[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The Holy Noodle

The thing that annoys me most is the blatant way that this FSM cult preys mercilessly on the delusions of those gullible enough to accept its word; not only that, but it encourages them in their weird acceptance and seeks for others of weak mind to indoctrinate.

I have seen some immorality in my life* but this takes the cookie.

*but never partaken

That is right; if it wasn't for Christians the world would be over run by one manipulative cult after another who would attack outsiders while fleecing their followers for everything they had. These cults would excuse their evil behavior by claiming a special understand of creation and then denounce any well earned criticism as intolerance. PRAISE Jesus we TRUE Christians are here to stop that!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: The Holy Noodle

The thing that annoys me most is the blatant way that this FSM cult preys mercilessly on the delusions of those gullible enough to accept its word; not only that, but it encourages them in their weird acceptance and seeks for others of weak mind to indoctrinate.

I have seen some immorality in my life* but this takes the cookie.

*but never partaken

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The Holy Noodle

Listen noodle boy; eating some wheat past is not an act of worship. I have no idea were got the idea about "sacred meals" but I as a Christian I find it utterly ridiculous. What else goes on in your so called "religion", do you do some magical ritual before you eat any meal too?

But it states in the Gospel....

The FSM couldn’t deal with all the complaining down on earth, so the Lord FSM commanded the midget, saying, “Here’s an idea . . . why don’t you collect the semolina, rice and what-have-you, and make pasta in my image. That’s what it’s there for. And fill your mouth with it and be quiet and peaceful.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The Holy Noodle

Honour you say!!! Should have guessed, you're from the UK, I take it??

I never said I ate God (thanks for capitalizing my God's name!!) I said I ate your god. He was a tasty little bugger too, might I add! And he did not come in the form of spaghetti and meatballs, the menu specifically called him Jo's supposedly almighty yet underwhelming spaghetti monster god with 8 rules no one cares about!!!

-- Underwhelmed yet filled <<burp>> girlNY

Was the restaurant run by a Ninja, a Krishna or some other unholy person that does not accept the truth of our creation? Even if it was not you can not have eaten God, but only some representation of our creators image. But sounds like it was a good representation, so maybe it was prepared by a fellow pastafarian. I hope you rewarded the chef well for his labours and the meal made your complexion have a healthy colour

[FoundGirlJNB]

Re: The Holy Noodle

If you ate some Spaghetti and Meatballs then you have not eaten God, you have performed a Sacred act of worship to honour our creator.

Honour you say!!! Should have guessed, you're from the UK, I take it??

I never said I ate God (thanks for capitalizing my God's name!!) I said I ate your god. He was a tasty little bugger too, might I add! And he did not come in the form of spaghetti and meatballs, the menu specifically called him Jo's supposedly almighty yet underwhelming spaghetti monster god with 8 rules no one cares about!!!

-- Underwhelmed yet filled <<burp>> girlNY

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The Holy Noodle

If you ate some Spaghetti and Meatballs then you have not eaten God, you have performed a Sacred act of worship to honour our creator.

Listen noodle boy; eating some wheat past is not an act of worship. I have no idea were got the idea about "sacred meals" but I as a Christian I find it utterly ridiculous. What else goes on in your so called "religion", do you do some magical ritual before you eat any meal too?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The Holy Noodle

Jo, you might want to sit down before you read what I have to say... I'm afraid it's bad news lad!

I ate your god.
Now, before you fall on your knees and start worshiping me, I should also tell you that he did give me a message to give to you.
He said : "Slurp sluuuuurp uuurp burp", roughly translated to - Tell Jo to go back on his med's and stop his BS, he is making me look bad.

If you ate some Spaghetti and Meatballs then you have not eaten God, you have performed a Sacred act of worship to honour our creator.

[BaronVonKaiser]

Re: The Holy Noodle

I beg to intrude...but since when has a pasta dish become a divine being?

Oh yeah, and Pasta was made in His Noodlienesses image, not the other way around, The Flying Spaghetti Monster created the earth and then made Pasta later on.

