[The Jabba Master]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

Y' know, I'm stunned that I haven't gotten an infrac yet. Huh. Well, I guess that will come with time.

And Jedi Master, don't bother arguing with them. They just don't appreciate fine film. What a shame it is. But then again it is their loss, ain't it?

*Nods* indeed Film is one of the best forms of Expreshen and Star Wars is one of the best

[AncientFireRisen (On Moderation)]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

SG-1 better than Battlestar Galactica? The current ori-crapfest episodes or the pre-ori stuff?

Pre-Ori, Goat, dear.

[Andrew Shaw]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

Friend, here is but a tiny sample of what GOD has to say about compassion for human life:
1 Samuel 15:2 Thus saith the LORD of hosts, I remember that which Amalek did to Israel, how he laid wait for him in the way, when he came up from Egypt.
3 Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.

There's a lot more in there if you actually read the Bible.

Again im wrong because i havent read your version of the bible.. i need one of those insanely bad..WHY IS YOURS SO DIFFERENT FROM MINE!???



Oh and by the way Amalek had it comeing. The reason god said that was more than likely because Amalek attacked gods country

[AncientFireRisen (On Moderation)]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

Biblegateway.com.....not that that helps your search.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

Oh and by the way Amalek had it comeing. The reason god said that was more than likely because Amalek attacked gods country

Did the women and children that the Israelites slaughtered also attack "God's county"? Friend, our Lord is not some effeminate sissy who is afraid to get His Holy hands bloody.

You seem so unsaved that you are physically incapable of comprehending the Holy Bible KJV 1611, which is the one true authentic Bible. There is a Bible available that we use to educate white preschoolers and nigra adults. I'm sure that a slower gentleman such as yourself would appreciate also.

Did these people attack God's Country Too?

Accept God for who He is and stop trying to reinvent Jesus into a personification of your own personal likes and dislikes. This isn't some made up pagan feel good god. This is the REAL GOD who exists independently of our personal ideologies concerning what a god should be. Continue down this blasphemous road and Jesus will surely kill you and toss you into the Lake of Fire where you will be sodomized by demons for all eternity.

[Andrew Shaw]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

Did the women and children that the Israelites slaughtered also attack "God's county"? Friend, our Lord is not some effeminate sissy who is afraid to get His Holy hands bloody.

You seem so unsaved that you are physically incapable of comprehending the Holy Bible KJV 1611, which is the one true authentic Bible. There is a Bible available that we use to educate white preschoolers and nigra adults. I'm sure that a slower gentleman such as yourself would appreciate also.

Did these people attack God's Country Too?

Accept God for who He is and stop trying to reinvent Jesus into a personification of your own personal likes and dislikes. This isn't some made up pagan feel good god. This is the REAL GOD who exists independently of our personal ideologies concerning what a god should be. Continue down this blasphemous road and Jesus will surely kill you and toss you into the Lake of Fire where you will be sodomized by demons for all eternity.

Those were effing legos. and by the way my veiw on the woman and children that were slaughterd is that takeing just amalek or whatever his name was life wasent enough..And will you STOP saying JESUS is going to KILL me? Are you completely mad? jesus morals and concern of human life hasent changed since hes died been ressurected and left! and im not reinventing jesus im talking about him from what ive known and do know. And their is no such thing as an authentic bible they were all made by humans theres bound to be errors..and in yours i would imagine SERIOUS angst ridden errors it doesent say ANYWHERE to hate other people because of their skin color wich is hypocritical for how most of you are talking. everything you say about african americans, asains, mexicans, and jews is completely derogatory.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

Those were effing legos. and by the way my veiw on the woman and children that were slaughterd is that takeing just amalek or whatever his name was life wasent enough..And will you STOP saying JESUS is going to KILL me? Are you completely mad? jesus morals and concern of human life hasent changed since hes died been ressurected and left! and im not reinventing jesus im talking about him from what ive known and do know. And their is no such thing as an authentic bible they were all made by humans theres bound to be errors..and in yours i would imagine SERIOUS angst ridden errors it doesent say ANYWHERE to hate other people because of their skin color wich is hypocritical for how most of you are talking. everything you say about african americans, asains, mexicans, and jews is completely derogatory.

Have you EVER actually read the Bible boy? The KJV 1611 Bible, the ONLY AUTHENTIC VERSION! Here are a few examples of the hatred that God and/or Jesus has. Jesus DOES kill fools like you every second of every day!

If you mock your father or disobey your mother, the ravens will pick out your eyeballs and the eagles will eat them. Proverbs 30:17 The eye that mocketh at his father, and despiseth to obey his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it.

God will have no mercy on the widows and children of hypocrites. Isaiah 9:17 Therefore the LORD shall have no joy in their young men, neither shall have mercy on their fatherless and widows: for every one is an hypocrite and an evildoer, and every mouth speaketh folly. For all this his anger is not turned away, but his hand is stretched out still.

God will slaughter children "for the iniquity of their fathers." Isaiah 14:21 Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers; that they do not rise, nor possess the land, nor fill the face of the world with cities.

God tries to "correct" people by killing their children. Jeremiah 2:30 In vain have I smitten your children; they received no correction: your own sword hath devoured your prophets, like a destroying lion.

