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05-31-2007, 01:32 AM

Great another drab dullard

I think that was the most BORING post I have ever read.

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05-31-2007, 06:21 AM

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Of course LBC is not a cult....cults are more fun, LOL .....LBC is a fraud and scam....not a cult...

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05-31-2007, 02:29 PM

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Hey lizard boy! You have a bad attitude.

The people of LBC are all serious, hardworking honest folks. I don't believe in the Christian God because I was raised to worship rocks and trees and stuff, like the Sun. But they are certainly a fine upstanding God-fearing religion and not a cult.

You should hit the paypal button to sooth their hurt feelings.

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05-31-2007, 02:32 PM

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Originally posted by meshif View Post

Let's start by saying I'm a proud atheist.

What? That makes no sense at all. It's like being a proud leper or a proud Chinaman.

lmao i don't see that or any reference to it. Where do you get that? Or is it more sexism...the harder the d**k the more power you have?

Friend, do you know what the word "impotent" actually means?

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05-31-2007, 06:58 PM

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small problem, I just dont like some of the folks here.

But yes, at least I have accepted Jesus.

Im not trash like they think i am. they have purely judged me.
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05-31-2007, 07:11 PM

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Landover Baptist Church is not a cult, a fraud, or a scam. We are a serious, respected, and solid institution... like the Republican party, the New York Stock Exchange, or Amway.

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05-31-2007, 07:15 PM

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Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post

Landover Baptist Church is not a cult, a fraud, or a scam. We are a serious, respected, and solid institution... like the Republican party, the New York Stock Exchange, or Amway.

Mostly Amway.

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05-31-2007, 10:41 PM

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Originally posted by Silverblue View Post

small problem, I just dont like some of the folks here.

But yes, at least I have accepted Jesus.

Im not trash like they think i am. they have purely judged me.

If that's true, then you should have read the Holy Bible several times through by now. You should know that Jesus commands us to judge you.

Leviticus 19:15
In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

1 Corinthians 2:15
But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

You need to stop this whiney emo fag nonsense right now, jennifer. Jesus will never accept you in that condition.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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06-03-2007, 11:09 PM

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how can you judge someone you hardly even know? go ahead, condemn me. That'll be your problem if you ever do find out about me. You're just text on a web page to me. You are a sad person who was probably once upon a time the big bully in the playground.

I know you hate me. Yea okay. whatever. Who are you?

you must be prone to hating people uneccesarily. You are probably the main reason i feel very unwelcome in this forum. Because im being hated for no reason at all.
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06-03-2007, 11:29 PM

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Originally posted by Silverblue View Post

how can you judge someone you hardly even know? go ahead, condemn me. That'll be your problem if you ever do find out about me. You're just text on a web page to me. You are a sad person who was probably once upon a time the big bully in the playground.

I know you hate me. Yea okay. whatever. Who are you?

you must be prone to hating people uneccesarily. You are probably the main reason i feel very unwelcome in this forum. Because im being hated for no reason at all.

Son, Jesus hates you because you are a whiney emo fag, and because you don't worship Him properly. The hatred you receive from Jesus is created by you. You spit on His loving Sacrifice, and thus richly deserve His enmity.

We judge you because Jesus commands us to. It's in the Bible, so you can look it up.

I'll bet you're a damnable foreigner to boot. You talk funny.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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06-04-2007, 09:57 PM

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i talk funny? well so do you!
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06-04-2007, 09:57 PM

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i talk funny? well so do you!
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06-04-2007, 10:02 PM

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Originally posted by Nancy View Post

i talk funny? well so do you!

At least we don't repeat ourselves quite as much as you do, though.

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#74

06-05-2007, 07:46 PM

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So? It just posted twice, thats all.
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06-05-2007, 08:06 PM

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Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post

At least we don't repeat ourselves quite as much as you do, though.

I think you guys follow the bible so well: you guys are so loving and kind! (It means: doesn't de bible also say to love your fellow human... It's all in the details, mate )
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