Noble Prize in Nothingness

[Johny Joe Hold]

Noble prizes are like a religious cult. They are given to various scientists and innovators. Each of them receives a million dollars and we are to hold up these nobodies in the highest of esteem. Today the Nobel Prize in Economics was announced. Two pointy-headed professor received $1 million for spreading liberal nonsense.

The professors claim to have discovered why some countries prosper and others remain poor. In the poor countries, they claim, wealth is concentrated in a few ultra wealthy people. In wealthy countries, wealth is distributed across the society.

This is liberal garbage. The U.S. is a wealthy country because it had the Rothchilds, Mellons, Rockefellers and Trumps. When the rich run things everyone benefits. Landover Baptist has been preaching this for over a century. We should receive the $1 million Noble Prize.

The Prize in Economic Sciences 2024 - Press release - NobelPrize.org