[David Goldman]

Re: Agnostics: irresponsible, spineless cowards for Satan

Ah, can I ask what's behind Door Number Three??

Ah, and we come full circle.

Please reread the title of the thread. There IS NO door number #3.

[angels]

Re: Agnostics: irresponsible, spineless cowards for Satan

Well, at first I thought maybe this was a case of the pot calling the kettle black in the witchcraft department, but then I remembered that this congregation has a fairly elaborate investigative / "security" network.

You probably even know what color my cat is.

So, Isabella, you are admitting to being a witch?.

[Isabella Abbey]

Re: Agnostics: irresponsible, spineless cowards for Satan

Ah, and we come full circle.

Please reread the title of the thread. There IS NO door number #3.

Well, I'm not a lesbian, or a witch; and that rebuking thing still has me a little skittish...

Let me think about this a little bit and get back to you.

[Isabella Abbey]

Re: Agnostics: irresponsible, spineless cowards for Satan

So, Isabella, you are admitting to being a witch?.

No, but I admit to having a cat.

[angels]

Re: Agnostics: irresponsible, spineless cowards for Satan

Well, I'm not a lesbian, or a witch; and that rebuking thing still has me a little skittish...

Let me think about this a little bit and get back to you.

You, encouraged Widow Green, to try lesbianism. If you aren't one, then, why do that?.
And, you constantly ramble on about, campfires, food, and to me, that is promoting strange goings on.

[angels]

Re: Agnostics: irresponsible, spineless cowards for Satan

No, but I admit to having a cat.

Get a dog. Or a horse instead.

[Isabella Abbey]

Re: Agnostics: irresponsible, spineless cowards for Satan

You, encouraged Widow Green, to try lesbianism. If you aren't one, then, why do that?.
And, you constantly ramble on about, campfires, food, and to me, that is promoting strange goings on.

Sweetie.

I do tend to ramble, don't I.

Let's talk about something else, and then we'll get back to agnosticism, OK?

Have you ever been to the ocean? Do you have any pets of your own?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Agnostics: irresponsible, spineless cowards for Satan

Sweetie.

I do tend to ramble, don't I.

Let's talk about something else, and then we'll get back to agnosticism, OK?

Have you ever been to the ocean? Do you have any pets of your own?

This is not a lezbean pick-up site. We are here to praise Jesus and uplift His teachings. Please confine your comments to that, or pie baking.

[Isabella Abbey]

Re: Agnostics: irresponsible, spineless cowards for Satan

This is not a lezbean pick-up site. We are here to praise Jesus and uplift His teachings. Please confine your comments to that, or pie baking.

But Pastor. A member of your congregation is unsettled. It'll just take a minute to help her feel better, and then the thread, and the Fellowship, can be back on track. Wouldn't you say?

Would you like to join our conversation? As a chaperone, of course...

[David Goldman]

Re: Agnostics: irresponsible, spineless cowards for Satan

Sweetie.

I do tend to ramble, don't I.

Let's talk about something else, and then we'll get back to agnosticism, OK?

Have you ever been to the ocean? Do you have any pets of your own?

Tut tut!

2 Timothy 2

15Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

16But shun profane and vain babblings: for they will increase unto more ungodliness.

[angels]

Re: Agnostics: irresponsible, spineless cowards for Satan

But Pastor. A member of your congregation is unsettled. It'll just take a minute to help her feel better, and then the thread, and the Fellowship, can be back on track. Wouldn't you say?

Would you like to join our conversation? As a chaperone, of course...

Isabella, this just is not right.
Yes, I have pets.
I live a few miles from the ocean.
You, are in no position to help me.
I am not unsettled, I just don't appreciate the things you are saying to certain people.
You can't just breeze in here, and behave as you do.
As, for Pastor Zeke, why should Our Dear Pastor, need to be chaperone?.
The only time time that is needed, is while Dear Johnny and I are in the same place, at the same time.
Certainly, not where you are concerned.
Isabella, you are making me behave like a bad tempered woman. I NEVER act like this.
Please remove whatever spell, you have put on me. In Jesus's name.

[Isabella Abbey]

Re: Agnostics: irresponsible, spineless cowards for Satan

Isabella, this just is not right.
Yes, I have pets.
I live a few miles from the ocean.
You, are in no position to help me.
I am not unsettled, I just don't appreciate the things you are saying to certain people.
You can't just breeze in here, and behave as you do.
As, for Pastor Zeke, why should Our Dear Pastor, need to be chaperone?.
The only time time that is needed, is while Dear Johnny and I are in the same place, at the same time.
Certainly, not where you are concerned.
Isabella, you are making me behave like a bad tempered woman. I NEVER act like this.
Please remove whatever spell, you have put on me. In Jesus's name.

Chaperoning isn't just for people on a date, Sweetie; it's to offer reassurance to the chaperone that nothing is happening out of their comfort zone.

I LOVE dogs and horses! We had lots of both when I was a kid. My husband and I had a Springer Spaniel that I ADORED. She lived to be 12, and got me through lots of difficult times. I miss her, and I feel guilty that I didn't pay much attention to her when my husband got sick, and she was sick too...

I'd love to have another Springer someday. Or, as dog people know, it should be I'd love to be owned by another Springer someday.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Agnostics: irresponsible, spineless cowards for Satan

Ah, can I ask what's behind Door Number Three??

No. You cannot.

That's it. We are coming over TONIGHT and we are going to prayer for you long and hard and you are going to like it. You will be filled with the love of Jesus; no if's, and's or but's. We have got to get that lukewarm demon out of you!!!

[Isabella Abbey]

Re: Agnostics: irresponsible, spineless cowards for Satan

No. You cannot.

That's it. We are coming over TONIGHT and we are going to prayer for you long and hard and you are going to like it. You will be filled with the love of Jesus; no if's, and's or but's. We have got to get that lukewarm demon out of you!!!

Really.

Well, anticipating some discussion on the matter when you arrive, I'll get started on the lasagna, then, and bring a couple of bottles of petit serah from the cellar. And you, Mr. Remy, and your companions, are going to like it.

[Isabella Abbey]

Re: Agnostics: irresponsible, spineless cowards for Satan

Really.

Well, anticipating some discussion on the matter when you arrive, I'll get started on the lasagna, then, and bring a couple of bottles of petit serah from the cellar. And you, Mr. Remy, and your companions, are going to like it.

Well, they never showed up. They might have gotten lost; it's a winding road into the woods, and you know how men can be about asking for directions.

Lasagna, anyone?