[Jo Freddie]

Re: WWAPD? (What Would A Pirate Do)

No you are the False religion with your stupid flying spaghetti monster Fool We already know the Truth that is Gods Amazing Word the Bible you Should really try reading it and repent

I have read it, and found it not to be the truth

We already Accepted Jesus we Don't need Any other false God like yours

So you admit that Jesus is a false God, well at least that is a start, good for you Ms April

[Miss April]

Re: WWAPD? (What Would A Pirate Do)

I've never heard of this noodle religion, but you should be more accepting of it. All religions are an equal path to God!

Why do we need to be Accepting of Something false? Fool Why don't you and your Queer lover go somewhere else? This is Gods Favorite Forum Gays and liers are Not Welcame

^This.
Why can't everyone get along? Why can't you let us worship our flying spaghetti monster? We worship him and you worship your God.
This

Religious tolerance? Anybody?

So your a Queer like Serenity is? That's what i Thought We only Accept the Truth here Little boy go somewhere else

This is a Baptist Christian Forum.
Please take your intolerance of our Faith elsewhere.

Amen Wonderful Sister Talitha

What can I say.....

I hope you will still be Laughing in Hell

And others would call your religion false as well.
But if you just cooled your jets, we could all have a grand old time.

We don't care what others False Religions Think of Us We know the Truth troll If your not Here to Get right the Jesus then get Lost cause we Don't need to Cool our anything You do

[Miss April]

Re: WWAPD? (What Would A Pirate Do)

I have read it, and found it not to be the truth

So you admit that Jesus is a false God, well at least that is a start, good for you Ms April

Troll your nothing but a Lier you have naver the Bible before in your life We all know it so stop the lying But if you really read it then you whould found it all to be the Truth
I naver said that you lier stop Making up stuff

[Jo Freddie]

Re: WWAPD? (What Would A Pirate Do)

[/INDENT]Even in your "Gospel" there are errors like this. Now, you make a good point how a Pirate and a Wench go together like Spaghetti and Spaghetti Sauce. That makes good eatin'. By this simile however, two pirates together or two wenches together would be equal to Spaghetti and more Spaghetti (but no sauce) or just a bowl full of spaghetti sauce.

I don't like plain noodles, nor do I care to slurp a whole bowl of sauce. Who eats their spaghetti that way?

Spaghetti and Sauce. See, your prophet was on to something but then he thought "Oh I don't want to offend the homos! Uh, better put a footnote." which he completely destroyed his own argument.

Not at all, does not Pasta have many different sauces? No one sauce is the only correct sauce to have with Pasta, just as no one sexual choice is more right then any other, as long as you enjoy the sauce you choose.

[Snickers]

Re: WWAPD? (What Would A Pirate Do)

So your a Queer like Serenity is? That's what i Thought We only Accept the Truth here Little boy go somewhere else

Listen, I don't know where you pull your conclusions from, but you seem to just get scared so you throw out slurs for homosexuals at people. You know, at first I thought you were pretty hot. Now I wouldn't touch you with someone else's dick.
All in all, you're kind of being a bitch right now.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: WWAPD? (What Would A Pirate Do)

I'm still waiting for you God-mocking noodle freaks to offer even one verse in the Holy Bible that tells us to "tolerate" false religions.

There are plenty of verses that say quite the opposite.

"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11

[Jo Freddie]

Re: WWAPD? (What Would A Pirate Do)

Troll your nothing but a Lier you have naver the Bible before in your life We all know it so stop the lying But if you really read it then you whould found it all to be the Truth
I naver said that you lier stop Making up stuff

Excuse me but you said....

We already Accepted Jesus we Don't need Any other false God like yours

Thus admitting that Jesus is a false God.

I was given a copy of your Bible when I was less then a year old, I still have it, and I have read it.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: WWAPD? (What Would A Pirate Do)

I'm still waiting for you God-mocking noodle freaks to offer even one verse in the Holy Bible that tells us to "tolerate" false religions.

There are plenty of verses that say quite the opposite.

Why am I going to refer to your false gospel? But your book must give you some instruction on how to follow a false religion as you are doing so very well.

[Miss April]

Re: WWAPD? (What Would A Pirate Do)

Listen, I don't know where you pull your conclusions from, but you seem to just get scared so you throw out slurs for homosexuals at people. You know, at first I thought you were pretty hot. Now I wouldn't touch you with someone else's dick.
All in all, you're kind of being a bitch right now.

Listen you unsaved useless Trash I don't care what you think of me I'm a True Christian Lady I'm not Scared and I don't throw anything at People but the Truth like the Bible that you Should Read and repent eww that's gross Leave me alone you sick Queer

[angels]

Re: WWAPD? (What Would A Pirate Do)

Why am I going to refer to your false gospel? But your book must give you some instruction on how to follow a false religion as you are doing so very well.

I can't believe this.!!!

You come here and insult every Christian. Not only that, now you are having a dig at The Bible. God will sort you out. I'll pray for you're soul, because you are so going to need all the help you can get, where you're going too.

[Miss April]

Re: WWAPD? (What Would A Pirate Do)

Excuse me but you said....

Thus admitting that Jesus is a false God.

I was given a copy of your Bible when I was less then a year old, I still have it, and I have read it.

Fool I was Talking about your False God not Ours Learn to Read Right I bet that's nothing but a lie You don't have a Bible stop Lying

[Christianity]

Re: WWAPD? (What Would A Pirate Do)

Excuse me but you said....

Thus admitting that Jesus is a false God.

I was given a copy of your Bible when I was less then a year old, I still have it, and I have read it.

Wow, what a horrible excuse. Learn to read correctly.

[Snickers]

Re: WWAPD? (What Would A Pirate Do)

Miss April, smiley faces do not double as punctuation.
Please use a casual period every now and then.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: WWAPD? (What Would A Pirate Do)

Fool I was Talking about your False God not Ours Learn to Read Right I bet that's nothing but a lie You don't have a Bible stop Lying

My false god? The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not MY God, he is OUR God, the one TRUE GOD, the creator of everything.

But it maters not if you believe in him or not, the True God is not a vindictive God, like the one you believe in, The True God only cares that you lead a good life, are nice to others, do that and you get into Heaven 1st Class.

[Miss April]

Re: WWAPD? (What Would A Pirate Do)

Miss April, smiley faces do not double as punctuation.
Please use a casual period every now and then.

Queer I'm not trying to use smiey Faces as punctuaion No I will only use was is needed