[Jo Freddie]

Re: WWAPD? (What Would A Pirate Do)

Now you're being ridiculous - you and I both know that the worship of false gods is just about the worst thing you can do.

Oh, wait a minute, you don't know that, do you?

If that is the case why do you persist in your worship of your false god?
Come accept the one true God into your heart.
Rejoice in all that is Noodle.

RAmen

[Serenity-Millennium]

Re: WWAPD? (What Would A Pirate Do)

I've never heard of this noodle religion, but you should be more accepting of it. All religions are an equal path to God!

[Snickers]

Re: WWAPD? (What Would A Pirate Do)

I've never heard of this noodle religion, but you should be more accepting of it. All religions are an equal path to God!

^This.
Why can't everyone get along? Why can't you let us worship our flying spaghetti monster? We worship him and you worship your God.

Religious tolerance? Anybody?

[Talitha]

Re: WWAPD? (What Would A Pirate Do)

^This.
Why can't everyone get along? Why can't you let us worship our flying spaghetti monster? We worship him and you worship your God.

Religious tolerance? Anybody?

This is a Baptist Christian Forum.
Please take your intolerance of our Faith elsewhere.

[Serenity-Millennium]

Re: WWAPD? (What Would A Pirate Do)

^This.
Why can't everyone get along? Why can't you let us worship our flying spaghetti monster? We worship him and you worship your God.

Religious tolerance? Anybody?

AMEN BROTHER!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: WWAPD? (What Would A Pirate Do)

This is a Baptist Christian Forum.
Please take your intolerance of our Faith elsewhere.

What can I say.....

[Snickers]

Re: WWAPD? (What Would A Pirate Do)

This is a Baptist Christian Forum.
Please take your intolerance of our Faith elsewhere.

I don't see how I'm being intolerant.
I just want everyone to get along. Most wars are caused by conflicting religions, and if everyone just calmed down with the stone throwing then the world would be a better place in general.

[InGodWeTrust]

Re: WWAPD? (What Would A Pirate Do)

Most wars are caused by conflicting religions

False religions.
Do not compare us with false religions.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: WWAPD? (What Would A Pirate Do)

This is a Baptist Christian Forum.
Please take your intolerance of our Faith elsewhere.

in·tol·er·ance The quality or condition of being intolerant; lack of tolerance. see http://www.landoverbaptist.net

[Snickers]

Re: WWAPD? (What Would A Pirate Do)

False religions.
Our religion is the only True religion.

And others would call your religion false as well.
But if you just cooled your jets, we could all have a grand old time.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: WWAPD? (What Would A Pirate Do)

False religions.
Do not compare us with false religions.

But you are a false religion, there is only one creator, and He is Pasta Based. Reject your false religion and accept the truth.

[Miss April]

Re: WWAPD? (What Would A Pirate Do)

But you are a false religion, there is only one creator, and He is Pasta Based. Reject your false religion and accept the truth.

No you are the False religion with your stupid flying spaghetti monster Fool We already know the Truth that is Gods Amazing Word the Bible you Should really try reading it and repent

[Miss April]

Re: WWAPD? (What Would A Pirate Do)

If that is the case why do you persist in your worship of your false god?
Come accept the one true God into your heart.
Rejoice in all that is Noodle.

RAmen

We already Accepted Jesus we Don't need Any other false God like yours

[Miss April]

Re: WWAPD? (What Would A Pirate Do)

AMEN BROTHER!

This is a Christian Forum you two Queers Take your Gay talk elsewhere

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: WWAPD? (What Would A Pirate Do)

6. FIND THE A WENCH!
Or if you’re a wench, find thee a Pirate!(1) Whenches and Pirate go together like spaghetti and spaghetti sauce.(2) Now hit the seas and take what’s comin’ to ye!!!

1)Female Pirate should find themselves a stout male Pirate.

2)So do same-sex Pirates, who are perfectly actable in Pirate culture.

Even in your "Gospel" there are errors like this. Now, you make a good point how a Pirate and a Wench go together like Spaghetti and Spaghetti Sauce. That makes good eatin'. By this simile however, two pirates together or two wenches together would be equal to Spaghetti and more Spaghetti (but no sauce) or just a bowl full of spaghetti sauce.

I don't like plain noodles, nor do I care to slurp a whole bowl of sauce. Who eats their spaghetti that way?

Spaghetti and Sauce. See, your prophet was on to something but then he thought "Oh I don't want to offend the homos! Uh, better put a footnote." which he completely destroyed his own argument.