God will kill children if their parents worship other gods. Jeremiah 16:10 And it shall come to pass, when thou shalt shew this people all these words, and they shall say unto thee, Wherefore hath the LORD pronounced all this great evil against us? or what is our iniquity? or what is our sin that we have committed against the LORD our God? 16:11 Then shalt thou say unto them, Because your fathers have forsaken me, saith the LORD, and have walked after other gods, and have served them, and have worshipped them, and have forsaken me, and have not kept my law;

Jesus criticizes the Jews for not killing their disobedient children as required by Old Testament law. (See Ex.21:15, Lev.20:9, Dt.21:18-21) Mark 7:9 And he said unto them, Full well ye reject the commandment of God, that ye may keep your own tradition. 7:10 For Moses said, Honour thy father and thy mother; and, Whoso curseth father or mother, let him die the death:

Peter claims that Dt.18:18-19 refers to Jesus, saying that those who refuse to follow him (all non-Christians) must be killed. Acts 3:23 And it shall come to pass, that every soul, which will not hear that prophet, shall be destroyed from among the people.

All liars, as well as those who are fearful or unbelieving, will be cast into "the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone." Revelations 21:8

"So we boiled my son, and did eat him." Women killed, boiled and ate their own children because of a plague that God sent, or as the Bible puts it: "Behold, this evil is of the Lord." 2Kings 6:28-29, 33

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

Those were effing legos.

Yes, legos, enacting Biblical passages. It's helpful when teaching white preschoolers and nigra adults who sometimes have a hard time comprehending the Holy Bible KJV 1611.

and by the way my veiw on the woman and children that were slaughterd is that takeing just amalek or whatever his name was life wasent enough..

Then we are in agreement, friend. God killed all the warriors, but that wasn't enough to satisfy His bloodlust. He wanted defenseless women, children, babies, and livestock slaughtered as well. I'm glad the visual aid provided by the Brick Testament has enlightened you to the True nature of our God. Didn't I tell you it aids slow people in building a closer relationship with Jesus?

And will you STOP saying JESUS is going to KILL me?

I will say whatever Jesus moves me to say. I was going to give you 500 infraction points for giving orders to your better, but Jesus wishes for me to show you compassion due to the fact that you're slow and all.

I will stop saying that Jesus is going to kill you when you stop blaspheming the Lord with your lovey dovey hippy talk because once you stop effeminating our Lord and Savior He won't have to kill you anytime soon.

Are you completely mad? jesus morals and concern of human life hasent changed since hes died been ressurected and left! and im not reinventing jesus im talking about him from what ive known and do know. And their is no such thing as an authentic bible they were all made by humans theres bound to be errors..and in yours i would imagine SERIOUS angst ridden errors it doesent say ANYWHERE to hate other people because of their skin color wich is hypocritical for how most of you are talking. everything you say about african americans, asains, mexicans, and jews is completely derogatory.

We do not condone derogatory language toward ethnicities, sir. Landover Baptist Church has a very strict policy against racism in all its forms. NOWHERE have we EVER promoted the hatred of any human being based on the color of their skin. All nigra, slants, beaners, godly whites, injun savages, dot heads, sand coons, and australian neanderthals are welcome to enter our fold. There is no discrimination here. I have butter caramel skin, Brother Temperance has a slightly hooked penny sniffing jew nose, Sister Lateefah has poop stain colored skin, and Pastor Zeke has normal skin. We are all here together for the glorious cause of Christ the Lord. I have even dedicated a whole thread to the good parts of Negroidial "Culture".

Regarding Negroidials in another thread you said:

Hmm..i suppose that could be why they have slightly different skull shapes than the rest of the humans, they do resemble monkeys sligtly...no im not hinting evolution just similaritys..

Please, don't try to turn us against each other based on petty reasons like race. Neither we or Jesus will tolerate racism from you or anyone else.

[AncientFireRisen (On Moderation)]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

Says those who advocate for white supremacy! That's racism, people, I hate to tell you!

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

Says those who advocate for white supremacy! That's racism, people, I hate to tell you!

We do not advocate for white supremacy. Next you'll be saying we advocate for the brightness of the sun or we advocate for the heaviness of lead bars. Where will your lies and hatred of our multi-ethnic community end? Racism is a product of social ignorance and self-gratification for the racist's ego. Racist are idiots and I'm going to have to tell you to quit it. We will not tolerate racist dogma from you or anyone else.

[AncientFireRisen (On Moderation)]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

Says the Church that believes one must be a blue eyed, blonde haired, WHITE person to be a true Christian. Even under Sista Lateefa's name it says she is an "Honorary White Woman". All of that is advocating for White Supremacy. White Supremacy is racism.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

Says the Church that believes one must be a blue eyed, blonde haired, WHITE person to be a true Christian. Even under Sista Lateefa's name it says she is an "Honorary White Woman". All of that is advocating for White Supremacy. White Supremacy is racism.

How thick can you be? God created us in HIS image. That means blonde-haired, blue-eyed, normal White folk, just like me. Surely you don't imagine that Jesus is a jigaboo!

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

Ah, nevermind then.



And that was a seriously bad idea. *ducks away before the infraction points come*

Ha ha...I've got 105 already, though 5 of them aren't permanent.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

Ha ha...I've got 105 already, though 5 of them aren't permanent.

Son, if you'd like to be banned permanently, just say the word.

I think Jesus has called you here for a reason, not to be banned. Think about it.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

Son, if you'd like to be banned permanently, just say the word.

I think Jesus has called you here for a reason, not to be banned. Think about it.

How many points does it take to get you banned?