America is Satan.

[Hateful Nancyboy]

I'm an American. I figure the first thing that's going to happen is I'm going to be called Eurotrash, so I might as well establish this I am American.
Ok, now that we got that out of the way. Lucifer questioned the rule of God. America questioned rule of England, and to a later extent King George. Lucifer rebelled against God. America rebelled against England. Lucifer gained his independance. America gained it's independence as well.
As well, I also love america. By saying America is Satan, I am simply saying that according to your beliefs the two are similiar in their actions.
Are saying it's not okay to question our leaders? Because that is what America is built off of, they even let us have guns. The reason that is, is because the goverment knew that with Power comes corruption, and if our goverment becomes corrupt we should have the ability to take them out. So I guess we agree on one thing, Go 2nd Amendment!!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: America is Satan.

Did England create the world in six days, including humanity? Did England send itself to the world as it's own Son to die for our sins?

Your comparison and the "reasoning" you're attempting with it are without merit. You, my friend, are not particularly bright. Stop pretending to be and embrace your dullardness!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: America is Satan.

INANE RETARDED RAMBLING SNIPPED

Shut your filthy pie-hole hardly seems to cover it, but I really can't think of anything more appropriate to say to an annoying little God-mocker like you!

So, shut the heck UP you little pipsqueak! God will send you to hell soon enough I imagine. But until then, it would be great if you could just keep your idiotic opinions to your self!

[Hateful Nancyboy]

Re: America is Satan.

I am simply lookin at the bible as a piece of Literature. And the similarities are there, I am deeply confused as to how you can just say it's stupid and pass it up. And how can i pretend to be intelligent? That is one of the things that cannot be faked, as you exemplify.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: America is Satan.

The Bible isn't literature. Shakespeare is literature. The Bible is the Word of God(r). I don't know what kind of misinformation you are hearing in your Arab country where you're from, Islamistan, whatever its called, but the Bible cannot be relegated to mere "literature" status.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: America is Satan.

And how can i pretend to be intelligent?

If you were actually intelligent, the intelligence comes across. Pretending to be intelligent, however, means that no intelligence comes across, as is evidenced by your posts.
Dullards like yourself often pretend to be intelligent by making comparisons, similes, and metaphors that they think sound smart, but are in actuality very, very stupid.

[angels]

Re: America is Satan.

I'm an American. I figure the first thing that's going to happen is I'm going to be called Eurotrash, so I might as well establish this I am American.
Ok, now that we got that out of the way. Lucifer questioned the rule of God. America questioned rule of England, and to a later extent King George. Lucifer rebelled against God. America rebelled against England. Lucifer gained his independance. America gained it's independence as well.
As well, I also love america. By saying America is Satan, I am simply saying that according to your beliefs the two are similiar in their actions.
Are saying it's not okay to question our leaders? Because that is what America is built off of, they even let us have guns. The reason that is, is because the goverment knew that with Power comes corruption, and if our goverment becomes corrupt we should have the ability to take them out. So I guess we agree on one thing, Go 2nd Amendment!!

That, my friend, has to be the stupidest thing ever.
How can you possibly compare Our Sweet Lord, with my Godless Country. England isn't fit to lick The Great USA's boots, let alone, even come near to God.
Please, try and come up with something better than that.

[David Goldman]

Re: America is Satan.

By saying America is Satan, I am simply saying that according to your beliefs the two are similiar in their actions.

So according to your theory, Lucifer and his followers established a colony on Earth as chartered by God, in order to compete for land against the other gods who were also establishing colonies in the "new world". However God began taking tithes and offerings from the Luciferian Earth colonies, but didn't allow any Earth representation in Heaven's Parliament. Lucifer declared that "tithing without representation" wasn't fair and declared war on Heaven. After a long and lengthy battle, Heaven was unable to reassert control of Earth due to extended supply line logistical challenges, and the Angelic army being thin with other colonial problems elsewhere (Mars and Venus I suppose). Lucifer changes his name to Satan, draws up a Constitution and Bill of Rights, and gives all of his followers guns.

5800 years later, a fellow named George Washington recognizes the obvious parallel, declares war on England, and history repeats itself.

Wow! Who knew that Satan was actually a good anti-tax colonial revolutionary? Here all along I thought he was a prideful angel jealous of God's handiwork and got kicked out of Heaven. Well, there goes 6000 years of theology down the drain I guess

Hateful Nancyboy, truly you are retarded.