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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #91
    Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

    Originally posted by Joo View Post
    How many points does it take to get you banned?
    Just one. Say the word. I am a True Christian, and we always go the extra mile for our guests.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Joo
      International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
      Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
      • Jun 2007
      • 831

      #92
      Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Just one. Say the word. I am a True Christian, and we always go the extra mile for our guests.
      Well if its just one, then should I have been banned like 105 times? I'm not asking you to, I'm just trying to figure out that logic...

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      • Miss Hikari
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • May 2007
        • 372

        #93
        Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

        Originally posted by Joo View Post
        Ha ha...I've got 105 already, though 5 of them aren't permanent.
        I currently have one, cause I called Sister Thump a bimbo, in musical form!
        I had five before that for cussing, but those expired.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #94
          Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

          Originally posted by Joo View Post
          Well if its just one, then should I have been banned like 105 times? I'm not asking you to, I'm just trying to figure out that logic...
          Not ANY one, just the right one.


          You should be trying to understand the Bible, not your imaginary "logic". That's how you monkey worshipers get into trouble.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Joo
            International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
            Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
            • Jun 2007
            • 831

            #95
            Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

            Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
            I currently have one, cause I called Sister Thump a bimbo, in musical form!
            I had five before that for cussing, but those expired.
            I got five for calling someone an idiot in Japanese (you should know the term, I'd say it again, but I'd probably get banned), and then a hundred for saying "Jedi Friend" in Mando'a. Yup, I made their ears bleed I suppose.

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            • Miss Hikari
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • May 2007
              • 372

              #96
              Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

              Originally posted by Joo View Post
              I got five for calling someone an idiot in Japanese (you should know the term, I'd say it again, but I'd probably get banned), and then a hundred for saying "Jedi Friend" in Mando'a. Yup, I made their ears bleed I suppose.
              Yeah, I know the term. Nice insult. Good way to confuse folks.
              Anything that isn't "Godly American" Makes their ears bleed. Dances with Joy, Undecided, and I got a bunch of posts deleted in the Manties thread because we were speaking French.

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              • Joo
                International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                • Jun 2007
                • 831

                #97
                Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Not ANY one, just the right one.


                You should be trying to understand the Bible, not your imaginary "logic". That's how you monkey worshipers get into trouble.
                Oh I see.

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                • Remy Lebeau
                  LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                  President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
                  Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2058

                  #98
                  Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

                  Originally posted by AncientFireRisen View Post
                  Says the Church that believes one must be a blue eyed, blonde haired, WHITE person to be a true Christian. Even under Sista Lateefa's name it says she is an "Honorary White Woman".

                  Daniel 12:10 Many shall be purified, and made white, and tried; but the wicked shall do wickedly: and none of the wicked shall understand; but the wise shall understand.

                  You just don't understand do you?


                  All of that is advocating for White Supremacy. White Supremacy is racism.
                  I have neither blonde hair nor blue eyes and I am a True Christian. I am also married to a blonde haired, blue eyed, alabaster skinned True Christian woman with beautiful cherry red lips. If we advocated white supremacy, which is as stupid as saying we advocate for the the sky being blue, my beautiful wife of 3 years would not have married me.
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                  • AncientFireRisen
                    Foul Sinner on Moderation
                    • May 2007
                    • 172

                    #99
                    Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

                    You people are confusing.... First you us racial slurs like beaner, gook, and negro, then deny it when you know we all have evidence to the contrary. Yes, you are a piece of work.

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #100
                      Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

                      Originally posted by Andrew Shaw View Post
                      Again im wrong because i havent read your version of the bible.. i need one of those insanely bad..WHY IS YOURS SO DIFFERENT FROM MINE!???
                      What does your Bible have as 1 Samuel 15? As far as I know, there's no edition of the Bible where Saul, Samuel and Agag just hold hands and dance around the willow tree.
                      Originally posted by Andrew Shaw View Post
                      Those were effing legos.
                      Did you look at the Bible verses given accompanying each picture? Have you looked those verses up in "your Bible"? Is it just "effing legos" being killed in the Bible?
                      and by the way my veiw on the woman and children that were slaughterd is that takeing just amalek or whatever his name was life wasent enough..And will you STOP saying JESUS is going to KILL me?
                      Have you read the Book of Revelation?
                      And their is no such thing as an authentic bible they were all made by humans theres bound to be errors...
                      Are you calling God incompetent? If He wants people to hear His message, then He'll make sure it happens.
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • Andrew Shaw
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 226

                        #101
                        Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

                        Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
                        We do not condone derogatory language toward ethnicities, sir. Landover Baptist Church has a very strict policy against racism in all its forms. NOWHERE have we EVER promoted the hatred of any human being based on the color of their skin. All nigra, slants, beaners, godly whites, injun savages, dot heads, sand coons, and australian neanderthals are welcome to enter our fold. There is no discrimination here. I have butter caramel skin, Brother Temperance has a slightly hooked penny sniffing jew nose, Sister Lateefah has poop stain colored skin, and Pastor Zeke has normal skin. We are all here together for the glorious cause of Christ the Lord. I have even dedicated a whole thread to the good parts of Negroidial "Culture".

