Why you're retarded:

[Trolls]

If you are reading this, you probably suffer from the downs syndrome, when your son dies because he has cancer or you die because you got in a car wreck, is it because youre a queer and god hates you? or is it because he doesn't exist and you're stupid. I believe its because he doesnt exist and you are wrong. You stereotype QUEERS and BLACKS and everyone, well guess what, they dont talk NEAR the crap about white people that you do about them, youre ALL naive and dont worry, you wont go to hell, you will go nowhere. You will rot in the ground because there is no heaven and there is no god. You think god gives a rats ass about you, we are 1 planet in a solar system with in 1 galaxy out of billions. You don't matter at all. It is sick how YOU PEOPLE are so close-minded, its hilarious to read this crap when Im bored because of how retarded you all are. Jesus was hung at the cross because he was retarded and even the people 2 thousand years ago could tell that. So have fun with your close-minded, arrogont, and just plan wrong ideas and views of the world. By the way, GOBAMA. How many of you people are praying to jesus because a "nigra" and "liberal" is in the white house? you people are disguisting and should seriously take a step back in life, youre here for 70 years then you rot in the ground, and you choose to spend it wasting your time praying to the man in the sky thinking he cares about you. When you die your whole life will have been for nothing except for expressing hate towards others.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Why you're retarded:

If you are reading this, you probably suffer from the downs syndrome, when your son dies because he has cancer or you die because you got in a car wreck, is it because youre a queer and god hates you? or is it because he doesn't exist and you're stupid. I believe its because he doesnt exist and you are wrong. You stereotype QUEERS and BLACKS and everyone, well guess what, they dont talk NEAR the crap about white people that you do about them, youre ALL naive and dont worry, you wont go to hell, you will go nowhere. You will rot in the ground because there is no heaven and there is no god. You think god gives a rats ass about you, we are 1 planet in a solar system with in 1 galaxy out of billions. You don't matter at all. It is sick how YOU PEOPLE are so close-minded, its hilarious to read this crap when Im bored because of how retarded you all are. Jesus was hung at the cross because he was retarded and even the people 2 thousand years ago could tell that. So have fun with your close-minded, arrogont, and just plan wrong ideas and views of the world. By the way, GOBAMA. How many of you people are praying to jesus because a "nigra" and "liberal" is in the white house? you people are disguisting and should seriously take a step back in life, youre here for 70 years then you rot in the ground, and you choose to spend it wasting your time praying to the man in the sky thinking he cares about you. When you die your whole life will have been for nothing except for expressing hate towards others.

tl;dr

[PastrJoseph]

Re: Why you're retarded:

If you are reading this, you probably suffer from the downs syndrome, when your son dies because he has cancer or you die because you got in a car wreck, is it because youre a queer and god hates you? or is it because he doesn't exist and you're stupid. I believe its because he doesnt exist and you are wrong. You stereotype QUEERS and BLACKS and everyone, well guess what, they dont talk NEAR the crap about white people that you do about them, youre ALL naive and dont worry, you wont go to hell, you will go nowhere. You will rot in the ground because there is no heaven and there is no god. You think god gives a rats ass about you, we are 1 planet in a solar system with in 1 galaxy out of billions. You don't matter at all. It is sick how YOU PEOPLE are so close-minded, its hilarious to read this crap when Im bored because of how retarded you all are. Jesus was hung at the cross because he was retarded and even the people 2 thousand years ago could tell that. So have fun with your close-minded, arrogont, and just plan wrong ideas and views of the world. By the way, GOBAMA. How many of you people are praying to jesus because a "nigra" and "liberal" is in the white house? you people are disguisting and should seriously take a step back in life, youre here for 70 years then you rot in the ground, and you choose to spend it wasting your time praying to the man in the sky thinking he cares about you. When you die your whole life will have been for nothing except for expressing hate towards others.

You should join my church we take in people that have the right idea. You understand that religion was created just to give people unity and give reason to not fear death. We believe in living our lives right without the bible. You don't need paper that was created by 4 60 year old men on their spare time to be happy in life. We teach that all sexualities are welcome and what shocks me the most is one of my very good friends at the local shelter is flaming homosexual and is probably the happiest person i know. He gives quickies for free which in return makes me as happy as him. His name is Durel Jackson his name if anyone is interested in his services. He showed me that you dont have to be rich and have all the most amazing things in this world to be HAPPY. Black people are of course welcome as im sure you are a "nigra" yourself. PM me if you are interested

Pastor Joseph

[Nobar King]

Re: Why you're retarded:

That's a false church. You don't even read the Bible?

