[vampyvamp]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

Would you change your mind every time one of your friends calls you an idiot? You'd be changing opinion every 10 minutes then. Perhaps if you were interested in rational debate, you might have first familiarized yourself with the concept of fallacies. One such fallacy you used is called "ad hominem".

The very first sentence in this paragraph is a logical fallacy. It is called a "Begging the Question" fallacy. This is going by assuming the argument is true. I could make a small stretch and say this is an "Appeal to Authority" and "Appeal to Popularity" as well. To be more precise, this website is littered with fallacies on both sides of the line. But this is beside the point.

Everyone of us is a vampire, or has been in our past. To explore the idea of vampires, firstly we must trust that vampires exist given limited documentation on them; just as we trust that God exists given the KJV. Both documents were written by man on behalf of another party e.g. God and vampires. This is inherently flawed as man is imperfect. It is known that vampires drink blood. As well, it is known that vampires prefer the darkness. We were all vampires in the womb, we survived on blood and thrived in that darkness until we were ripped into the daylight crying. Even in the light, everyone (that is not going to hell because of veggies) seeks out blood in our food to quench the hunger. We do this until we go back into the world of darkness, our tomb.

Answer me this: Jesus supported vampirism because he told his disciples to drink of his blood. He supported canabilism because he told his disciples to eat of his flesh. Then, after his death, he arose from his tomb.

Regards,
Your Vampy Christian

p.s. Yes, I know of the fallacies in my argument, namely the redharring, just don't read into that... it isn't the argument. It is merely support.

[GOD=life]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

You come in here with preconceived notions and expect us to be awed by you intelligence as you hurl childish insults and hate at us?

Would you change your mind every time one of your friends calls you an idiot? You'd be changing opinion every 10 minutes then. Perhaps if you were interested in rational debate, you might have first familiarized yourself with the concept of fallacies. One such fallacy you used is called "ad hominem".

That would have saved you the embarrassment of being defeated in the arena of rational discourse and logic. I would recommend you do not use the same methodology to assess your chances in winning a physical confrontation in e.g. a boxing match.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

Like my cousin says, "They give you something to laugh at or be amazed at. Life would be boring without any opposing sides."

As awfully fascinating as your cousin sounds, it would be appreciated if you quote the Bible instead. These forums were not developed as an outlet for your blithering.

[tmpscicoo Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

It's no use trying to argue with these people they won't listen. They are not open minded. You can't blame them or get mad at them though, besause it isn't their fault. Either they were raised thinking some way or became bitter over the years. Think of it this way...

Like my cousin says, "They give you something to laugh at or be amazed at. Life would be boring without any opposing sides."

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

I do not understand. And God created all langwitches he loves us all. Also i am nether a mental case of foregin

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[savanah]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

Are you a mental case or a foreigner? If you cannot adhere to the standard rules of grammar, spelling and punctuation inherent in God's favorite language (American!), then we will have to ask you to leave.

That includes the reasonable use of the "Shift" key that God so thoughtfully provided your computer. God DOES care about grammar, you see.

I do not understand. And God created all langwitches he loves us all. Also i am nether a mental case of foregin

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

I have bine reserching this sins i was about 12. At the age of 12 i had this belive, i started going to calvirly babtist school of dundulk maryland. While there i was always told that i was a worshiper of saiten because of what i thout so i started reserch on it and have keeped it up sins. Thank you for your time.

Are you a mental case or a foreigner? If you cannot adhere to the standard rules of grammar, spelling and punctuation inherent in God's favorite language (American!), then we will have to ask you to leave.

That includes the reasonable use of the "Shift" key that God so thoughtfully provided your computer. God DOES care about grammar, you see.

"one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law" - Matthew 5:18

[savanah]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

This specimen seems to be saying that vampires won't kill unless they are hungry. Startling discovery!

My major concern is your methodology. For instance, how did you find a large enough sample size of vampire to conclusively make these statements?

Your apparent translator,
Sam

I have bine reserching this sins i was about 12. At the age of 12 i had this belive, i started going to calvirly babtist school of dundulk maryland. While there i was always told that i was a worshiper of saiten because of what i thout so i started reserch on it and have keeped it up sins. Thank you for your time.

[Samuel Coleridge]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

I lost my pasword i am bfbfio. Thank you, in my reseach i have also found that they will not kill less hunger the do not kill on a wim. Also i found that it is belived that most would kill animals for there needs not humans. Thank you for your time.

This specimen seems to be saying that vampires won't kill unless they are hungry. Startling discovery!

My major concern is your methodology. For instance, how did you find a large enough sample size of vampires to conclusively make these statements?

Your apparent translator,
Sam

[savanah]

May I ask what nationality you are?
Are you a product of some Satanic Public School education?
I would also suggest that you quit the glue whilst you still have your IQ of 5

i lost the my password i am bfbfio and i was in calvirly babtist of dundulk maryland for school

Alas, I speak tard. I believe what our new friend here is saying is that we should learn to love all of God's creatures whether real or mythical. My natural inclination is to agree, though I don't care much for roaches (filthy buggers.)

Could you tell us more of this fascinating research you have conducted?

In Jesus' Love,
Sam

I lost my pasword i am bfbfio. Thank you, in my reseach i have also found that they will not kill less hunger the do not kill on a wim. Also i found that it is belived that most would kill animals for there needs not humans. Thank you for your time.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

[...]Could you tell us more of this fascinating research you have conducted? In Jesus' Love, Sam

If the effort of stringing together some letters of the alphabet has not exhausted the OP's wits, it'll be down to you to give translations if you expect anyone else to chime in.

[Samuel Coleridge]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

Hello i have bine Babtist all my live i love God in every way posoble and i am not being santanic but i think vampires are relly. I belive that vampire are not saintanic because all things were created by God our Father and if all thing where created by God then he created vampires in the 7 Days of Creation.Ii do not bevive that vampires are a bad thing i have done reserch and have fond that vampires are not neseserly killers but they are our soul after death i belive this from the slwic folklores belifes. Thank you for your time.

Alas, I speak tard. I believe what our new friend here is saying is that we should learn to love all of God's creatures whether real or mythical. My natural inclination is to agree, though I don't care much for roaches (filthy buggers.)

Could you tell us more of this fascinating research you have conducted?

In Jesus' Love,
Sam

[Talitha]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

Hello i have bine Babtist all my live i love God in every way posoble and i am not being santanic but i think vampires are relly. I belive that vampire are not saintanic because all things were created by God our Father and if all thing where created by God then he created vampires in the 7 Days of Creation.Ii do not bevive that vampires are a bad thing i have done reserch and have fond that vampires are not neseserly killers but they are our soul after death i belive this from the slwic folklores belifes. Thank you for your time.

May I ask what nationality you are?
Are you a product of some Satanic Public School education?
I would also suggest that you quit the glue whilst you still have your IQ of 5

[cornell]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

Hello i have bine Babtist all my live i love God in every way posoble and i am not being santanic but i think vampires are relly. I belive that vampire are not saintanic because all things were created by God our Father and if all thing where created by God then he created vampires in the 7 Days of Creation.Ii do not bevive that vampires are a bad thing i have done reserch and have fond that vampires are not neseserly killers but they are our soul after death i belive this from the slwic folklores belifes. Thank you for your time.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

Oh look, a shock post. We haven't had one of those in what, 5 minutes or so?