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  • StraightAndTrue!
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    • Aug 2009
    • 4

    #1

    Twilight!

    Hello friends, I have come here often, but never had anything to say, until now. I come to you with news of a new evil (new to me anyways) called Twilight! It is the first of four books of evil; books in which vampires and werewolves live side by side with humans, and even procreate with them! The main character, a young human girl, reproduces with her vampire lover while having affairs with a werewolf.

    The reason why I bring this up is because this is now becoming a cult! It has swept the entire world! There are stories from Australia, across Europe (it has been translated into 12 different languages), and especially America, of fans waiting in lines for days for anything related to the books, and even tales of extreme violence when the books are disrespected. Shirts have been made, one movie has been made and the second is in the process, and there are countless websites regarding some lost souls obsession with the series. It is mind control; girls from the ages of 13-18 have an unnatural obsession with these books! The other day I was at the book store and heard girls sharing their fantasies involving the lead male vampire of the series!

    I come to you for help. The second movie will start showing on 11/20/2009. We must stop this! We cannot let the female youth (and I'm sure some homers) fall into the web of these books. Do anything you can! Ban these books from your household! Boycott anything Twilight related! Don't allow your children to see the new movie New Moon. Spread word in your neighborhood! Tell your friends, don't allow them to make the mistake of allowing their daughters to become part of the mass! Tell the media! We must stop this!

    These are all of the books in the series.
    Twilight
    New Moon
    Eclipse
    Breaking Dawn

    And I suggest adding any site on this list

    to your blocked pages
  • TC Patriot
    AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2008
    • 1060

    #2
    Re: Twilight!

    In True vampire movies all you had to do is show a vampire a cross and it would fall down and then you would drive a stake through its heart. A vampire is no match for JESUS!

    PRAISE!

    Jesus loves Dick



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    • StraightAndTrue!
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      • Aug 2009
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      #3
      Re: Twilight!

      Ahhh but these vampires are extra evil. Crosses merely ward them off temporarily and they sparkle in the sun (perhaps that's why homers like it).

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
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        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: Twilight!

        I suspect this is a ruse and we are being rick-rolled by a vampire lover. Prove me wrong.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Meek and Humble
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          • Dec 2008
          • 6197

          #5
          Re: Twilight!

          Don't forget the series is written by a MORMON WOMAN! How much more evil can you get??

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          • StraightAndTrue!
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            • Aug 2009
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            #6
            Re: Twilight!

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            I suspect this is a ruse and we are being rick-rolled by a vampire lover. Prove me wrong.
            Oh you couldn't be farther from the truth. Forgive me if it sounded as if I was saying how "cool" or "awesome" these vampires were in my last post- I meant that the author made them "special" by lessening the power of God against them. Because she's evil. An evil, Mormon woman.
            How else could I prove it?

            And I hate being rick-rolled

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            • angels
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              • Jun 2009
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              #7
              Re: Twilight!

              It does come across as though you are promoting this evil though.

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              • StraightAndTrue!
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                • Aug 2009
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                #8
                Re: Twilight!

                Originally posted by angels View Post
                It does come across as though you are promoting this evil though.
                How does me trying to stop this from brainwashing our daughters into me promoting evil? I'm somewhat confused...

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
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                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #9
                  Re: Twilight!

                  You have a daughter?
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • JennyD
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                    • Dec 2007
                    • 9567

                    #10
                    Re: Twilight!

                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                    You have a daughter?
                    Brother Nobar, teenagers these days do often have children. Usually out of wedlock, they are what we would call "bastards", and are damned to Hell for their parents' sin.

                    However, I think this particular teenager is referring to America's daughters.

                    So, S&T, what are you going to do to stop this second Twilight movie, or to reduce its influence on young American women?
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                    • Miss April
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                      • Apr 2009
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                      #11
                      Re: Twilight!

                      Well like Wonderful Sister Angels said it does seem like your promoting evil a little But Thank you for posting this you are right Those sick Vampire Books are really Evil this Twilight garbage is BrainWashing Young Children everywhere It needs to be Stoped and banned! Can you think of any ideas of how we can put a stop to this Trash?

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                      • Rock4MyLord
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                        • Jul 2009
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                        #12
                        Re: Twilight!

                        Pft. Everybody knows vampires don't exist. Otherwise, we would have read about them in the Bible,
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                        • VampireSlayer
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                          • Aug 2009
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                          #13
                          Re: Twilight!

                          Tell me all about it. -.-' It gets really annoying having to spend half your life inside a church to avoid being mobbed bye hissing ghouls who read the book. And unfortunately I'm technically disallowed from simply dismembering them because they're not past the point of nor return.

                          We should burn these damned books- they're the worst thing I've ever read and pure evil.

                          That or we can give Ned flanders a 67mm JOSHUA silver-plated minigun and let him rip these vampires a new one.

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                          • VampireSlayer
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                            • Aug 2009
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                            #14
                            Re: Twilight!

                            Originally posted by Rock4MyLord View Post
                            Pft. Everybody knows vampires don't exist. Otherwise, we would have read about them in the Bible,
                            I can contest that. Vampirism is a satanic disease created bye lucifer after the coming of Jesus christ as a failed but rather long lasting attempt to kill christianity before it spread too far. We're still working on killing all of them. >_>

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #15
                              Re: Twilight!

                              Originally posted by VampireSlayer View Post
                              That or we can give Ned flanders a 67mm JOSHUA silver-plated minigun and let him rip these vampires a new one.
                              Excuse me, Buffy . . . you're going to give a cartoon character a gun to battle nonexistent vampires?




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                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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