Electricity - Beezlebub's Calling Card

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Electricity - Beezlebub's Calling Card

You must really love the idea of eternal damnation, m8!

Brother Nobar is a True Christian(tm) who has place in heaven reserved. You, on the other hand, are unsaved trash. Who are you to tell us who is going to heaven or hell?

[SeriousFool]

Re: Electricity - Beezlebub's Calling Card

Are you sure you have the right Church for fighting electricity? I think you're going to need some Dr. Martens' air sole shoes in addition to your tinfoil hat:

You must really love the idea of eternal damnation, m8!

[Nobar King]

Re: Electricity - Beezlebub's Calling Card

Are you sure you have the right Church for fighting electricity? I think you're going to need some Dr. Martens' air sole shoes in addition to your tinfoil hat:

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Electricity - Beezlebub's Calling Card

I think you've found the wrong people. If you're looking for the Amish, they're not here. Also, without electricity, how else could we run God's Favorite Forum(tm) and convince others to come to Christ?

[SeriousFool]

Technology, truly the work of the utmost worst demons in humanity's history. It has thrived under the illusion of a tool to let us grow stronger. No longer will it, we must rise up my friends. Before the nanotechnological singularity arrives, combining us all into one entity with the mental power strong enough to rip open the gates of hell and let demons loose upon the universe, we must RISE UP AND DEFEAT THE TECHNOLOGICAL MENACE!



DEMONS ENTERING A BODY THROUGH MEANS OF ELECTRICITY


LOOK INTO THE FACE OF EVIL



THE DEMON IX'NOQL'RAHX, DEVOURER OF CHILDREN
SHE CAN ENTER YOUR CHILDRENS ROOM WHILE THEY SLEEP VIA OUTLETS AND PLUG INTO THEIR MIND



THE POKEMON FRANCHISE HAS BEEN INSTILLING IMAGES OF THE ELECTRICAL DEMONS SOON TO COME INTO THE HEADS OF IMPRESSIONABLE CHRISTIAN CHILDREN FOR YEARS




Discuss how we can defeat this menace before it can strike us here. This is the rebel outpost!