[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: The Holy Noodle

LOL, my thoughts exactly Rev. Rod! What's more, is the creator of the Flying Spaghetti Cult is nothing more than an opportunistic liar who created a religion to make money (just like L. Ron Hubbard). It's a well-known fact that he created the cult to push a new, false pasta-creation theory in Kansas schools and also to make money off his book "Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster".

Nothing's worse than a "religion" just out there to bring in the cash.

[BaronVonKaiser]

Re: The Holy Noodle

You're going to abandon God and believe in some bizarre, all-powerful pile of pasta because a BOOK, written by ONE MAN, tells you to?

How is that any different from what you believe? There have been many inspired writings I've seen regarding the FSM from many different people. Just because you read a book randomly put together by a few priests a couple hundred years ago doesn't make it true. I can't see how the Flying Spaghetti Monster is any less valid than your beliefs, and in terms of morality and life lessons, I'd say Pastafarianism wins out hands down.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The Holy Noodle

I think it's awful how people claim our existence to be created by some bible God when it should be obvious and without dispute that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created all things, it says so right in His Holy book.

That has got to be the most ridiculous argument I've ever heard!

You're going to abandon God and believe in some bizarre, all-powerful pile of pasta because a BOOK, written by ONE MAN, tells you to?

I'd heard that American youth were getting dumber and dumber, but I didn't believe it until now.

[BaronVonKaiser]

Re: The Holy Noodle

I think it's awful how people claim our existence to be created by some bible God when it should be obvious and without dispute that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created all things, it says so right in His Holy book.

[Isabella Abbey]

Re: The Holy Noodle

Gawds nightgown Miz Nurse, what's all dis talk I be hearing bout "White Pastas"? Ain't all da Pastas here white guys? Lawd knows da only black one I knows is Pasta Ignats White and he down at da AME!

Ah, Miss Vavoline. I adore you.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: The Holy Noodle

Wha..?



May I please differ? Happily, the only harmful thing about spaghetti is that you MIGHT go into a happiness coma lasting anywhere from an hour to overnight.

Da Lawd done gave us folks Ambien fo dat. I done need to eat no Joo food fo a "happiness coma" as you call it.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: The Holy Noodle

Pastors and Jesus forgive me for posting medical advice on God's favorite forum, but the entire evil of the FSM is both spiritual and physical.

Triglycerides are a type of fat made in the liver that circulate in the blood with other fats such as cholesterol. High triglyceride levels are a risk factor for some diseases, including heart disease.

Your "white" pasta, that is pasta made from flour, is higher in triglycerides than whole wheat pasta.
I don't think the FSM is a whole wheat pagan deity.

Gawds nightgown Miz Nurse, what's all dis talk I be hearing bout "White Pastas"? Ain't all da Pastas here white guys? Lawd knows da only black one I knows is Pasta Ignats White and he down at da AME!

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: The Holy Noodle

Pastors and Jesus forgive me for posting medical advice on God's favorite forum, but the entire evil of the FSM is both spiritual and physical.

Triglycerides are a type of fat made in the liver that circulate in the blood with other fats such as cholesterol. High triglyceride levels are a risk factor for some diseases, including heart disease.

Your "white" pasta, that is pasta made from flour, is higher in triglycerides than whole wheat pasta.
I don't think the FSM is a whole wheat pagan deity.

[Isabella Abbey]

Re: The Holy Noodle

This is true. Spaghetti is a known source of harmful triglycerides

Wha..?



May I please differ? Happily, the only harmful thing about spaghetti is that you MIGHT go into a happiness coma lasting anywhere from an hour to overnight.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: The Holy Noodle

but being italian, andd thus knowing the damage that eating spaghetti has done to our people, I feel the urge to fight against that abomination.

This is true. Spaghetti is a known source of harmful triglycerides which lead to clogged arteries and the sad malady, Assus Fattus.
As a Christian and a nurse, I can see no good coming out of worshiping a flying carbohydrate.

[TinyJay]

Re: The Holy Noodle

Could I get the Address from this web sight ?

[Nobar King]

Re: The Holy Noodle

Where do I sign up to be a Pastafarian.Long live linguine

Maybe you could make your application with alphabet soup!

[TinyJay]

Re: The Holy Noodle

Where do I sign up to be a Pastafarian.Long live linguine

[David Goldman]

Re: The Holy Noodle

I hope that mr Goldman forgives me if I continue arguing after he completly demolished the argouments of the blind noodle worshipper, but being italian, andd thus knowing the damage that eating spaghetti has done to our people, I feel the urge to fight against that abomination.

Please, have at him! Since Noodleboy is pitching meatballs softballs, I don't want to monopolize batting practice

[sr korgul]

Re: The Holy Noodle

What damage does pasta do to people?





Ah. I see the font isn't bringing forth clear water. Please disregard my earlier question.

Yes, it was proved that that a diet based mainly on spahetti, when in conjunction with the exposition to the mediterranan climate, can cause hinder the ability to learn expressing concept in english clearly.