                        Regarding Negroidials in another thread you said:



                        Please, don't try to turn us against each other based on petty reasons like race. Neither we or Jesus will tolerate racism from you or anyone else.

                        You do know everything you said that was non-white was a deragatory term for the races..
                        Is adult entertainment killing our kids, Or are adults killing our kids for entertainment?

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                        • Remy Lebeau
                          LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                          President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
                          Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 2058

                          #102
                          Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

                          Originally posted by AncientFireRisen View Post
                          You people are confusing.... First you us racial slurs like beaner, gook, and negro, then deny it when you know we all have evidence to the contrary. Yes, you are a piece of work.
                          I have not used one single slur, sir. Just because you live in your own personal deluded world view where ethnics are dehumanized and judged on the basis of pigmentation doesn't mean we will share such an ignorant world view with you.

                          We want no part of your racist dogma!!!

                          Originally posted by Andrew Shaw View Post
                          You do know everything you said that was non-white was a deragatory term for the races..
                          What did I say that was "non-white" and why does such words being "non-white" make them derogatory? Now even words are racial categorized and subject to your prejudiced views?

                          What kind of racist dribble are you muttering about, boy? You need to put down the swastika and pick up the Holy Bible.
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                          • Andrew Shaw
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                            • Jun 2007
                            • 226

                            #103
                            Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

                            Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
                            I have not used one single slur, sir. Just because you live in your own personal deluded world view where ethnics are dehumanized and judged on the basis of pigmentation doesn't mean we will share such an ignorant world view with you.

                            We want no part of your racist dogma!!!



                            What did I say that was "non-white" and why does such words being "non-white" make them derogatory? Now even words are racial categorized and subject to your prejudiced views?

                            What kind of racist dribble are you muttering about, boy? You need to put down the swastika and pick up the Holy Bible.

                            The day i pick up a swastika is the day god told me too..
                            and you got me all wrong buddy! what i mean is how they call Arab people 'dot heads' African americans 'jigaboos' mexicans 'spics' and asains 'gooks' those are derogatory terms for them. and for caucasians they just call them white people..wich isent derogatory at all...its common. but i hope that helps clear things up because you pointing your finger in the wrong direction.
                            Is adult entertainment killing our kids, Or are adults killing our kids for entertainment?

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621

                              #104
                              Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

                              Originally posted by Andrew Shaw View Post
                              You do know everything you said that was non-white was a deragatory term for the races..
                              So now you're such a racist you don't even think penny-sniffing Jews count as white?
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                              • Remy Lebeau
                                LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                                President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
                                Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 2058

                                #105
                                Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

                                Originally posted by Andrew Shaw View Post
                                The day i pick up a swastika is the day god told me too..
                                I knew you were a good for nothing nazi catlick.

                                Originally posted by Andrew Shaw View Post
                                and you got me all wrong buddy! what i mean is how they call Arab people 'dot heads' African americans 'jigaboos' mexicans 'spics' and asains 'gooks' those are derogatory terms for them. and for caucasians they just call them white people..wich isent derogatory at all...its common. but i hope that helps clear things up because you pointing your finger in the wrong direction.
                                All the terms we use are common and everyday terminology. Just look at how commonly we use such words. Stop trying to turn everything into a racial slur. You try and make every term a racial slur except for "white". Is you goal to make it where non-whites are constantly being bombarded by racial slurs because they'll be no words left to refer to them?

                                Wouldn't surprise me. You are a Nazi... oh, and JESUS WOULD NEVER TELL ANYONE TO PICK UP A SWASTIKA!!!! You've been under that Nazi pope's dress for too long.
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                                Catholic - Not Christian: Former Altar Boy/Molestation Victim with "Stockholm Syndrome" admits catholicism is false
                                James Peter: Idiotic Catholic Retard Thwarted
                                Vayhr of the Warhost: Unrepentant wigger struck down.
                                Teflon: See the post that nailed him.
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                                Uppity Atheist Pagan Witch finally keels over and DIES. America Wins Again!!!
                                Uppity feeble minded witch needs to be taught how to debate
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