[Brother Temperance]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

1) 16 is the age of consent but my father wouldn't let a 40 year old man who is not part of our family within a forty block radius of me.

Well, I'm glad to see he homeschools you, and doesn't trust you around those secular doctors or anything. Also, does your father know that 80% of all child abusers are the father, foster father, stepfather or another relative or close family friend of the victim?

2) What part of "18 year old volunteer firefighter who went into the navy to help pay for college" do you not understand?

I see. Is he also an Injun who rides a motorbike and works on a construction site? Do you know whether or not he's ever stayed at the Young Men's Christian Association?

[AncientFireRisen (On Moderation)]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

By Llewellyn! How can you be so ignorant. The legal marriage age is 18 for BOTH. And I'm sorry but there is someone special reserved for THAT by the Higher Powers, all I have to do is find him besides I don't think this guy and I shall last very long.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

1) 16 is the age of consent but my father wouldn't let a 40 year old man who is not part of our family within a forty block radius of me.
2) What part of "18 year old volunteer firefighter who went into the navy to help pay for college" do you not understand?

So why doesn't you boyfriend marry you and make you an honest women since he has an income? Honey, those eggs in your mommy oven aren't getting any younger. Or is he aspiring to be a semen to a rear admiral? The military has been so messed up since they allowed Californians to join it.

[AncientFireRisen (On Moderation)]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

1) 16 is the age of consent but my father wouldn't let a 40 year old man who is not part of our family within a forty block radius of me.
2) What part of "18 year old volunteer firefighter who went into the navy to help pay for college" do you not understand?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

That's called pedophidilia where I live and I have a boyfriend in the Navy.

A ) Is 16 below the age of consent where you live? It must be a pretty backwards place if so.
B ) You need a proper Christian man in your life, not a Village People fan with a bushy moustache.

[AncientFireRisen (On Moderation)]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

Go find a good, hardworking 40-year-old Christian husband like Jesus wants you to, so he can tithe 10% of his salary on your behalf.

That's called pedophidilia where I live and I have a boyfriend in the Navy.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

I am sixteen and broke, I can't make regular donations. Or would you like donations of $0.00 every month?

No, I'd like you to stop sitting around spitting backsass all over God's Favourite Forums and go find a good, hardworking 40-year-old Christian husband like Jesus wants you to, so he can tithe 10% of his salary on your behalf.

[AncientFireRisen (On Moderation)]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

I am sixteen and broke, I can't make regular donations. Or would you like donations of $0.00 every month?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

Of course some don't have to attack you to feed off of you. Ever hear of psychic vampires? They feed off your energy. I knew one.

Ever heard of internets vampires? They feed off your bandwidth with an endless stream of tedious posts without paying their way by making regular donations to Jesus. I can think of at least one.

[AncientFireRisen (On Moderation)]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

Of course some don't have to attack you to feed off of you. Ever hear of psychic vampires? They feed off your energy. I knew one.

[vampsarereal09]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

Nonsense! I have worn a cross for years and have never been attacked by a vampire.

Your logic is as shaky as your secondary chin, my dear.

are u acctually saying u beleive in them??cause if you are go u!!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

Not with a mouthy slut for a wife. I think he showed a great deal of restraint; personally I would have kicked her teeth in.

You forget, this guy was a midget. He wasn't even able to bite his wife's upper lip off, just her lower one, for crying out loud. The only way he'd have been able to kick her teeth in would be if she laid down to help him. And I bet the unco-operative harridan wouldn't even be prepared to do that!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

Not with a mouthy slut for a wife. I think he showed a great deal of restraint; personally I would have kicked her teeth in.

No wonder so many Landover men are single and frustrated.

[Deaner]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

Doesn't sound like it was a very happy marriage in general.

Not with a mouthy slut for a wife. I think he showed a great deal of restraint; personally I would have kicked her teeth in.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

Look at this. Another insane vampire want to be:


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,274874,00.html

Doesn't sound like a vamp wannabe to me - just a common bully. Making fun of his height (or perhaps his length) wasn't very nice of his wife, but to bite off her lip and knock his daughter to the floor when she tried to stop him was over the top.
Doesn't sound like it was a very happy marriage in general.