[PastrJoseph]

Re: Why you're retarded:

That's a false church. You don't even read the Bible?

My church doesnt exsist because YOU say it doesn't?

[Shinigami]

Re: Why you're retarded:

My church doesnt exsist because YOU say it doesn't?

Even a liberal Christian knows the Bible is the bedrock on which the Church (the true Church) is founded. Yours is one of a long list of heretical and blasphemous "churches" which was spoken of by Jesus and the Apostle Paul. In the book of Acts, chapter 20 and verse 29 it says:
For I know this, that after my departing shall grievous wolves enter in among you, not sparing the flock.
These words were written under the influence of the Holy Spirit, who guided the men who wrote the Bible. It was ultimately God Almighty who wrote the Bible and man who penned the books. You cannot deny God as the author.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Why you're retarded:

If you are reading this, you probably suffer from the downs syndrome. When your son dies because he has cancer or you die because you got in a car wreck, is it because you're a queer and God hates you or is it because he doesn't exist and you're stupid? I believe it's because he doesn't exist and you are wrong.

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Oddly enough, we have a near 0% deformity rate here in Freehold.

You stereotype QUEERS and BLACKS and everyone. Well, guess what? They dont talk NEAR the crap about white people that you do about them.

Stereotypes are based on what, Toby? Queers spread aids. Negroes steal, go to jail and don't support their children.

You're ALL naive, but don't worry, you won't go to hell. You will go nowhere.

I'm going to enjoy watching you try to steal pies from heaven as Satan torments you day and night.

You will rot in the ground, because there is no heaven and there is no God. You think God gives a rat's ass about you? We are one planet in a solar system with in one galaxy out of billions. You don't matter at all.

Yes, I know God cares about us. Read John 3:16, Tyrone.

It is sick how YOU PEOPLE are so close-minded, its hilarious to read this crap when I'm bored because of how retarded you all are.

Yet here you are. You read, you registered, you waited for the confirmation email and then you came here in a cloud satanic anger to tell us how horrible we were.

What does that say about you, Leroy?

Why are you calling us, "YOU PEOPLE"? Is it because you hate Christians or you think we are all white?

Jesus was hung at the cross because he was retarded and even the people two thousand years ago could tell that. So Have fun with your close-minded, arrogant, and just plain wrong ideas and views of the world.

It appears we have a true scholar in our midst. I would like to welcome Pastor Trolls!

By the way, GOBAMA. How many of you people are praying to Jesus because a "nigra" and "liberal" is in the White House? You people are disguisting and should seriously take a step back in life.

I pray to Jesus everyday. I pray especially hard because there is a nigra liberal in the former White House.

You're here for 70 years then you rot in the ground. and You choose to spend it wasting your time praying to the man in the sky thinking he cares about you. When you die your whole life will have been for nothing except for expressing hate towards others.

You're here for less than 40 years until some cop shoots you in a robbery or someone shanks you in prison, statiscally speaking.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Why you're retarded:

This is one of the worst "arguments" I've ever seen on here. The OP does not use any logic, nor back up his claims. All they are is unsubstantiated ad hominem attacks upon our dear Church. He repeatedly claims we are "retarded", yet does not show how.

It is obvious he is speaking purely from emotion and not using his rational brain. What he is really saying isn't intended to be insults towards us, but a cry for help for him. He is lashing out at us to get our attention. He so desperately wants to be Saved® by the blood of Jesus Christ. He wants to repent his homosexual deathstyle and embrace heterosexuality.

Why else would he throw a temper tantrum like this? It's a cry for help! Let us pray for this young man so that he can find Jesus.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Why you're retarded:

Hey, isn't a Shinigami some kind of pagan Japanese death god?

Don't be coming in here thinking you can spread your inscrutable oriental polytheistic paganism, Shinigami. We'll be watching you and noting your every move, if you get my meaning. And I think you do.

[Hansche]

Re: Why you're retarded:

Here are some facts for you concerning the point to be made for the less intelligent people. By the way, Levi, I know how to use spell check as well.

-The first recorded celebration of Christmas doesn't occur until 325 C.E., which coincides with that of a mystery cult solar deity honored in Rome at the time.

