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  • Johnnyboy
    True Christian™ fisherman
    • Jun 2009
    • 801

    #16
    Re: HAHA!! Wow...

    Originally posted by La_Voz View Post
    So you are comparing urself to Jesus then, am i correct?
    What gave you that crazy idea??? Are you on drugs?

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    • La_Voz
      Unsaved trash
      • Jul 2009
      • 16

      #17
      Re: HAHA!! Wow...

      Well, Idk your heart. But God sees all our hearts. I am not deceiving myself. I am a sinner. I sin. But Jesus died and rose so that all my sins are forgiven- Past, present, and future.

      The Church is a hospital. Meant to reach those who are hurting- those who need God. And I am a child of God. And I will continue to serve with love as Jesus did.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #18
        Re: HAHA!! Wow...

        Hi friend and welcome to God's Favorite Forum™. Pull up a seat and tell us about yourself.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Vavoline Johnson
          Mammy
          Forum Member
          • Apr 2009
          • 960

          #19
          Re: HAHA!! Wow...

          Originally posted by La_Voz View Post
          Haha.. snip
          Laugh all you wants cause I ain't worried, I've been saved!
          Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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          • Capt. Aaron Portway
            One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
            Salvation from Above
            God's Favorite Pilot™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2008
            • 6309

            #20
            Re: HAHA!! Wow...

            What church do you attend? I hope it is an Independent Baptist Church! Otherwise you only think you are Saved. False Christians are as Hellbound as Atheists, Muslims, and Unitarians!
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            • La_Voz
              Unsaved trash
              • Jul 2009
              • 16

              #21
              Re: HAHA!! Wow...

              I guess you guys are too perfect for me. Too religious. Keep your religion. Ill have my relationship with Dad.

              Let God cut through your callous hearts. Take your eyes off yourselves for a second and look up at Jesus. Maybe then He will heal your blindness and give you Living Water.

              Maybe there is a reason I randomly stumbled upon this site. Maybe there is a reason why I am saying these things.

              God works in mysterious ways..

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              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639

                #22
                Re: HAHA!! Wow...

                Originally posted by La_Voz View Post
                Well, Idk your heart. But God sees all our hearts. I am not deceiving myself. I am a sinner. I sin. But Jesus died and rose so that all my sins are forgiven- Past, present, and future.

                The Church is a hospital. Meant to reach those who are hurting- those who need God. And I am a child of God. And I will continue to serve with love as Jesus did.
                Originally posted by La_Voz View Post
                I question your guys' faith.
                You're ignoring and even going against a book of the Bible (1 John), and yet you're questioning our faith? That's rich.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #23
                  Re: HAHA!! Wow...

                  Originally posted by La_Voz View Post
                  God works in mysterious ways..
                  Do tell.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                  Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                  • La_Voz
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 16

                    #24
                    Re: HAHA!! Wow...

                    Are those KKK robes??

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                    • Johnnyboy
                      True Christian™ fisherman
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 801

                      #25
                      Re: HAHA!! Wow...

                      Originally posted by La_Voz View Post
                      Are those KKK robes??
                      I don't think so.

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                      • La_Voz
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 16

                        #26
                        Re: HAHA!! Wow...



                        And what is this all about? I guess shooting a guy isnt sin.

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                        • Rev. Jim Osborne
                          True Christian™ Televangelist
                          Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 8622

                          #27
                          Re: HAHA!! Wow...

                          Originally posted by La_Voz View Post
                          Are those KKK robes??
                          Didn't you read the caption? They are heat-resistant robes! Are you trying to tell me you are going to stand next a huge 800 degree fire like that without any form of protection?

                          By the way, what's with the Mexican name? La Voz? I just asked Pedro my gardener what the hell that means and he told me "The Voice". At first I thought he said "The Boys", because them Mexicans always screw up the B/V sound and I assumed you were some kind of homosexual, but I think The Voice is just as gay-friendly.

                          Isn't there some kind of liberal hate propoganda paper called the Village Voice? You write for them or something?

                          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                          • Johnnyboy
                            True Christian™ fisherman
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 801

                            #28
                            Re: HAHA!! Wow...

                            Originally posted by La_Voz View Post
                            http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0999/prison.html

                            And what is this all about? I guess shooting a guy isnt sin.
                            You're losing me. What does a good Christian man shooting an atheist have to do with people wearing sheets? I think you need help. Your thoughts are scattered.

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #29
                              Re: HAHA!! Wow...

                              Thanks for visiting our humble forum. Has the spirit of the Lord touched you, yet?
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • La_Voz
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 16

                                #30
                                Re: HAHA!! Wow...

                                Hmm.....


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