[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

How many points does it take to get you banned?

Just one. Say the word. I am a True Christian, and we always go the extra mile for our guests.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

Just one. Say the word. I am a True Christian, and we always go the extra mile for our guests.

Well if its just one, then should I have been banned like 105 times? I'm not asking you to, I'm just trying to figure out that logic...

[Miss Hikari]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

Ha ha...I've got 105 already, though 5 of them aren't permanent.

I currently have one, cause I called Sister Thump a bimbo, in musical form!
I had five before that for cussing, but those expired.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

Well if its just one, then should I have been banned like 105 times? I'm not asking you to, I'm just trying to figure out that logic...

Not ANY one, just the right one.


You should be trying to understand the Bible, not your imaginary "logic". That's how you monkey worshipers get into trouble.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

I currently have one, cause I called Sister Thump a bimbo, in musical form!
I had five before that for cussing, but those expired.

I got five for calling someone an idiot in Japanese (you should know the term, I'd say it again, but I'd probably get banned), and then a hundred for saying "Jedi Friend" in Mando'a. Yup, I made their ears bleed I suppose.

[Miss Hikari]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

I got five for calling someone an idiot in Japanese (you should know the term, I'd say it again, but I'd probably get banned), and then a hundred for saying "Jedi Friend" in Mando'a. Yup, I made their ears bleed I suppose.

Yeah, I know the term. Nice insult. Good way to confuse folks.
Anything that isn't "Godly American" Makes their ears bleed. Dances with Joy, Undecided, and I got a bunch of posts deleted in the Manties thread because we were speaking French.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

Not ANY one, just the right one.


You should be trying to understand the Bible, not your imaginary "logic". That's how you monkey worshipers get into trouble.

Oh I see.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

Says the Church that believes one must be a blue eyed, blonde haired, WHITE person to be a true Christian. Even under Sista Lateefa's name it says she is an "Honorary White Woman".

Daniel 12:10 Many shall be purified, and made white, and tried; but the wicked shall do wickedly: and none of the wicked shall understand; but the wise shall understand.

You just don't understand do you?

All of that is advocating for White Supremacy. White Supremacy is racism.

I have neither blonde hair nor blue eyes and I am a True Christian. I am also married to a blonde haired, blue eyed, alabaster skinned True Christian woman with beautiful cherry red lips. If we advocated white supremacy, which is as stupid as saying we advocate for the the sky being blue, my beautiful wife of 3 years would not have married me.

[AncientFireRisen (On Moderation)]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

You people are confusing.... First you us racial slurs like beaner, gook, and negro, then deny it when you know we all have evidence to the contrary. Yes, you are a piece of work.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

Again im wrong because i havent read your version of the bible.. i need one of those insanely bad..WHY IS YOURS SO DIFFERENT FROM MINE!???

What does your Bible have as 1 Samuel 15? As far as I know, there's no edition of the Bible where Saul, Samuel and Agag just hold hands and dance around the willow tree.

Those were effing legos.

Did you look at the Bible verses given accompanying each picture? Have you looked those verses up in "your Bible"? Is it just "effing legos" being killed in the Bible?

and by the way my veiw on the woman and children that were slaughterd is that takeing just amalek or whatever his name was life wasent enough..And will you STOP saying JESUS is going to KILL me?

Have you read the Book of Revelation?

And their is no such thing as an authentic bible they were all made by humans theres bound to be errors...

Are you calling God incompetent? If He wants people to hear His message, then He'll make sure it happens.

[Andrew Shaw]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

We do not condone derogatory language toward ethnicities, sir. Landover Baptist Church has a very strict policy against racism in all its forms. NOWHERE have we EVER promoted the hatred of any human being based on the color of their skin. All nigra, slants, beaners, godly whites, injun savages, dot heads, sand coons, and australian neanderthals are welcome to enter our fold. There is no discrimination here. I have butter caramel skin, Brother Temperance has a slightly hooked penny sniffing jew nose, Sister Lateefah has poop stain colored skin, and Pastor Zeke has normal skin. We are all here together for the glorious cause of Christ the Lord. I have even dedicated a whole thread to the good parts of Negroidial "Culture".

Regarding Negroidials in another thread you said:



Please, don't try to turn us against each other based on petty reasons like race. Neither we or Jesus will tolerate racism from you or anyone else.

You do know everything you said that was non-white was a deragatory term for the races..

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

You people are confusing.... First you us racial slurs like beaner, gook, and negro, then deny it when you know we all have evidence to the contrary. Yes, you are a piece of work.

I have not used one single slur, sir. Just because you live in your own personal deluded world view where ethnics are dehumanized and judged on the basis of pigmentation doesn't mean we will share such an ignorant world view with you.

We want no part of your racist dogma!!!

You do know everything you said that was non-white was a deragatory term for the races..

What did I say that was "non-white" and why does such words being "non-white" make them derogatory? Now even words are racial categorized and subject to your prejudiced views?

What kind of racist dribble are you muttering about, boy? You need to put down the swastika and pick up the Holy Bible.

[Andrew Shaw]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

I have not used one single slur, sir. Just because you live in your own personal deluded world view where ethnics are dehumanized and judged on the basis of pigmentation doesn't mean we will share such an ignorant world view with you.

We want no part of your racist dogma!!!



What did I say that was "non-white" and why does such words being "non-white" make them derogatory? Now even words are racial categorized and subject to your prejudiced views?

What kind of racist dribble are you muttering about, boy? You need to put down the swastika and pick up the Holy Bible.

The day i pick up a swastika is the day god told me too..
and you got me all wrong buddy! what i mean is how they call Arab people 'dot heads' African americans 'jigaboos' mexicans 'spics' and asains 'gooks' those are derogatory terms for them. and for caucasians they just call them white people..wich isent derogatory at all...its common. but i hope that helps clear things up because you pointing your finger in the wrong direction.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

You do know everything you said that was non-white was a deragatory term for the races..

So now you're such a racist you don't even think penny-sniffing Jews count as white?

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian!

The day i pick up a swastika is the day god told me too..

I knew you were a good for nothing nazi catlick.

and you got me all wrong buddy! what i mean is how they call Arab people 'dot heads' African americans 'jigaboos' mexicans 'spics' and asains 'gooks' those are derogatory terms for them. and for caucasians they just call them white people..wich isent derogatory at all...its common. but i hope that helps clear things up because you pointing your finger in the wrong direction.

All the terms we use are common and everyday terminology. Just look at how commonly we use such words. Stop trying to turn everything into a racial slur. You try and make every term a racial slur except for "white". Is you goal to make it where non-whites are constantly being bombarded by racial slurs because they'll be no words left to refer to them?

Wouldn't surprise me. You are a Nazi... oh, and JESUS WOULD NEVER TELL ANYONE TO PICK UP A SWASTIKA!!!! You've been under that Nazi pope's dress for too long.