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  • Bob4God
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    Arms Dealer for CHRIST
    Hands folded for Jesus
     
    • Apr 2008
    • 5274
    #1

    Penn and Teller: Satan's Showmen!

    I'm sure everybody will agree with me when I say that Penn and Teller are two of the most anti-family, anti-Christian and anti-American blasphemers ever to defile our GODly country!

    Penn and Teller are magicians (practitioners of the dark arts!) who claim to be atheists while simultaneously drawing upon the powers of Lucifer to perform their wicked magic acts!

    Most people fall under their spell immediately, but we Christians can see right through their veils of sparkling Las Vegas glitz!

    Penn and Teller host a television show on Shotime called "Bullpoopie" (the real name uses a word other than 'poopie' but I am too much of a Christian to type it!) where they insult GOD and force homosexual values into our homes! They use nonsense like science, fact-checking, experimentation and research to say things that are contrary to GOD's word!

    DO NOT WATCH THEIR SHOW! THEY CAN ALSO BE FOUND ON YOUTUBE, AND SHOULD NOT BE WATCHED THEIR EITHER!

    Please join me in praying against these agents of satanism!
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Penn and Teller: Satan's Showmen!

      Performing magic is an abomination before God.

      Ex.22:18
      Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

      Lev.19:26, 31
      Ye shall not eat any thing with the blood: neither shall ye use enchantment, nor observe times. ... Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.

      Dt.18:10-11
      There shall not be found among you any one ... that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch. Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.

      2 Kg.18:3-4
      He [Hezekiah] did that which was right in the sight of the LORD....
      He ... brake in pieces the brasen serpent that Moses had made.

      2 Kg.21:6
      He ... observed times, and used enchantments, and dealt with familiar spirits and wizards: he wrought much wickedness in the sight of the LORD.
      What's worse, this demonic duo perform ATHIEST magic.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Rev. Jim Osborne
          True Christian™ Televangelist
          Director of Fundraising and Tithing
          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 8622
          #3
          Re: Penn and Teller: Satan's Showmen!

          I've never liked them ever since I've seen them on Carson some years back. There is no doubt both are homosexual lovers and have been partners for years. Penn is the masculine top "bear" while Teller is the feminine bottom "queen". The reason why Teller never speaks is because he's Penn's wife, and Penn keeps his property under his control.

          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748
              #4
              Re: Penn and Teller: Satan's Showmen!

              Does he still have that stupid ponytail like Steven Segal?
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Rev. Jim Osborne
                  True Christian™ Televangelist
                  Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                  On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 8622
                  #5
                  Re: Penn and Teller: Satan's Showmen!

                  Yes, and just like Steven Seagal, he's just become more bloated with age.

                  Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639
                      #6
                      Re: Penn and Teller: Satan's Showmen!

                      To top it all off, they are lie-bertarians and thus not True Conservatives™. They seem to keep busy finding ways to outrage Our Lord.
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                      Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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