Electricity - Beezlebub's Calling Card

[SeriousFool]

Technology, truly the work of the utmost worst demons in humanity's history. It has thrived under the illusion of a tool to let us grow stronger. No longer will it, we must rise up my friends. Before the nanotechnological singularity arrives, combining us all into one entity with the mental power strong enough to rip open the gates of hell and let demons loose upon the universe, we must RISE UP AND DEFEAT THE TECHNOLOGICAL MENACE!



DEMONS ENTERING A BODY THROUGH MEANS OF ELECTRICITY


LOOK INTO THE FACE OF EVIL



THE DEMON IX'NOQL'RAHX, DEVOURER OF CHILDREN
SHE CAN ENTER YOUR CHILDRENS ROOM WHILE THEY SLEEP VIA OUTLETS AND PLUG INTO THEIR MIND



THE POKEMON FRANCHISE HAS BEEN INSTILLING IMAGES OF THE ELECTRICAL DEMONS SOON TO COME INTO THE HEADS OF IMPRESSIONABLE CHRISTIAN CHILDREN FOR YEARS




Discuss how we can defeat this menace before it can strike us here. This is the rebel outpost!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Electricity - Beezlebub's Calling Card

I think you've found the wrong people. If you're looking for the Amish, they're not here. Also, without electricity, how else could we run God's Favorite Forum(tm) and convince others to come to Christ?

[Nobar King]

Re: Electricity - Beezlebub's Calling Card

Are you sure you have the right Church for fighting electricity? I think you're going to need some Dr. Martens' air sole shoes in addition to your tinfoil hat:

[SeriousFool]

Re: Electricity - Beezlebub's Calling Card

Are you sure you have the right Church for fighting electricity? I think you're going to need some Dr. Martens' air sole shoes in addition to your tinfoil hat:

You must really love the idea of eternal damnation, m8!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Electricity - Beezlebub's Calling Card

You must really love the idea of eternal damnation, m8!

Brother Nobar is a True Christian(tm) who has place in heaven reserved. You, on the other hand, are unsaved trash. Who are you to tell us who is going to heaven or hell?

[SeriousFool]

Re: Electricity - Beezlebub's Calling Card

Brother Nobar is a True Christian™ who has place in heaven reserved. You, on the other hand, are unsaved trash. Who are you to tell us who is going to heaven or hell?

Who are you, some unwashed dirty hobo reverend from the backwards state of piffle YOU to tell me, a savior of the electrical era, and destroyer of all electric pokemon who the piffle IN CAPITALS is going to hell? YOU. DONT. KNOW. DOOKIE.

I am god
God of the kill electricity!

Oh and if you call me amish one more piffleing time i will slit an amish throat and then doo-doo bubble gum all over his dead ass mopifflein face you little cooter ass pansy dont piffle with jesus

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Electricity - Beezlebub's Calling Card

Oh and if you call me amish one more piffleing time i will slit an amish throat and then shit bubble gum all over his dead ass mopifflein face you little cooter ass pansy dont piffle with jesus

Shouldn't you be churning some butter, AMISH PERSON?

[SeriousFool]

Re: Electricity - Beezlebub's Calling Card

Shouldn't you be churning some butter, AMISH PERSON?

OH OK SO NOW YOURE GONNA BE RACIST WHICH IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED IN EVERY BIBLE, YOU LITTLE PIFFPIFF! YOU GUYS ARE HYPOCRITES WHO DISHONOR THE JEWISH RACE. I CAME HERE FOR SOME GOOD KOSHER CHAT AND YOU BRING ME THIS HATEFUL, RACIST, AND APOCALYPTIC GARBAGE?

ITS TIME TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM, AND IM ALL OUT OF GUM!
I HAVE BALLS OF STEEL

[Nobar King]

Re: Electricity - Beezlebub's Calling Card

The Amish are not a race. Also, I'm sorry to hear about your testicles. What happened, did you get kicked in the nuts too many times?

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Electricity - Beezlebub's Calling Card

OH OK SO NOW YOURE GONNA BE RACIST WHICH IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED IN EVERY BIBLE, YOU LITTLE PIFFPIFF! YOU GUYS ARE HYPOCRITES WHO DISHONOR THE JEWISH RACE. I CAME HERE FOR SOME GOOD KOSHER CHAT AND YOU BRING ME THIS HATEFUL, RACIST, AND APOCALYPTIC GARBAGE?

ITS TIME TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM, AND IM ALL OUT OF GUM!
I HAVE BALLS OF STEEL

Are you Amish or a joo?

[csergent19]

Re: Electricity - Beezlebub's Calling Card

honostly if you think that technology is that of Satans creation you need to pull you head out of your a** and think of all the technological stuff you use in your life that makes it so much easier honostly if you think about it your using one right now duuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh OMJ if all people thought like you we would still be slinging poo at each other for weapons well have fun with your dark and gloomy plus lonely life.

[SeriousFool]

Re: Electricity - Beezlebub's Calling Card

The Amish are not a race.

Well it's still discrimination, bud

[lbmrainyday]

Re: Electricity - Beezlebub's Calling Card

Who are you, some unwashed dirty hobo reverend from the backwards state of piffle YOU to tell me, a savior of the electrical era, and destroyer of all electric pokemon who the piffle IN CAPITALS is going to hell? YOU. DONT. KNOW. SHIT.

I am god
God of the kill electricity!

well if you are against electricity then why are you using a computer?

[SeriousFool]

Re: Electricity - Beezlebub's Calling Card

honostly if you think that technology is that of Satans creation you need to pull you head out of your a** and think of all the technological stuff you use in your life that makes it so much easier honostly if you think about it your using one right now duuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh OMJ if all people thought like you we would still be slinging poo at each other for weapons well have fun with your dark and gloomy plus lonely life.

Look I wanna be civil with you, but these discraminatory, closeminded comments are not for MY Christian liking. If we're gonna talk like this, why don't we just *sick perverted homosexual fantasy of the poster*? HAVE SOME MORALS PEOPLE

[Nobar King]

Re: Electricity - Beezlebub's Calling Card

Well it's still discrimination, bud

Does this look like a Government run Christian forum or some kind of job where special classes are protected? We get to discriminate all we want, here, and we have the Bible to tell us how to do it properly.