[Brother Temperance]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

Bobby-Joe

The bible is totally Irrelevant. A waste of good trees and ink.

Friend, God gave us trees specifically so we could use them for making KJV 1611 Bibles with, so how could it be a waste?

[Bozo James (On Moderation)]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

Bobby-Joe

The bible is totally Irrelevant. A waste of good trees and ink.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

Okay, but first you prove that GOD exists!
Ya have never been to Europe have ye? No, I guess not stuck out in the Iowa Corn Fields. Corny HUH? LOL
Vampyres are real GOD is fake!
You fools.

Kids, this is why you shouldn't abuse isobutyl nitrate. I hope you're paying attention.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

Okay, but first you prove that GOD exists!
Ya have never been to Europe have ye? No, I guess not stuck out in the Iowa Corn Fields. Corny HUH? LOL
Vampyres are real GOD is fake!
You fools.

You must surely be the most boring half-wit we've seen here in months.

You're less interesting than TwinkBoy was; at least he would occasionally post something indicating worldly intelligence or humor.

On the other hand, you post idiotic drivel, with no cleverness, wit, or intelligence about it. The best you can come up with is lies about vampires (a word you cannot spell correctly with any consistency) and bizarre conflations of dialects ("Ya have never been to Europe have ye?")!

Why are you here? Did the short bus break down, so you can't go to school? Do your parents not give you enough attention? One of our Pastors would gladly instruct your father in the proper use of his Rod, if that's the case.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

Okay, but first you prove that GOD exists!
Ya have never been to Europe have ye? No, I guess not stuck out in the Iowa Corn Fields. Corny HUH? LOL
Vampyres are real GOD is fake!
You fools.

Show us vampires are real in The Bible sinner.

[Bozo James (On Moderation)]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

Okay, but first you prove that GOD exists!
Ya have never been to Europe have ye? No, I guess not stuck out in the Iowa Corn Fields. Corny HUH? LOL
Vampyres are real GOD is fake!
You fools.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

Honey..it's your world that is upside down. There is scientific proof Vampires exist while GOD is merely a myth. Belief is superstition, fact is science.

Is this another retarded atheist-homersexual "metaphor" using someone elses religious terminology?
Or are you actually crazy enough to believe that there are genuine vampires running around at night?

Cathylicks used to believe in vampires, and vampires as a myth was invented by damnable eastern europeans..
That should be enough for anyone to know it is a load of rubbish.

I'm goint to second what Pastor Ezekiel said, post your 'evidence'!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

Honey..it's your world that is upside down. There is scientific proof Vampires exist while GOD is merely a myth. Belief is superstition, fact is science.

Okay, then post it here. Share this "proof" that no one else but you seems to know about.

If you can prove that vampires are real, not those little south American bats, but real human beings who have been changed over to vampires who have to drink human blood to survive, then I'll slap one of the other pastors here.

[Bozo James (On Moderation)]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

Honey..it's your world that is upside down. There is scientific proof Vampires exist while GOD is merely a myth. Belief is superstition, fact is science.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

Ohhh Vampires are real, I know quite a few of them who don't come out until after midnight.

So in your upside down queer world, vampires are real, but Jesus is fake?

"Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel? ... Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord." -- 2 Cor.6:14-17

[Bozo James (On Moderation)]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

Ohhh Vampires are real, I know quite a few of them who don't come out until after midnight.

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

I know plenty of people that are kind and loving without being Christians. I don't plan to shoot anyone either, I'm against violence.

Chile, does you think them chillrens that had shot up that Columbo place had planned that? I's sure they was just like you until them demons became too strong fo' them, then the demons had made them plan that attack on them po' Christian folk. Didchoo know that they be a goth in the Bible? Mmmhmm, Jesus had even healded him.

And when he was come out of the ship, immediately there met him out of the tombs a man with an unclean spirit, Who had his dwelling among the tombs; and no man could bind him, no, not with chains: Because that he had been often bound with fetters and chains, and the chains had been plucked asunder by him, and the fetters broken in pieces: neither could any man tame him. And always, night and day, he was in the mountains, and in the tombs, crying, and cutting himself with stones.
... And forthwith Jesus gave them leave. And the unclean spirits went out, and entered into the swine: and the herd ran violently down a steep place into the sea, (they were about two thousand; ) and were choked in the sea. - Mark 5:2-5, Mark 5:13

Just like you and yo goth friends, this man had been up in there cryin' and cuttin' on hisself all the time. And he probably woulda shot up some'a Jesus's followers too if JESUS had not gone up in there and kicked them demons outta his booty. But you know what? If you just gives yo life ovah to HIM, then He can kick them demons outcho behind befo'e they has a chance to make you shoot up a schoo'. Doesn't you want to save lives, as well as save yoself from damnation? Repent yo Christ-hatin' ways and come to HIM so you can get yoself Saved©. PRAISE JESUS!

[roserougesang]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

I know plenty of people that are kind and loving without being Christians. I don't plan to shoot anyone either, I'm against violence.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

I don't drink, smoke or do drugs. Don't ever plan to do the latter two.

Why don't you plan to accept Jesus Rose? With your Goth lifestyle it is only a matter of time before paranoia completely over takes you and you are shooting up some shopping mall while screaming bad poetry about the divinity of your cooter.

Become a Christian so you can be a kind a loving person like us.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

I'm guessing you're using 'vampire' as a metaphor now.

While, as Brother Enobarbus points out, I was actually referring to the literal drinking of blood, may I take your thumbs-up as meaning that you feel that vampirism is an appropriate metaphor for the sinister yids?