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  • nonethanks
    Toffo eating Girly-Man
    • Jul 2009
    • 70

    #1

    I'm lost

    does believing in eternal life make you happier?

    how would you feel if your faith was stained with doubt.

    with this i don't mean anything evil or wicked, I don't want to derail anyone. I just want help, because i... have somewhat lost my faith
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: I'm lost

    Originally posted by nonethanks View Post
    does believing in eternal life make you happier?

    how would you feel if your faith was stained with doubt.

    with this i don't mean anything evil or wicked, I don't want to derail anyone. I just want help, because i... have somewhat lost my faith
    Want to try that again, only this time using your "Shift" key, boy?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • JRFinn
      Doubting Thomas
      • Jun 2009
      • 204

      #3
      Re: I'm lost

      Believe me, it's not the eternal life that makes these guys happy, it's the eternal agony of all the others.

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      • nonethanks
        Toffo eating Girly-Man
        • Jul 2009
        • 70

        #4
        Re: I'm lost

        ....... whoa.... you're absolutely right!!!!!!!!!

        you ... amazed me

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        • JRFinn
          Doubting Thomas
          • Jun 2009
          • 204

          #5
          Re: I'm lost

          If you're looking for feel-good spirituality, this is the last place ever to find it.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: I'm lost

            Originally posted by JRFinn View Post
            If you're looking for feel-good spirituality, this is the last place ever to find it.
            Why is it that you atheistic God-mockers are all so angry and hateful all the time? We True Christians(tm) are the happiest folks on earth! Jesus provides everything we need, and He has assured us of a place at His table up in Heaven after He kills us someday. Nothing will feel better than the good belly laugh we enjoy with Jesus as we listen to your agonizing screams from hell, and watch satan anally rape you with his huge barbed tallywackers. Oh shout GLORY!!
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • nonethanks
              Toffo eating Girly-Man
              • Jul 2009
              • 70

              #7
              Re: I'm lost

              yep, but I just wanted to see their view of things

              and Pastor Ezequiel: you said that i should learn to post like an american?
              well I am american, so however I post is how americans post, but even though I'm american I'm not from the USA

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: I'm lost

                Originally posted by nonethanks View Post
                yep, but I just wanted to see their view of things

                and Pastor Ezequiel: you said that i should learn to post like an american?
                well I am american, so however I post is how americans post, but even though I'm american I'm not from the USA
                I am going to ban you if you disrespect God's favorite country (America!) one more time. Consider that your final warning.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • nonethanks
                  Toffo eating Girly-Man
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 70

                  #9
                  Re: I'm lost

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  I am going to ban you if you disrespect God's favorite country (America!) one more time. Consider that your final warning.
                  OK but please illustrate me, and tell me how did I insult your country?

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                  • Rev. Jim Osborne
                    True Christian™ Televangelist
                    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 8622

                    #10
                    Re: I'm lost

                    Originally posted by JRFinn View Post
                    If you're looking for feel-good spirituality, this is the last place ever to find it.
                    Don't be misleading this person further by saying ignorant, baseless accusations. To me, knowing that I am spending my eternity with Jesus in Heaven makes me FEEL DARN GOOD! I know that all my sins, regardless of all the times I've sinned, will be washed away. All the adultery, the gambling, the fraud and scamming, the lying, the alcoholism, the physical and verbal abuse, all of it is washed away by the blood of the lamb of God. Jesus is so powerful! I am so thankful and so happy to have Him as my Savior! PRAISE SWEET JESUS!

                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: I'm lost

                      Originally posted by nonethanks View Post
                      OK but please illustrate me, and tell me how did I insult your country?
                      I cannot "illustrate you" because I am not an artist.

                      Failure to properly capitalize the word America is insulting and unpatriotic. Why do you hate our troops over in Iraquistan fighting for my freedom to pratcice Christianity?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • nonethanks
                        Toffo eating Girly-Man
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 70

                        #12
                        Re: I'm lost

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        I cannot "illustrate you" because I am not an artist.

                        Failure to properly capitalize the word America is insulting and unpatriotic. Why do you hate our troops over in Iraquistan fighting for my freedom to pratcice Christianity?
                        By illustrate i meant teach me, enlighten me.

                        You asked my why do I hate your troops over Iraquistan (does that exist?) who fight for your freedom?

                        well I don't hate them (not exactly, but sorta) I am, however saddened by USA's actions, for millions were killed and nothing changed.
                        Iraq's war is a meaningless bloodshed.

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                        • Rev. Jim Osborne
                          True Christian™ Televangelist
                          Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 8622

                          #13
                          Re: I'm lost

                          Originally posted by nonethanks View Post
                          well I don't hate them (not exactly, but sorta) I am, however saddened by USA's actions, for millions were killed and nothing changed.
                          Iraq's war is a meaningless bloodshed.
                          Even the Pelosian liberals who read the Huffington Post will admit only about 100,000+ people have died, not millions. Get your facts straight before trying to persecute us. Fortunately, only about 4,000 of those deaths were American, the rest were infidel Muslims, so I don't see your point. This is supposed to be bad or something?

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                          • nonethanks
                            Toffo eating Girly-Man
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 70

                            #14
                            Re: I'm lost

                            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                            Even the Pelosian liberals who read the Huffington Post will admit only about 100,000+ people have died, not millions. Get your facts straight before trying to persecute us. Fortunately, only about 4,000 of those deaths were American, the rest were infidel Muslims, so I don't see your point. This is supposed to be bad or something?
                            it's not bad, it's meaningless . Humans are dying without a cause.
                            And for that matter, only for you to understand i'll say it. Americans are dying.
                            but humans overall

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                            • Rev. Jim Osborne
                              True Christian™ Televangelist
                              Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                              On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 8622

                              #15
                              Re: I'm lost

                              Originally posted by nonethanks View Post
                              it's not bad, it's meaningless . Humans are dying without a cause.
                              And for that matter, only for you to understand i'll say it. Americans are dying.
                              but humans overall
                              Let me address the two bold-fonted parts:
                              1. Humans are dying with a cause! The cause being to remove that evil Muslim dictator Saddam Hussein (who threw victims into plastic chippers) and make Iraq a free democracy. Isn't that a good cause? Or would you rather have dictators run the world? I imagine you would be against the American invasion of Nazi Germany, right?
                              2. Americans are dying, yes, but their sacrifices do not go unacknowledged. These proud, patriotic American soldiers have given their lives for freedom. May God bless them.

                              Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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