[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: I just found out something upsetting about my drummer

Ever wonder why they left Auschwitz standing ??

[isabiggles]

Re: I just found out something upsetting about my drummer

Take him on a tour of Europe.

Visit Aushwitz.

Leave him there.

They still do that public service to jews that they did some decades ago don't they?

[Rock4MyLord]

Re: I just found out something upsetting about my drummer

From an expert on spots and stains. Spots of your seed on your vestments, and stains of boy feces on your privy.

Best thing I've heard all day!

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: I just found out something upsetting about my drummer

Having heard your song I would not call it a spot rather more of a stain. . . .

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From an expert on spots and stains. Spots of your seed on your vestments, and stains of boy feces on your privy.

[Rock4MyLord]

Re: I just found out something upsetting about my drummer

Having heard your song I would not call it a spot rather more of a stain. We Catholics pretty well invented Western music and I can say with some certainty that women, with very few exceptions, cannot plays drums to save their knickers. I point no further than Meg White who sounds like a drunk amputee Rugby team falling down stairs into a set of badly tuned Acrylic Fibes.

Come to think of it... maybe a female drummer could help your band.



Bless you, my future burger flipper,
Father Mo



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So now you're going to knock the drums in my song?

Just to let you know, we're working on helping him become Saved. No more Catlick/Joo influence for him!

[David Goldman]

Re: I just found out something upsetting about my drummer

I bet once he can play with a real big act (say, Prussian Blue), he's gonna pull the plug.

May the LORD preserve those precious little girls! They are doing wonderful international work too, forging close ties with the National Democratic Party of Germany during their last album release

[Wide-Open]

Re: I just found out something upsetting about my drummer

We Catholics pretty well invented Western music

Oh dear, Mr. "not in one cathlyck song you'll ever hear a quarter note" Lester. You guys invented nothing; if anything, you invested money you stole from poor handicapped people at Lourdes into people like ... Mach.

You needed negras before you actually got anywhere near "rhythm". Not that I condone that kind of music mind (and CERTAINLY NOT IN CHURCH!), notes should last 4 measures in a 4/4, otherwise it's pretty much a sin, and leads to unstoppable fornication IMHO. How many Godly hymns do you know that use a shuffle (other than the one produced by the church-goer feet) or a backbeat?

As for the other comments: not all mooslim drummers have self-exploded yet. There's this Omar guy. I guess he's waiting for the big one, before he turns into a green blob. I bet once he can play with a real big act (say, Prussian Blue), he's gonna pull the plug.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: I just found out something upsetting about my drummer

Oh, I already asked her to replace his spot, but she lives WAY too far away.

Having heard your song I would not call it a spot rather more of a stain. We Catholics pretty well invented Western music and I can say with some certainty that women, with very few exceptions, cannot plays drums to save their knickers. I point no further than Meg White who sounds like a drunk amputee Rugby team falling down stairs into a set of badly tuned Acrylic Fibes.

Come to think of it... maybe a female drummer could help your band.



Bless you, my future burger flipper,
Father Mo



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[Rock4MyLord]

Re: I just found out something upsetting about my drummer

We may just have a solution here, Rock4.

Oh, I already asked her to replace his spot, but she lives WAY too far away.

[Nobar King]

Re: I just found out something upsetting about my drummer

Not all drummers are completely horrible,

This comment got me to thinking (I do that once in a while) and I googled "worst drummer". There are a lot of results, but many have the same idea: It's the drummer from slipknot, that Joey Jordison clown.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I just found out something upsetting about my drummer

I have been writing music for three weeks with my new drummer Oscar. He responded to my online ad about seeking a Christian drummer for a Christian band.

So he obviously is going to Hell. Should I kick him out of the band or should I try and help him become saved?

Not all drummers are completely horrible, I've played for almost 14 years.

We may just have a solution here, Rock4.

[HTannor]

Re: I just found out something upsetting about my drummer

Before kicking him out of the band, have him go to this website.

http://www.noharmm.org/reversal.htm

This might be a good first step in curing him of this jooness.

[Christiansoldier]

Re: I just found out something upsetting about my drummer

Not all drummers are completely horrible, I've played for almost 14 years.

I played Drums at Private school too!

And I'm no mooslim! I shot my fair share of mooslims to prove that!

[godsdrummer]

Re: I just found out something upsetting about my drummer

Not all drummers are completely horrible, I've played for almost 14 years.

[Nobar King]

Re: I just found out something upsetting about my drummer

Aren't a lot of drummers muslims? They keep spontaneously exploding?