[nikilds]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

People who try to act like vampires are stupid. And I mean dumber than the whole city of Sodom.

The myth of vampirism probably originated from a mad case of rabies that went across Europe in the 16/17th century. (For all you dimwits, people with rabies typically have hypersexuality, aggressiveness, and paranoia - ie, afraid of weird object - like ... garlic).

Non Christians. They see something really stupid and copy it.

"Heyyy! Auto Immune Deficiency is AWESOME!! Let's do homer sex and get scabs on our bodies and not be able to fight off diseases. AWESOME! People will think we're SO cool bc we LIVE THE LIFESTYLE!"

"Hey living at home with your parents when you're 40 is AWESOME! Let's play more dungeons and darkness and watch anime! Hey Mom! Go away Im masturbating and its completely embarassing when you walk in on me!!"

"Hey Kurt Cobain is awesome! Shooting your face off is AWESOME!! Hey Ma! Can I borrow Dad's Gun?" - Strongest case I've ever seen that those dunky evolutionists talk about .. natural selection or something . . . ?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

I see. Is he also an Injun who rides a motorbike and works on a construction site? Do you know whether or not he's ever stayed at the Young Men's Christian Association?

Do a google search for "Llewellyn", see what you come up with. He is not the boyfriend that I was so proud of until I learned of his lies. The boyfriend is no longer with me.

PRAISE! Didn't we warn you that Rear Admiral Joshua Llewellyn Manhumper was a queerdo? Maybe now you'll learn that we're always right.

[AncientFireRisen]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

Wait, Lunar, why is the younger one protecting the older one? I'm supposed to be protecting you!

[AncientFireRisen]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

Like I have said, most of us did, something catastrophic happened and we realized we cannot get help unless we provide it ourselves. End of discussion.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

I know and think nothing of it i just want to get back on subject, instead of them trash talking my sister! So please what are your thoughts?

That retardedness runs in your sinful family and you'd better get right with Jesus before it's too late?

[Lunar_Walking_Undead]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

I know and think nothing of it i just want to get back on subject, instead of them trash talking my sister! So please what are your thoughts?

[AncientFireRisen]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

Thank you, Lunar, but the Llewellyn thing served another purpose....

[Lunar_Walking_Undead]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

Oh he didn't dump me, he lied to me. I dumped him. And his name was Josh. Like I said, do a google search for "Llewellyn" see what you come up with.

Okay by the way for all you idots out there Llewellyn is from a comice strip look it up and maybe laugh alittle and stop acting as stupid as you people really are, and for your info Vampires are not "Satanic, Insane Murderers" to you all know, and i wish you would talk to my sister AncientFireRisen like you have, b/c i thought this was supposed to be about talking about our views on them, not trash talking others on the site! So if we couldget back to that, do any of you besides her and our other sister know the origins and the way they even became known as vampires? Okay just to tell you there are many places the word came from, in Germany it was for witchs, not the blood loving beings they have been known as today, and in another country Monks and Pastors that were no longer "worthy" were thrown out and called that, some say that the first ever vampire was a woman, not Dracula, there wasonce a Vlad Dracul, and he was also called vlad the impailer b/c he would impale people if they did not do as he said, he was a Count, but the first ever recorded vampire as i said was a woman and her name was Lilith said to have been Adams first wife before Eve, and any childeren they had became as she was undead, and as the children of Adam and Eve became more, and Lilith's and Adam's children few, they began to feed off of the flesh of there half brother's and sister's thus gving them a more human look, thanks to Adam, now if you want to know anymore about what i have told you and if you want to get back on the subject, then tell me. Please get back on subject and stop making yourselves sounding stupid.

[AncientFireRisen]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

Oh he didn't dump me, he lied to me. I dumped him. And his name was Josh. Like I said, do a google search for "Llewellyn" see what you come up with.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

Aw, did Lew dump ya?

Good! now you can focus on finding and loving JESUS. He will never dump you or break your heart!

GLORY!!!

Lve, Sister Thumper

[AncientFireRisen]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

Do a google search for "Llewellyn", see what you come up with. He is not the boyfriend that I was so proud of until I learned of his lies. The boyfriend is no longer with me.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

an orgie with Rosie O'Donell, KD Lang and Mary Cheney for all eternity.

Down, Thumper.

[Talitha]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

crazed, depraved lezbean sex fiends ravishing you over and over and over until you beg for mercy....but mercy will never come.....just more depravity.

Wow Sister!!
You remembered that part of Pastors Sunday Sermon almost word perfect!!

PRAISE HIM!!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

By Llewellyn!

Lou Ellen...?

By Golly, you ARE a depraved Lezbean!

I hope your Father beats some sense into you before you wind up in Hell having an orgie with Rosie O'Donell, KD Lang and Mary Cheney for all eternity.

It's your choice Sinner. Choose JESUS or choose crazed, depraved lezbean sex fiends ravishing you over and over and over until you beg for mercy....but mercy will never come.....just more depravity.

Helpful, Sister Thumper

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

By Llewellyn! How can you be so ignorant. The legal marriage age is 18 for BOTH. And I'm sorry but there is someone special reserved for THAT by the Higher Powers, all I have to do is find him besides I don't think this guy and I shall last very long.

I'm not sure if Llewellyn is your lezbean "boyfriend" or what, but I agree with you that it won't last. Unnatural homer couplings never do. By the way, unless you live in Godless Canada, there IS no "legal" age for sodomite marriage. And just because something is legal, that doesn't mean that Jesus approves. Until you renounce satan and all his works, no relationship will last. Jesus never rewards sin.