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  • Jay84722
    Unsaved trash
    • Mar 2011
    • 10

    #721
    Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

    This is the worst "Christian" organisation I've ever seen. To name a few- you beat your wives, you disrespect the dead, you condemn randomly picked nationalities, you hate black people (One of the most Godly people I've met is black, I watched him perform miricles in front of me.) , you hate cripples, you hate all other religions rather than speaking to them through your actions, and you have much more irrational hatred. This is definately a cult, almost everything about it goes against everything Jesus came to do. I'm never coming back to this God-Forsaken forum and although if I were to stoop to your level I'd say I hope you all burn in hell, I won't. I'll be praying for you all, and I hope that you'll see Gods love, mercy, and his true glory one day, at least, before it's too late.

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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708

      #722
      Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

      Originally posted by Jay84722 View Post
      (One of the most Godly people I've met is black, I watched him perform miricles in front of me.)
      Was he practicing black magic, aka, voodoo? He wasn't performing "miracles" it was a demon! He is going to HELL.

      1 Samuel 15:23 "For rebellion is like the sin of divination, and arrogance like the evil of idolatry. Because you have rejected the word of the Lord, he has rejected you.

      Revelation 21:8
      says of “…those who practice magic arts …their place will be in the fiery lake of burning sulfur… the second death”


      Most jigaboos practice voodoo magic. That is why most blackies go to
      HELL.



      You should break your association with him immediately.
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      • Jay84722
        Unsaved trash
        • Mar 2011
        • 10

        #723
        Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

        Exactly what I was talking about. I've had enough of your backward and sickening comments. My account is going inactive.

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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251

          #724
          Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

          Originally posted by Jay84722 View Post
          ***misplaced indignation removed***
          Please point out ANYTHING here that a True Christian™ has posted that (a) falls within the parameters of your post, and (b) is not supported by a biblical reference.

          We are doing what God has commanded in the KJV Bible...no more, no less.

          Think about that. REALLY think about it.

          Why should we suffer those who chose NOT to follow The Word of God©? In addition to being an unpleasant experience, God explicitly tells us not to pal around with them here:

          (Romans 16:17) "Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them."

          Only a fool could misinterpret that.



          As far as "never coming back" here's what you do: close your browser, clear your History, empty your cookies, and never do a Google search on Landover Baptist again. But be advised, your foolish words will remain here, as a testament to your ignorance and failure to follow The Word of God©.

          But, if you continue to cherry-pick the parts of the Bible that make you feel good, and persist in thinking Jesus is some hippie handing out flowers, you are going to have quite a surprise in store the moment your soul leaves your body.

          Enjoy Hell!



          Z. Smyth
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          • Mikey Rewlande
            Unsaved trash, drunken scott
            • Mar 2011
            • 12

            #725
            Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

            Originally posted by Soldier for Insanity View Post
            While I appreciate your support. There wool be no war to be involved in if it were not for religious fanaticisim. War for humanity, liberty, freedom these are the reasons I fight. Not to die from a theological disagreement.
            Your pherto says it all about you-boss eyed and Moose brained. I can smell people like you miles away. You, my friend, are without doubt a Belgican bell denier and will rot in the flames of Asda with the clanging sound of doom in thy Belgican ears.

            Repent and you can be saved by the bell.

            Belgicans are such trash
            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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            • Marbels
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Apr 2011
              • 7

              #726
              Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

              We pray You,
              O almighty and eternal God!
              Who through Jesus Christ
              hast revealed Your glory to all nations,

              to preserve the works of Your mercy, that Your Church,
              being spread through the whole world,
              may continue with unchanging faith
              in the confession of your name.


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              • I-Hate-Juice
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Mar 2011
                • 69

                #727
                Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                I would never join a cult, support a cult or want to be associated in any way with a cult. Therefore "Landover Baptist Church" is no cult.

                You can´t dispute my conclusion, because I live my life accordingly to the and never tell lies.

                YiC
                Paavali
                Matthew 28:15

                So they took the money, and did as they were taught: and this saying is commonly reported among the Jews until this day.

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                • daNEDENhunter
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Apr 2011
                  • 1

                  #728
                  Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

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                  • Cursed
                    Recovering Bastard
                    Head of Landover Glee Club
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2011
                    • 1363

                    #729
                    Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                    Hello, and thank you for copying and pasting that for the thousandth time in God's Favorite Forum!

                    Please introduce yourself here, in the aptly named "Introduction Forum."

                    Let us know what church you attend, how you came to serve our Lord and Master Jesus Christ, and your favorite 1611 King James Bible verse.

                    You know, tell us the important stuff, the stuff that makes you human! I think there's something special about you.
                    The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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                    • Sicktanick_Worship
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Apr 2011
                      • 1

                      #730
                      Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                      Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                      I agree that Landover is NOT a cult.
                      If it was, I'm sure I would have somehow been beaten in submission, tortured, or just scared into becoming a Christian.
                      The fact that I "live in peace" with them proves they can't be a cult. And for those that don't know, I live withing the beautiful pearly gates of Landover and work for one of their very own.

