[Miss April]

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So.. You guys don't sin at all?

Us True Christians Don't

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I do believe the troll has crawled back under his bridge.

James 4:7: Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.

Thank You, Jesus!

[Johnnyboy]

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I do believe the troll has crawled back under his bridge.

[James Hutchins]

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Well, I do know that he healed a soldier's ear after Peter cut it off.. Give me one quote from the Gospels that says Jesus stabs a guy, and I will never come back to this forum again.

I did say possible. Now I am no high and mighty Pastor but I do recall this passage:
Matthew 26:51 (King James Version)

And, behold, one of them which were with Jesus stretched out his hand, and drew his sword, and struck a servant of the high priest's, and smote off his ear.

My point was (which you conveniently took out of context) was Jesus did not have a gun, period.

Was this close enough for you to live up to your promise?

[Brother Temperance]

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Most likely not, but he also most likely did not accept Christ as his savior. Like me.

True. Like you, he did not accept Christ as his savior.

LOL no, I can read. I also have eyes. why don't we put that picture on youtube and ask the world what those robes are.

Because youtube is for films, not pictures. Do you go to the cinema to watch paintings?

I am not even going to respond to this....

That is a response. What you mean is, you are not even going to make a worthwhile, intelligent response to this.

Well, I do know that he healed a soldier's ear after Peter cut it off.. Give me one quote from the Gospels that says Jesus stabs a guy, and I will never come back to this forum again.

Revelation 19:19 And I saw the beast, and the kings of the earth, and their armies, gathered together to make war against him that sat on the horse, and against his army.
20 And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.
21 And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I am not even going to respond to this....

We've noticed that you don't respond to citations of the Bible.

[La_Voz]

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Of course Jesus would not shoot anyone.
God had not given anyone guns yet. It would be another 1700 years. I doubt Jesus would wait. Instead, Jesus would (I think this is the correct term) "Sandal Stomp" them or possibly stab them. But shoot them? Don't be ridiculous. Do you know know nothing about history or the Bible?

Well, I do know that he healed a soldier's ear after Peter cut it off.. Give me one quote from the Gospels that says Jesus stabs a guy, and I will never come back to this forum again.

[Johnnyboy]

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I am not even going to respond to this....

You haven't really RESPONDED to anything so far. Just a bunch of ramblings, like you're deranged by drugs and satan. Are you from Europe? France, maybe?

[La_Voz]

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You aren't taking Jesus to the world. You are condemning the world and rejecting the lost. You even have an imaginary 10-mile barrier around ur church!

True Christian™ Warning:
We Are Conservative, Godly, Republican, and Unstoppable!

We have a permanent injunction against all unsaved persons. If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church, nor are you allowed on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil's business, for you are not welcome here. Glory!

[James Hutchins]

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Lol, right...

Jesus certainly wouldn't shoot a guy

Of course Jesus would not shoot anyone.
God had not given anyone guns yet. It would be another 1700 years. I doubt Jesus would wait. Instead, Jesus would (I think this is the correct term) "Sandal Stomp" them or possibly stab them. But shoot them? Don't be ridiculous. Do you know know nothing about history or the Bible?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Most likely not, but he also most likely did not accept Christ as his savior. Like me.

Bold-faced lie. It is clear you haven't even read a KJV1611 Bible, so how can you be Saved(c)?

Dad=God. God is my Dad. I am his child.

So you're Jesus now?

LOL no, I can read. I also have eyes. why don't we put that picture on youtube and ask the world what those robes are.

Great idea! Let's ask the general retarded internet public their opinion and we'll definitely know for sure!

[La_Voz]

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No, because He has so many more awesome ways of smiting people, like with the sword in His mouth. Sadly, our options are somewhat more restricted.

I am not even going to respond to this....

[La_Voz]

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No, all your sins are forgiven when you repent and stop sinning. I suppose you think Saddam Hussein is up in Heaven tickling Our Lord right this moment?

Most likely not, but he also most likely did not accept Christ as his savior. Like me.

Friend, commiting incestuous sins with your dad is no way to get to heaven. It might get you herpes, but not salvation.

Dad=God. God is my Dad. I am his child.

No, they're comfortable heat-resistant robes worn for protection, and nothing more. Are you illiterate?

LOL no, I can read. I also have eyes. why don't we put that picture on youtube and ask the world what those robes are.

[Johnnyboy]

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Your Ignorance is giving me a headache

Take two aspirin, and call Jesus in the morning!

[Brother Temperance]

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How does it feel to disobey Jesus? We do it all the time.

Speak for yourself.

Well, Idk your heart. But God sees all our hearts. I am not deceiving myself. I am a sinner. I sin. But Jesus died and rose so that all my sins are forgiven- Past, present, and future.

No, all your sins are forgiven when you repent and stop sinning. I suppose you think Saddam Hussein is up in Heaven tickling Our Lord right this moment?

Ill have my relationship with Dad.

Friend, commiting incestuous sins with your dad is no way to get to heaven. It might get you herpes, but not salvation.

Are those KKK robes??

No, they're comfortable heat-resistant robes worn for protection, and nothing more. Are you illiterate?

Lol, right...

Jesus certainly wouldn't shoot a guy

No, because He has so many more awesome ways of smiting people, like with the sword in His mouth. Sadly, our options are somewhat more restricted.