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  • Joo
    International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
    Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
    • Jun 2007
    • 831
    #31
    Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    You've been watching too many gook ninja movies like this Jedi Mistress boy.

    All I need is Jesus and the Godly Smith & Wesson He provided me.
    No actually I've been taking Martial Arts lessons most of my life.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556
        #32
        Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

        Originally posted by Joo View Post
        No actually I've been taking Martial Arts lessons most of my life.
        And I've been studying the Holy Word of God all my life. Jesus can take out your gook "master" any day of the week. All that sissyboy screaming and shrieking and kicking won't protect you from eternal gang rape in the fires of hell. Jesus always wins.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Joo
            International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
            Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
            • Jun 2007
            • 831
            #33
            Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            And I've been studying the Holy Word of God all my life. Jesus can take out your gook "master" any day of the week. All that sissyboy screaming and shrieking and kicking won't protect you from eternal gang rape in the fires of hell. Jesus always wins.
            I don't have a Master anymore so I bet he could defeat air, such an amazing accomplishment.

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              • Goatski
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Apr 2007
                • 123
                #34
                Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

                Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                You seem like such a nice boy.

                Lve, Sister Thumper
                And you seem like a nice girl.

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                  • Talitha
                    Deaconess
                    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                    True Christian™
                    • Apr 2026
                    • 15118
                    #35
                    Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

                    Originally posted by ******n View Post
                    And you seem like a nice girl.
                    .......... and you are asking for Infraction Points from one of our most Senior of Pastors.

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                      • Goatski
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Apr 2007
                        • 123
                        #36
                        Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

                        Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                        .......... and you are asking for Infraction Points from one of our most Senior of Pastors.
                        Jealous? You had your chance and you passed it up.

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                          • Talitha
                            Deaconess
                            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                            True Christian™
                            • Apr 2026
                            • 15118
                            #37
                            Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

                            Originally posted by ******n View Post
                            Jealous? You had your chance and you passed it up.
                            Listen Goatface, the only thing I've passed up this past week was my dinner as soon as I realised a Retard was coming on to me.

                            Sister Talitha

                            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                              • The Jabba Master
                                TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
                                Forum Member
                                • Jun 2007
                                • 250
                                #38
                                Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

                                Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                                Listen Goatface, the only thing I've passed up this past week was my dinner as soon as I realised a Retard was coming on to me.
                                You know i think hes just trying to be nice... unlike you who seems to be treating him like dirt for no reason
                                Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                                Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                                Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                                Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                                Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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                                  • Miss Hikari
                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                    • May 2007
                                    • 372
                                    #39
                                    Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

                                    Originally posted by The Jedi Master View Post
                                    You know i think hes just trying to be nice... unlike you who seems to be treating him like dirt for no reason
                                    That's normal TC behavior. It's when they start acting nice, you should worry.

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                                      • Talitha
                                        Deaconess
                                        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Apr 2026
                                        • 15118
                                        #40
                                        Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

                                        Originally posted by The Jedi Master View Post
                                        You know i think hes just trying to be nice... unlike you who seems to be treating him like dirt for no reason
                                        As I see it, according to this Forum he's Unsaved Trash just the same as you.

                                        I'm being nice you pathetic Faggit!

                                        Sister Talitha

                                        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                                        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                                        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                                          • The Jabba Master
                                            TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Jun 2007
                                            • 250
                                            #41
                                            Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

                                            Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                                            As I see it, according to this Forum he's Unsaved Trash just the same as you.

                                            I'm being nice you pathetic Faggit!
                                            Nice: Agitive: 2 a : of a sympathetic or helpful nature</I> </I>b : of a forbearing nature : Gentle</I></I>c : arising from or characterized by sympathy or forbearance <a kind act</I>></I> </I>
                                            3 : of a kind to give pleasure or relief

                                            Calling people "Unsaved Trash" and "retarded" is not "Nice"
                                            Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                                            Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                                            Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                                            Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                                            Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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                                              • Talitha
                                                Deaconess
                                                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Apr 2026
                                                • 15118
                                                #42
                                                Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

                                                Originally posted by The Jedi Master View Post
                                                Nice: Agitive: 2 a : <I>of a sympathetic or helpful nature</I> </I>b : of a forbearing nature : Gentle</I></I>c : arising from or characterized by sympathy or forbearance <a kind act</I>></I> </I>
                                                3 : of a kind to give pleasure or relief</I>

                                                Calling people "Unsaved Trash" and "retarded" is not "Nice"
                                                Your attempts at HTML are really pathetic.
                                                Jesus hates sloppy HTML.
                                                If you are going for a Copy/Paste then please check it in Preview first.

                                                See, I can be nice..

                                                YIC
                                                Helpful Tal

                                                Sister Talitha

                                                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                                                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                                                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                                                  • The Jabba Master
                                                    TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • Jun 2007
                                                    • 250
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

                                                    Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                                                    Your attempts at HTML are really pathetic.
                                                    Jesus hates sloppy HTML.
                                                    If you are going for a Copy/Paste then please check it in Preview first.

                                                    See, I can be nice..

                                                    YIC
                                                    Helpful Tal
                                                    You got close to nice but still not that nice

                                                    also i wasnt trying for the HTML and was to tired to care if it was still in there so i didnt preview my post ive been up all day working on a story ive been wrighting for a wile
                                                    Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                                                    Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                                                    Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                                                    Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                                                    Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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                                                      • Miss Hikari
                                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                        • May 2007
                                                        • 372
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

                                                        Originally posted by The Jedi Master View Post
                                                        You got close to nice but still not that nice

                                                        also i wasnt trying for the HTML and was to tired to care if it was still in there so i didnt preview my post ive been up all day working on a story ive been wrighting for a wile
                                                        Just so you know, you can't use HTML on a forum. It has to be BBcode. Just some advice.
                                                        -Hii

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                                                          • The Jabba Master
                                                            TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Jun 2007
                                                            • 250
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

                                                            Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
                                                            Just so you know, you can't use HTML on a forum. It has to be BBcode. Just some advice.
                                                            -Hii
                                                            i know i coppyed and pasted that from my Dictionary on Aol and like i said i was too tired to remove the HTML codeing
                                                            Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                                                            Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                                                            Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                                                            Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                                                            Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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