                      Moon
                      First, Moon, you are a scoundrel and a traitor. To even attack one with a seperate belief system then yours...is so...un-witch like. You are a disgrace to the word witch. Second...pator Ezekiel...Your are a child molesting fool who would sleep with his daughter if he had one...Moon, get your strap-on out of Pastor Ezekial's ass and LEARN! Third, I WILL BURN YOUR CHURCH AND EAT YOUR YOUNG! YOUR CHILDREN WILL KNOW ONLY THE WRATH OF MY STOMACH ACID AS I MAKE YOU WATCH AS I SLAUGHTER EVERYONE IN YOUR BLOODLINE. YOU ARE ALL TRASH! A DISGRACE UPON THE FACE OF MANKIND, AND I WILL HAVE MY VENGEANCE! 48 HOURS! THATS ALL YOU HAVE! 48 HOURS AND THIS SITE...AND YOUR WHOLE DAMN CHURCH! WILL BE DEAD! I AM A WITCH! A TRUE WARLOCK OF THE ABYSS! ACCEPT YOUR FATE AND RUN THE PUSSY's YOU ARE! OR STAND UPON THE "ROCK" WHILE I BURN YOU ALL TO BITS! MY GAME HAS BEGUN!

                      THE SICKTANICK WITCH!

                      FUCK YOUR CHRIST! LET HIM STAY DEAD!

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                      • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
                        Pastor of Praise and Worship
                        A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 3890

                        #731
                        Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                        Originally posted by Sicktanick_Worship View Post
                        First, Moon, you are a scoundrel and a traitor. To even attack one with a seperate belief system then yours...is so...un-witch like. You are a disgrace to the word witch. Second...pator Ezekiel...Your are a child molesting fool who would sleep with his daughter if he had one...Moon, get your strap-on out of Pastor Ezekial's ass and LEARN! Third, I WILL BURN YOUR CHURCH AND EAT YOUR YOUNG! YOUR CHILDREN WILL KNOW ONLY THE WRATH OF MY STOMACH ACID AS I MAKE YOU WATCH AS I SLAUGHTER EVERYONE IN YOUR BLOODLINE. YOU ARE ALL TRASH! A DISGRACE UPON THE FACE OF MANKIND, AND I WILL HAVE MY VENGEANCE! 48 HOURS! THATS ALL YOU HAVE! 48 HOURS AND THIS SITE...AND YOUR WHOLE DAMN CHURCH! WILL BE DEAD! I AM A WITCH! A TRUE WARLOCK OF THE ABYSS! ACCEPT YOUR FATE AND RUN THE PUSSY's YOU ARE! OR STAND UPON THE "ROCK" WHILE I BURN YOU ALL TO BITS! MY GAME HAS BEGUN!

                        THE SICKTANICK WITCH!

                        piffle YOUR CHRIST! LET HIM STAY DEAD!
                        In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my family and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the blood of Jesus!

                        Amen.
                        Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


                        Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #732
                          Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                          Originally posted by Pathetick_Whoreship View Post
                          First, Moon, you are a scoundrel and a traitor. To even attack one with a seperate belief system then yours...is so...un-witch like. You are a disgrace to the word witch. Second...pator Ezekiel...Your are a child molesting fool who would sleep with his daughter if he had one...Moon, get your strap-on out of Pastor Ezekial's ass and LEARN! Third, I WILL BURN YOUR CHURCH AND EAT YOUR YOUNG! YOUR CHILDREN WILL KNOW ONLY THE WRATH OF MY STOMACH ACID AS I MAKE YOU WATCH AS I SLAUGHTER EVERYONE IN YOUR BLOODLINE. YOU ARE ALL TRASH! A DISGRACE UPON THE FACE OF MANKIND, AND I WILL HAVE MY VENGEANCE! 48 HOURS! THATS ALL YOU HAVE! 48 HOURS AND THIS SITE...AND YOUR WHOLE DAMN CHURCH! WILL BE DEAD! I AM A WITCH! A TRUE WARLOCK OF THE ABYSS! ACCEPT YOUR FATE AND RUN THE PUSSY's YOU ARE! OR STAND UPON THE "ROCK" WHILE I BURN YOU ALL TO BITS! MY GAME HAS BEGUN!

                          THE SICKTANICK WITCH!

                          piffle YOUR CHRIST! LET HIM STAY DEAD!
                          Your threats of cyberterrorism and your death threats have been recorded and forwarded with your IP address to the DOF and the FBI.

                          Enjoy your last moments of freedom. And pray the FBI gets to you first.


                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • ramakandra2
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Apr 2011
                            • 12

                            #733
                            Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            Your threats of cyberterrorism and your death threats have been recorded and forwarded with your IP address to the DOF and the FBI.

                            Enjoy your last moments of freedom. And pray the FBI gets to you first.


                            do you really think the feds or DOF are going to do something about this?
                            if so then you can send my IP as well.

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                            • godhelp
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Apr 2011
                              • 1

                              #734
                              Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                              in dynamic ip we trust!

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                              • James Hutchins
                                True Christian™
                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                 
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 29445

                                #735
                                Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                                You'd think these children, who all claim to be networking and computer geniuses would know we do not track by IP, that is so last year.
                                All MAC address sniffing and 'God Earth' in our operating system, JesOS Ver. 7.3. Then there is the linguistic and heuristical tracking done as well as a few I am not at liberty to discuss.
                                Add to all that the DoF personell stationed world wide. They can be at nearly any doorstep in under thirty minutes maximum. Guys I would never ever want to mess with. Only God is scarier.
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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