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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: Latest Goth Nonsense: Crying Clubs

    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    Watching Pastor Al cry.

    Why's he crying?

    Stupidly clicked on ANOTHER of your links.
    Just be glad that JesOS's Godly filtering software prevents me from linking to the latest British craze. It also involves crying while doing something else, and...well, suffice to say that it's commonly known as "cranking". Jesus weeps. BUT NOT LIKE THAT!
    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    There is no fundamental difference between goth scum and emo scum. While the two sub-cultures may despise each other, they all worship satan together, and both groups are made up of limp-wristed queer boys and bloated, pasty fag hags.

    And of course, both groups are as hellbound as you can get. Jesus is disgusted by them.
    Praise Jesus! Goths and emos are just like Sunnis and Shias in God's eyes. The only difference being that when towelheads make a "cry for help" because "nobody understands", they tend to take out an entire bus with them.

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  • john1987
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    Re: Latest Goth Nonsense: Crying Clubs

    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
    The gothtards will have enough to cry about in hell. They won't even need chopped onions.

    i love dicks as much as the next guy but jesus christ how could someone wearing all black not be a satanist? i'm not really sure but i believe it's some of that "free" thinking you guys are so afraid of

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  • Jeremiah Robertson
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    Thank you for reminding me of my sin, Pastor Ezekiel. I must repent now...

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Jeremiah Robertson View Post
    Sorry for that last post... I shall now write in complete sentences. I pray to Christ that He will not burn me in Hell for the failure to write in complete sentences.
    Don't be a smart aleck. Jesus cares deeply about grammar. Read the Bible!

    Matthew 5:18-19
    Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or tittle shall nowise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
    Are you another dope-smoking goth fag? Have you made a thread in the "introductions" section yet?

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  • Jeremiah Robertson
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    Re: Latest Goth Nonsense: Crying Clubs

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    Can you write in complete sentences?
    Sorry for that last post... I shall now write in complete sentences. I pray to Christ that He will not burn me in Hell for the failure to write in complete sentences.

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  • Nobar King
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    Can you write in complete sentences?

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  • Jeremiah Robertson
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    Sinful Goths.

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  • Ayeola
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    I just had a warning because of the lyric. It wasn't my intention to place a poam here.

    In the lyric is everything that is freaky about emo's.

    I just wanted to show you what kind of freaky things they do.

    I'm sorry if I wasn't clear about that.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Latest Goth Nonsense: Crying Clubs

    Originally posted by Ayeola View Post
    BTW: the site isn't Goth, it's Emo, you can see the difference in their hair. But still .... they are mental :s
    There is no fundamental difference between goth scum and emo scum. While the two sub-cultures may despise each other, they all worship satan together, and both groups are made up of limp-wristed queer boys and bloated, pasty fag hags.

    And of course, both groups are as hellbound as you can get. Jesus is disgusted by them.

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  • Ayeola
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    Re: Latest Goth Nonsense: Crying Clubs

    BTW: the site isn't Goth, it's Emo, you can see the difference in their hair. But still .... they are mental :s

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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
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    Re: Latest Goth Nonsense: Crying Clubs

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Okay, things have gotten even worse. The latest fag emo goth obsession is "crying while eating."

    What could be more unnatural.
    Watching Pastor Al cry.

    Why's he crying?

    Stupidly clicked on ANOTHER of your links.

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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
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    Re: Latest Goth Nonsense: Crying Clubs

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    Please don't post more of your stupid lyrics.

    If they want something to cry about, they should contemplate the pain and agony of Jesus dieing on the cross for their sins.

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  • Nobar King
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    Please don't post more of your stupid lyrics.

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  • Ayeola
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    Re: Latest Goth Nonsense: Crying Clubs

    Sam



    What he's eating:
    Milk and cookies




    What he's crying about:
    He broke up with his girlfriend


    __________________________________

    Maybe she broke up with him because he was crying all the time. What's wrong with those emo-kids :s

    There is a song about them:


    Lyrics to Emo Kid :
    Dear Diary

    Mood: Apathetic

    My life is spiraling downward
    I couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert
    It sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs like "Stab my heart because I love you" and "Rip apart my soul" and of course "Stabby rip stab stab" And It doesn’t help that I couldn’t get my hair to do that flippy thing either… like that guy from that band can do… some days...

    I’m an emo kid, non-conforming as can be
    You’d be non-conforming too if you look just like me
    I have paint on my nails and makeup on my face
    I’m almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
    Cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag
    I call it freedom of expression, most just call me a fag
    'Cause our dudes look like chicks and chicks look like dykes
    Cause emo is one step below transvestite

    Stop my breathing and slit my throat
    I must be emo

    I don’t jump around when I go to shows
    I must be emo

    I’m dark and sensitive with low self esteem
    The way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween
    I have no real problems but I like to make believe
    I stole my sister’s mascara now I’m grounded for a week
    Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
    I can’t get through a hawthorne heights album without sobbing
    Girls keep breaking up with me, it’s never any fun
    They say they already have a pussy, they don’t need another one

    Stop my breathing and slit my throat
    I must be emo

    I don’t jump around when I go to shows
    I must be emo

    Dye in my hair and polish on my toes
    I must be emo

    I play guitar and write suicide notes
    I must be emo

    my life is just a black abyss... ya know..it’s so dark. And it’s suffocating me, grabbing a hold of me and tightening its grip, tighter than a pair of my little sisters jeans...which look great on me by the way.

    When I get depressed I cut my wrist in every direction
    Hearing songs about getting dumped gives me an erection
    I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses
    I tell my friends I bleed black and cry during classes
    I’m just a bad, cheap imitation of goth
    You can read me “Catcher in the Rye” and watch me jack off
    I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
    If I said that I like girls I’d only be half right

    I look like I’m dead and dress like a homo
    I must be emo

    Screw xbox I play old school Nintendo
    I must be emo

    I like to whine and hate my parentals
    I must be emo

    Me and my friends all look like clones
    I must be emo

    My parents don’t get me ya know
    They think I’m gay just because they saw me kiss a guy… well, a couple guys …but still, I mean it’s the 2000’s, can’t two…or 4 dudes make out with each other without being gay
    I mean, chicks dig that kinda thing anyways
    I don’t know diary, sometimes I think you are the only one that gets me…you’re my best friend
    I feel like tacos

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  • Warrior of God
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Okay, things have gotten even worse. The latest fag emo goth obsession is "crying while eating."

    What could be more unnatural.

    I bet those satanspawn will come up with something...

    Any upright Christian believer , praises God and thanks him for his bounty before starting in to enjoying a wonderful meal.

    Them gothtards , sit there weeping as if they're being punished...

    Ungrateful blaspheming stains on the pure cloth of creation...
    Damn their ungrateful selves,
    cos I can't really say souls can I ?...

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