[AncientFireRisen (On Moderation)]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

You say to the girl who can take down a 6'3'' football player when she is 4'9''. My brother and one of my teachers trained me in a few fighting styles.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

You say to the girl who can take down a 6'3'' football player when she is 4'9''. My brother and one of my teachers trained me in a few fighting styles.

Ah, so you're one of those transitive-gender folks that Dances With Boys Who Don't Cry was flapping her yap about. I wondered if they really existed.

[AncientFireRisen (On Moderation)]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

No, I was born a girl and I am proud to be a girl who loves her man thank you very much.

[Bernal]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

1. There is not theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
2. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming that 'Law & Order' are trademarked names for his right and left arms.

Sorry. I couldn't resist. There was a serious lack of Chuck Norris facts in this topic. Especially when it's ABOUT Chuck Norris.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

Um, no. For instance, jujitsu is an unarmed martial art, also known as "a martial art where you don't use a weapon." It would appear you know almost as little about gook gibberish as you do about God's Word.

Though it focuses on Taijutsu (Hand to hand techniques), it can still be incorporated into weapon training, though as you said it isn't focused on it.

[AncientFireRisen (On Moderation)]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

The point is that Martial Arts is a way of defending yourself if necissary, though their perspective on life is quite enlightening.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

The point is that Martial Arts is a way of defending yourself if necissary, though their perspective on life is quite enlightening.

Shreiking like a gook woman and kicking your opponent in his Manhood is hardly "enlightening". Jesus will teach you all you need to know, if only you'd open your heart and bank account to Him.

[AncientFireRisen (On Moderation)]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

You do know that is not the only way to send a man crying for his mommy, right? You could throw him into a wall for instance. Or break his sturnum, or his nose.

[Bernal]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

You do know that is not the only way to send a man crying for his mommy, right? You could throw him into a wall for instance. Or break his sturnum, or his nose.

Isn't it true that if you attack the xiphoid process off of the sternum in such a way, it will kill your opponent [from breaking off and puncturing the lungs]?

[AncientFireRisen (On Moderation)]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

I honestly do not know, I have never tried it before.

[The Jabba Master]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

Shreiking like a gook woman and kicking your opponent in his Manhood is hardly "enlightening". Jesus will teach you all you need to know, if only you'd open your heart and bank account to Him.

Few things you need to realize
1 "Gook" is a Raceist term
2 you dont need to yell when you do Marial Arts

if only you would open your mind you would realize this.... Oh irony

[Goatski]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

Isn't it true that if you attack the xiphoid process off of the sternum in such a way, it will kill your opponent [from breaking off and puncturing the lungs]?

Yes, because the lungs are closely related to the chakra anahata which is a sort of intermediary between the higher and lower chakra. The lungs, in addition to inhaling air, also inhale the prana within the etheric shadow of reality and this starves the jinnas body, the etheric body of the 4th dimension, which is the foundation of physical life. The heart and the brain are very sensitive to lack of oxygen.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

Yes, because the lungs are closely related to the chakra anahata which is a sort of intermediary between the higher and lower chakra. The lungs, in addition to inhaling air, also inhale the prana within the etheric shadow of reality and this starves the jinnas body, the etheric body of the 4th dimension, which is the foundation of physical life. The heart and the brain are very sensitive to lack of oxygen.

You seem like such a nice boy.

Please stop doing shrooms and find JESUS.

Lve, Sister Thumper

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

Isn't it true that if you attack the xiphoid process off of the sternum in such a way, it will kill your opponent [from breaking off and puncturing the lungs]?

Yes it's possible, but its easier to kill someone by striking their nose from beneath, and towards their face and skull with enough force. Same concept, except the broken bone pieces pierce the brain instead of the lungs...much quicker...assuming you do it correctly.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

Yes it's possible, but its easier to kill someone by striking their nose from beneath, and towards their face and skull with enough force. Same concept, except the broken bone pieces pierce the brain instead of the lungs...much quicker...assuming you do it correctly.

You've been watching too many gook ninja movies like this Jedi Mistress boy.

All I need is Jesus and the Godly Smith & Wesson He provided me.