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  • Brother V
    True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 3481

    #46
    Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

    Originally posted by The Jedi Master View Post
    ive been up all day working on a story ive been wrighting for a wile
    This could possibly be the hardest to read story ever written.

    Or should I say.

    Thes kud possibbblie be the heardist to reed storie ever wrighten.
    Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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    • The Jabba Master
      TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
      Forum Member
      • Jun 2007
      • 250

      #47
      Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

      Originally posted by Brother V View Post
      This could possibly be the hardest to read story ever written.

      Or should I say.

      Thes kud possibbblie be the heardist to reed storie ever wrighten.
      *Slaps V* i have trouble spelling not trouble Reading
      Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
      Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
      Jedi respect all life, in any form.
      Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
      Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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      • Miss Hikari
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • May 2007
        • 372

        #48
        Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

        Originally posted by The Jedi Master View Post
        i know i coppyed and pasted that from my Dictionary on Aol and like i said i was too tired to remove the HTML codeing
        Ah, nevermind then.

        Originally posted by The Jedi Master View Post
        *Slaps V* i have trouble spelling not trouble Reading
        And that was a seriously bad idea. *ducks away before the infraction points come*

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        • The Jabba Master
          TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
          Forum Member
          • Jun 2007
          • 250

          #49
          Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

          Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
          Ah, nevermind then.



          And that was a seriously bad idea. *ducks away before the infraction points come*
          Hey they started it with the name calling i just got tired of it and that was the last straw that broke the banthas back
          Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
          Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
          Jedi respect all life, in any form.
          Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
          Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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          • Miss Hikari
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • May 2007
            • 372

            #50
            Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

            Originally posted by The Jedi Master View Post
            Hey they started it with the name calling i just got tired of it and that was the last straw that broke the banthas back
            If you get mad, that means that they won. Just suck it up, and take it like a man. Deep breathing helps.

            And whenever they piss me off, I just remind myself that all of Landover's going to HFIL. (Home for Infinite Losers)

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            • The Jabba Master
              TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
              Forum Member
              • Jun 2007
              • 250

              #51
              Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

              Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
              If you get mad, that means that they won. Just suck it up, and take it like a man. Deep breathing helps.

              And whenever they piss me off, I just remind myself that all of Landover's going to HFIL. (Home for Infinite Losers)
              Well exsept for those that arnt "True Christians"
              Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
              Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
              Jedi respect all life, in any form.
              Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
              Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15708

                #52
                Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

                Originally posted by The Jedi Master View Post
                Hey they started it with the name calling i just got tired of it and that was the last straw that broke the banthas back
                you just earned 100 infraction points for being an angry retard.

                Show us some respect you drooling moron.

                Miffed, Sister Thumper
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                • The Jabba Master
                  TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
                  Forum Member
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 250

                  #53
                  Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

                  Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                  you just earned 100 infraction points for being an angry retard.

                  Show us some respect you drooling moron.

                  Miffed, Sister Thumper
                  How about you show some respect for new people and thats all im saying to you
                  Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                  Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                  Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                  Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                  Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #54
                    Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

                    Originally posted by The Jedi Master View Post
                    How about you show some respect for new people and thats all im saying to you
                    No body with any shred decency is going to show any respect for a Star Wars fan. It’s psuedo Buddhist nonsense is long past its time and certainly nothing that Jesus would watch. Now the latest Battlestar Galactica, that is a proper Christian Sci-Fi show and Jesus smiles upon it. Your cheesy new age mind tricks won’t do squat when Christian cyber clone sticks a chip in your scull that starts screaming scripture into your brain 24/7.

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                    • Goatski
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Apr 2007
                      • 123

                      #55
                      Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

                      Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                      Listen Goatface, the only thing I've passed up this past week was my dinner as soon as I realised a Retard was coming on to me.
                      I don't "come on" to anyone. I simply invite them to save their own soul through the work in the ninth sphere. Destroy your own ego and incarnate the Christ or have the ego forcefully torn apart in the infradimesnions of nature. It is sad that your lustful egos are clouding your perception of reality.

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                      • Andrew Shaw
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 226

                        #56
                        Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

                        Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                        Your attempts at HTML are really pathetic.
                        Jesus hates sloppy HTML.
                        If you are going for a Copy/Paste then please check it in Preview first.

                        See, I can be nice..

                        YIC
                        Helpful Tal
                        You have no proof jesus hates sloppy HTML im sure he doesent even concern himself with modern technology, you were just jokeing about that, right?
                        anyhow, i meant no offense i just found it funny
                        Is adult entertainment killing our kids, Or are adults killing our kids for entertainment?

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                        • Andrew Shaw
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 226

                          #57
                          Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          No body with any shred decency is going to show any respect for a Star Wars fan. It’s psuedo Buddhist nonsense is long past its time and certainly nothing that Jesus would watch. Now the latest Battlestar Galactica, that is a proper Christian Sci-Fi show and Jesus smiles upon it. Your cheesy new age mind tricks won’t do squat when Christian cyber clone sticks a chip in your scull that starts screaming scripture into your brain 24/7.

                          Baltar found Jesus. Maybe you can too.
                          We should make that chip!
                          Is adult entertainment killing our kids, Or are adults killing our kids for entertainment?

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                          • AncientFireRisen
                            Foul Sinner on Moderation
                            • May 2007
                            • 172

                            #58
                            Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

                            Please lay off my friend. If I can deal with bad spelling so can you, no offense, Jedi. (speaking if Jedi, what happened to the Jedi code?)
                            That and you do know that Battlestar Galactica is a cruddy remake of a cruddy miniseries, right? If we're going to talk sci-fi please get a better series, like Stargate SG1.

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                            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 12414

                              #59
                              Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

                              Originally posted by AncientFireRisen View Post
                              Please lay off my friend. If I can deal with bad spelling so can you, no offense, Jedi.
                              Don't tell us what to do! We've got free speech!


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                              • Andrew Shaw
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Jun 2007
                                • 226

                                #60
                                Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

                                Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                                Don't tell us what to do! We've got free speech!



                                This is something of hypocrasy i've read a post along the lines of 'what to do if your child is showing any signs of being gay stone it to death'
                                Thats telling you to kill your baby if the child is teething. I am no queer nor supporter of queers BUT i do think that MURDER IS A SIN wich is why i disagree with stoneing a child to death and..the idea of killing an infant to me sounds inhumane and i could never bear it..have some compassion for human life people
                                Is adult entertainment killing our kids, Or are adults killing our kids for entertainment?

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