking toward the altar. They had a goat on a leash. I guess they intended to sacrifice it. Even when they saw me, I stood my ground. I took out my Holy Bible and All-in-One exorcism kit provided by the local Baptist church. When the wiccans reached me, the leader of the group said, “You!! Child of the Light!! You have no place here!! Leave or we shall sacrifice you also!!!” I can’t stand how melodramatic wiccans are. Anyway, I held my Holy Bible firmly in my hands and whacked him over the head with it. I said, “Demon, come out of this man!” The man shuddered violently and fell to the ground. I believe it was partly because of the exorcism and partly because my Bible is almost 1000 pages long. When he recovered a few seconds later, he began crying (Satan had turned him homosexual) and ran behind me. The rest of the wiccans faced me. They charged at me all at once. I stood my ground and proceeded to exorcize every single on of them. After they were all passed out from the exorcism, I removed a hypodermic tranquilizer from my Exorcism Kit and administered it to them one by one. It is guaranteed to knock out a demon possessed (or otherwise) person for seven hours. Thanks Creation Science. I was home in time to clean up and go to church. The altar was torn down, the goat was killed, the fence was fixed, and the wiccans are now reformed, saved, prayed through, baptized, attendees of and tithers to the local Baptist Church. Praise Jesus! We have taken souls from the ranks of the enemy and reformed them through Jesus. Satan had better watch his back. We're coming for him. Praise!

Yours in Christ,

Brother Daniel

Hacker for Jesus