[Lisa H]

Re: The Holy Noodle

Her post was made at a time when I was on important Church work and not visiting you misguided people here.

So will I was posting this in in here:

I thought I would not leave it unanswered.

Sure Jo Freddie. What about all the time you have been on here since an left it unanswered.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The Holy Noodle

It took you almost a year to answer that question. If she was waiting for you to bring her noodles to eat she would be dead.

Her post was made at a time when I was on important Church work and not visiting you misguided people here.

So will I was posting this in in here:

Praise The Lord Noodle

I thought I would not leave it unanswered.

[Lisa H]

Re: The Holy Noodle

No

FAQ

It took you almost a year to answer that question. If she was waiting for you to bring her noodles to eat she would be dead.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The Holy Noodle

Now just hold on fer a second.You mean to tell me that there are people that worship a bowl of dago noodles?

No

FAQ

69 And the Dalai Llama Answered: “The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not pasta, but a deity who chooses to represent Himself as pasta.
70 If you like Pasta, go ahead and eat some.
71 He doesn't mind, because the Sharing of the Pasta is a form of worship.
72 Especially the sharing part.
73 Transubstantiation is not part of Pastafarian doctrine.
74 That means when you eat Pasta, you aren't eating Him, but eating Pasta.”

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The Holy Noodle

Praise The Lord Noodle

[Lola Handcock]

Re: The Holy Noodle

Now just hold on fer a second.You mean to tell me that there are people that worship a bowl of dago noodles? well ifffin that don't beat all.You got catherlicks worshiping dead child molesters( old popes).You got them Mormons what wear magic underwear.Joos that think Jesus was not real.and mooslims that think 79 virgins are waiting for them in Heaven iffin the blow themselves up.And now we got some freaks that think God is linguine

LostNYgirl you hit the nail on the head.........They are IDIOTS .It takes all kinds of people to make up this world ,and we can do with out pasta worshipers !!!!!Shoot fire all we really need is CHRISTIANS,things sure would run a lot smother

I got to go and read my KJV1611 and get my mind right

[FoundGirlJNB]

Re: The Holy Noodle

You are progressing nicely, Miss Lostgirl. It looks like we can pencil in a soul for Jesus! Glory!

Glorious day that would be Brother Levi. Thank you for recognizing. I have been reading my KJV more these past few weeks. I still have some time to go on ironing out some kinks, but I am working on those - daily!!

[Levi Jones]

Re: The Holy Noodle

I try not to think too much - I have enough men in my life to do that for me (ie my daddy, my neighbor, the good Godly men from Landover Baptist), but you really have made me think.

I THINK YOU ARE AN IDIOT!

Now, do every one a favor and go read that KJV of yours and beg God's forgiveness of your blasphemy in comparing him to a Spagetti Monster!! And I will suggest some self-flagulation while you're at it, can't be too sure!!!

You are progressing nicely, Miss Lostgirl. It looks like we can pencil in a soul for Jesus! Glory!

[FoundGirlJNB]

Re: The Holy Noodle

Exactly!

By simply substituting the work 'God' for 'Flying Spaghetti Monster' and the word 'Christian' for 'Pastefarian' the 2 religions become pretty much identical from a philosophical point of view. Makes you think doesn't it?

I try not to think too much - I have enough men in my life to do that for me (ie my daddy, my neighbor, the good Godly men from Landover Baptist), but you really have made me think.

I THINK YOU ARE AN IDIOT!

Now, do every one a favor and go read that KJV of yours and beg God's forgiveness of your blasphemy in comparing him to a Spagetti Monster!! And I will suggest some self-flagulation while you're at it, can't be too sure!!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Holy Noodle

Exactly! Now hopefully you can begin to understand the truth about your own religion, Christianity, in your own words, "preying mercilessly on the delusions of those gullible enough to accept it's word; not only that, but it encourages them in their weird acceptance and seeks for others of weak mind to indoctrinate."

By simply substituting the work 'God' for 'Flying Spaghetti Monster' and the word 'Christian' for 'Pastefarian' the 2 religions become pretty much identical from a philosophical point of view. Makes you think doesn't it?

I'm sorry, but I just don't get the analogy. You're comparing apples and oranges. Christianity is God's favorite religion. Pasta is just a plate of greasy ethnic food. There is no comparison.

I'm not following you here.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: The Holy Noodle

Exactly! Now hopefully you can begin to understand the truth about your own religion, Christianity, in your own words, "preying mercilessly on the delusions of those gullible enough to accept it's word; not only that, but it encourages them in their weird acceptance and seeks for others of weak mind to indoctrinate."

By simply substituting the work 'God' for 'Flying Spaghetti Monster' and the word 'Christian' for 'Pastefarian' the 2 religions become pretty much identical from a philosophical point of view. Makes you think doesn't it?

All it makes me think is that you Pastafarians are deluded. Christianity is based soundly on the Word of God, the Miracles of Christ and the promise that we will have eternal life above the firmament at the Right Hand of God Himself.

There are no delusions there; the one True Faith started by Him 6,000 years ago and which has withstood all tests of time and the attacks of so-called scientists and 'freethinkers'.

Why? Because it is all written down at God's Command so we may refer to it at any time for rebuke, instruction and education.

All you Pastafarians bang on about is his noodliness and pirates, and don't you dare compare those inventions with Faith and sinners!

[BaronVonKaiser]

Re: The Holy Noodle

The thing that annoys me most is the blatant way that this FSM cult preys mercilessly on the delusions of those gullible enough to accept its word; not only that, but it encourages them in their weird acceptance and seeks for others of weak mind to indoctrinate.

Exactly! Now hopefully you can begin to understand the truth about your own religion, Christianity, in your own words, "preying mercilessly on the delusions of those gullible enough to accept it's word; not only that, but it encourages them in their weird acceptance and seeks for others of weak mind to indoctrinate."

By simply substituting the work 'God' for 'Flying Spaghetti Monster' and the word 'Christian' for 'Pastefarian' the 2 religions become pretty much identical from a philosophical point of view. Makes you think doesn't it?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Holy Noodle

This thread is making me hungry, I think I will whip up some fresh pasta for supper.

I thought you monkey-worshipers only ate bananas.

[John Scopes]

Re: The Holy Noodle

This thread is making me hungry, I think I will whip up some fresh pasta for supper.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: The Holy Noodle

Bobby-Joe, we are at one on this, and the pastafarian is trodden underfoot! I offer you a quotation: "Nobody on this planet has the right to worship any other God but Jehovah" – Josephy Morecraft Chalcedon Presbyterian Church*



*Wrong church, right conclusion.