-The suggestion that the policy of celebrating Christian holidays on the days of pagan ones and building Christian churches on the sites of former pagan temples was meant to trick pagans into Christianity is insulting to everyone involved. Pagan people were not stupid. I just can't envision them nodding their heads like sheep as the Christian priest tells them "Oh, the new building? Never mind that. We just thought the place needed freshening up. Continue to worship as normal. Oh, but your gods now would just to just be called "God". You don't need to bother with all this Zeus and Hera stuff." Or in other words:

-1076 C.E., The Crusades? Spreading innocent blood over a false belief, good call.

-Here's something current: After lying low for a month, predominantly Christian rebels from the National Democratic Front of Bodoland rebels on Sunday gunned down 11 people and wounded nine others at Dhimajuli village in central Assamâ

So you guys should probably get your facts straight and quit believing in a bull-shit god. Just for your knowledge Levi, god was meant as a thing not a person so no capitalizing the g bitch.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Why you're retarded:

Here are some facts for you concerning the point to be made for the less intelligent people. By the way, Levi, I know how to use spell check as well.

The first recorded celebration of Christmas doesn't occur until 325 C.E., which coincides with that of a mystery cult solar deity honored in Rome at the time.

Every Biblical scholar knows Jesus was actually born in the spring time. But since we don't know the exact day, December 25 was designated as the day. Obviously we have to pick some day to celebrate our Savior's birth. What you say is no news to us.

The suggestion that the policy of celebrating Christian holidays on the days of pagan ones and building Christian churches on the sites of former pagan temples was meant to trick pagans into Christianity is insulting to everyone involved. Pagan people were not stupid. I just can't envision them nodding their heads like sheep as the Christian priest tells them "Oh, the new building? Never mind that. We just thought the place needed freshening up. Continue to worship as normal. Oh, but your gods now would just to just be called "God". You don't need to bother with all this Zeus and Hera stuff." Or in other words:

You don't think people that literally believed in half-man-half-goat gods (Pan) or goddesses born by the foams of the ocean waves in a shell (Aphrodite) weren't stupid? What kind of ridiculous nonsense is that? If people can believe such irrational things, why couldn't they believe the proven and rational fact that our Savior died and was resurrected from the dead three days later to preach and convert and then his body was lifted up into literal Heaven? Is that so hard to stomach?

-1076 C.E., The Crusades? Spreading innocent blood over a false belief, good call.

Catholics, end of story. No Baptists partook in the Crusades. It was simply an aggressive real estate venture on part of the Pope, nothing more nothing less.

-Here's something current: A

fter lying low for a month, predominantly Christian rebels from the National Democratic Front of Bodoland rebels on Sunday gunned down 11 people and wounded nine others at Dhimajuli village in central Assamâ

Praise Jesus! Why is it bad to kill those who mock God? If you've ever read the Bible, God commands death for many types of people who oppose Him. Why do you persecute these Bodoland rebels for simply following the Word of God? Are you racist against them just because they are negro? Yes, that's probably it.

So you guys should probably get your facts straight and quit believing in a bull-shit god. Just for your knowledge Levi, god was meant as a thing not a person so no capitalizing the g bitch.

If God is B.S., then explain how the Bible came to be? You can't. The fact that the Bible is here is proof of God. Yet you God-mocking atheists can't accept that you turn to desperate measures to test our faith. Guess what, buddy, it ain't working!

[F. Nietzsche]

Re: Why you're retarded:

Badly written rant removed

While I might agree with the points of this message, I must suggest that you logically and rationally back up your points rather than just jump from place to place without any real logic behind your, for lack of a better word, argument.

If perhaps you want to indicate WHY they are wrong, provide evidence, if you want to rant, then go elsewhere as it does nothing to try and convince people of your consistency and logic and makes you look like a fanatical idiot with no understanding of what you're trying to say. Reason and logic are what sets secularists apart, at least ideally. Screaming at people with poor grammar and bad syntax makes you look uneducated and badly read. If you cant bring reason to the table, dine elsewhere.

-Nietzsche

[FoundGirlJNB]

Re: Why you're retarded:

Jesus was hung at the cross because he was retarded and even the people 2 thousand years ago could tell that.

Oh dear! Buddy, you just earned yourself a special place in hell!! The one furthest away from God (which you don't realize now, but that is the worst place to be, but you will find out soon enough)!

I really truly deeply and honestly feel so bad for your soul. You will inflict enough pain on yourself in hell kicking your ignorant ass for being the true retard in not believing!

I hope when you die, a tree grows from your corps and they chop down that tree and print the KJV Bible on you (Dane Cook).