I just found out something upsetting about my drummer

[Rock4MyLord]

I have been writing music for three weeks with my new drummer Oscar. He responded to my online ad about seeking a Christian drummer for a Christian band.

Today, I wrote a new song...

"Everybody wants to be with Jesus Christ. And if you're a joo, then he hates you."

And then he laughed and said, "Haha, my dad is jewish."

I was shocked. He said that his mom was catlick. He himself said, "I don't really know, and I don't really care. I guess I'm Christian. I don't care what the songs are about, as long as the music is good."

So he obviously is going to Hell. Should I kick him out of the band or should I try and help him become saved?

[David Goldman]

Re: I just found out something upsetting about my drummer

Well this is tricky. Now I'm not a Jew, but I do know that Jewish heritage goes through the mother's line. So the fact that his father was the Jew doesn't automatically make him one.

Having said that tho, the mother being Catholic is still a big problem.

I think the key here is going to be Luke 14:26 --
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

See if he is willing to denounce his parents and acknowledge that they are on their way to Hell. If he can do that, then you might have something to work with. If not, then send him on his way before he corrupts the rest of the band.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I just found out something upsetting about my drummer

Kick him out of the band. If he were truly Saved(c), he would have had the good taste to never mention his joo descendants in public.

[Rock4MyLord]

Re: I just found out something upsetting about my drummer

Pastor Zeke, do you have an instant messenger you can be contacted through? I'd like to see if it's not to late. Please Sir, you're his last hope.

[Jenni111]

Re: I just found out something upsetting about my drummer

Pastor Zeke, do you have an instant messenger you can be contacted through? I'd like to see if it's not to late. Please Sir, you're his last hope.

Read his signature, which has his email address.

[Eight or Better]

Re: I just found out something upsetting about my drummer

Be extremely careful if you allow him to remain in the band. Drummers are notoriously sneaky, he may be adding subliminal Morse code Jew messages to your songs.

[Nobar King]

Re: I just found out something upsetting about my drummer

Aren't a lot of drummers muslims? They keep spontaneously exploding?

[godsdrummer]

Re: I just found out something upsetting about my drummer

Not all drummers are completely horrible, I've played for almost 14 years.

[Christiansoldier]

Re: I just found out something upsetting about my drummer

Not all drummers are completely horrible, I've played for almost 14 years.

I played Drums at Private school too!

And I'm no mooslim! I shot my fair share of mooslims to prove that!

[HTannor]

Re: I just found out something upsetting about my drummer

Before kicking him out of the band, have him go to this website.

http://www.noharmm.org/reversal.htm

This might be a good first step in curing him of this jooness.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I just found out something upsetting about my drummer

I have been writing music for three weeks with my new drummer Oscar. He responded to my online ad about seeking a Christian drummer for a Christian band.

So he obviously is going to Hell. Should I kick him out of the band or should I try and help him become saved?

Not all drummers are completely horrible, I've played for almost 14 years.

We may just have a solution here, Rock4.

[Nobar King]

Re: I just found out something upsetting about my drummer

Not all drummers are completely horrible,

This comment got me to thinking (I do that once in a while) and I googled "worst drummer". There are a lot of results, but many have the same idea: It's the drummer from slipknot, that Joey Jordison clown.

[Rock4MyLord]

Re: I just found out something upsetting about my drummer

We may just have a solution here, Rock4.

Oh, I already asked her to replace his spot, but she lives WAY too far away.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: I just found out something upsetting about my drummer

Oh, I already asked her to replace his spot, but she lives WAY too far away.

Having heard your song I would not call it a spot rather more of a stain. We Catholics pretty well invented Western music and I can say with some certainty that women, with very few exceptions, cannot plays drums to save their knickers. I point no further than Meg White who sounds like a drunk amputee Rugby team falling down stairs into a set of badly tuned Acrylic Fibes.

Come to think of it... maybe a female drummer could help your band.



Bless you, my future burger flipper,
Father Mo



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[Wide-Open]

Re: I just found out something upsetting about my drummer

We Catholics pretty well invented Western music

Oh dear, Mr. "not in one cathlyck song you'll ever hear a quarter note" Lester. You guys invented nothing; if anything, you invested money you stole from poor handicapped people at Lourdes into people like ... Mach.

You needed negras before you actually got anywhere near "rhythm". Not that I condone that kind of music mind (and CERTAINLY NOT IN CHURCH!), notes should last 4 measures in a 4/4, otherwise it's pretty much a sin, and leads to unstoppable fornication IMHO. How many Godly hymns do you know that use a shuffle (other than the one produced by the church-goer feet) or a backbeat?

As for the other comments: not all mooslim drummers have self-exploded yet. There's this Omar guy. I guess he's waiting for the big one, before he turns into a green blob. I bet once he can play with a real big act (say, Prussian Blue), he's gonna pull the plug.