[BaronVonKaiser]

Re: The Holy Noodle

We, as True Christians™ recognize the Bible is the product of many authors over millenia, but we recognize it as the Word of God© because it is inerrant and clearly inspired by God. You're making an invalid comparison because the Spaghetti cult was invented by one guy who wrote the Bible himself. We know that for a fact.

Would that mean that any book written by one guy is inherently inaccurate? And the only reason for you knowing the bible is true is because it 'inerrant and clearly inspired by God' I'm guessing there are no facts to back that up, really I could say that about anything, the bible of the Flying Spaghetti Monster for instance. According to your reasoning, it would seem I have no choice but to officially convert, I know must recognize the Flying Spaghetti Monsters words because the book is inerrant and clearly inspired by God. Also, I'm fairly certain that my cook book by Giada, Everyday Italian is also inerrant and clearly inspired by God, that makes multiple authors all delivering the same message.

[MissAnnaWhite~]

Re: The Holy Noodle

I beg to intrude...but since when has a pasta dish become a divine being?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: The Holy Noodle

What you know as the AV1611 King James Bible did not exist thousands of years ago, it is just a conglomeration of stories passed down between multiple authors over a few millennium, the point I was trying to make is that there is nothing saying any of the stories in that book are any more correct than the words of the FSM bible. And just in case the more obvious point has been missed, I don't think anyone actually 'believes' in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, it is a very clever way of pointing out that the only differences between this religion and any other are the words and rules, but if your religion cannot be proven false than neither can that of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, both of them must be treated as equally valid. Logical thinking should not be considered an enemy, no matter how strong one's faith.

We, as True Christians(tm) recognize the Bible is the product of many authors over millenia, but we recognize it as the Word of God(c) because it is inerrant and clearly inspired by God. You're making an invalid comparison because the Spaghetti cult was invented by one guy who wrote the Bible himself. We know that for a fact.

I also find it interesting that I've somehow shaken your faith. You came in here believing whole-heartedly that a plate of pasta created the world, but now you concede that you and your fellow cult members "don't really believe". This is good. You are on the road of shedding that brainwashing once and for all and accepting Jesus Christ as the one true Savior.

[BaronVonKaiser]

Re: The Holy Noodle

What is True is the AV1611 King James Bible.

What you know as the AV1611 King James Bible did not exist thousands of years ago, it is just a conglomeration of stories passed down between multiple authors over a few millennium, the point I was trying to make is that there is nothing saying any of the stories in that book are any more correct than the words of the FSM bible. And just in case the more obvious point has been missed, I don't think anyone actually 'believes' in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, it is a very clever way of pointing out that the only differences between this religion and any other are the words and rules, but if your religion cannot be proven false than neither can that of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, both of them must be treated as equally valid. Logical thinking should not be considered an enemy, no matter how strong one's faith.

[FoundGirlJNB]

Re: The Holy Noodle

Jo, you might want to sit down before you read what I have to say... I'm afraid it's bad news lad!

I ate your god.
Now, before you fall on your knees and start worshiping me, I should also tell you that he did give me a message to give to you.
He said : "Slurp sluuuuurp uuurp burp", roughly translated to - Tell Jo to go back on his med's and stop his BS, he is making me look bad.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: The Holy Noodle

The most recently-written books of the Bible are roughly 2,000 years old, not "a couple hundred years".

Since he said "priests", I think he's talking about the Catholic version. Which in his case, he's actually right because it doesn't make it true just because a bunch of lying papists came together to mutilated the Bible.

What is True is the AV1611 King James Bible.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The Holy Noodle

How is that any different from what you believe? There have been many inspired writings I've seen regarding the FSM from many different people. Just because you read a book randomly put together by a few priests a couple hundred years ago doesn't make it true. I can't see how the Flying Spaghetti Monster is any less valid than your beliefs, and in terms of morality and life lessons, I'd say Pastafarianism wins out hands down.

How about a book written by God, who directed the hands of several dozen "authors", over the course of a couple of thousand years?

The most recently-written books of the Bible are roughly 2,000 years old, not "a couple hundred years".

Further proof of the ignorance of American youth.