[Brother Temperance]

Re: The Ten Commandments(qustion)

George Bush has broken every commandment, so how does that make him our Godly President?

Double standards maybe?

To hell in a hand basket!

Brother James

Oh wouldn't you love to wear my dress!

I believe that, much like myself, OYK would love it far more if you faced up to his challenge. Show us the commandments, and list how GWB has broken them, or get back to North Korea so your Islamist comrades can shoot you for being the homo dog you are.

*Shudder*
Why does no one ever use the spellcheck?
Dose = A quantity measured out ie in medication e.g. 'She was given a dose of medicine for her headache'.

I believe that the misspelling in her post may not have been "dose" but "meditate". If her family do believe in medicating her up, it'd explain a lot.

[xtort (On Moderation)]

Re: The Ten Commandments(qustion)

I'm sorry that you love smilies, too.

Why not list the Ten Commandments for us, and tell US what you think?

We at Landover Baptist Church do not limit ourselves to the Ten Commandments; there are scores more in the Bible, and we follow every one. Do you?

Do you follow deuteronomy?

example:

If thou shalt hear say in one of thy cities, which the LORD thy God hath given thee to dwell there, saying,

13Certain men, the children of Belial, are gone out from among you, and have withdrawn the inhabitants of their city, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which ye have not known;
14Then shalt thou enquire, and make search, and ask diligently; and, behold, if it be truth, and the thing certain, that such abomination is wrought among you;
15Thou shalt surely smite the inhabitants of that city with the edge of the sword, destroying it utterly, and all that is therein, and the cattle thereof, with the edge of the sword.
16And thou shalt gather all the spoil of it into the midst of the street thereof, and shalt burn with fire the city, and all the spoil thereof every whit, for the LORD thy God: and it shall be an heap for ever; it shall not be built again.
17And there shall cleave nought of the cursed thing to thine hand: that the LORD may turn from the fierceness of his anger, and shew thee mercy, and have compassion upon thee, and multiply thee, as he hath sworn unto thy fathers; 18When thou shalt hearken to the voice of the LORD thy God, to keep all his commandments which I command thee this day, to do that which is right in the eyes of the LORD thy God.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: The Ten Commandments(qustion)

Do you follow deuteronomy?

We are also commanded by God to follow secular laws; therefore, we do not go out and stone homersexurals and witches in place where it is illegal.

I have yet to see any city founded of people who claimed to be Christian, then renounced their faith and chose another religion. Should such a thing happen within Freehold, where God's law is not questioned, then we would follow His instructions as you have noted.

[xtort (On Moderation)]

Re: The Ten Commandments(qustion)

Thank you for the clarification, I believe I understand your motives in a better light now.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: The Ten Commandments(qustion)

We are also commanded by God to follow secular laws; therefore, we do not go out and stone homersexurals and witches in place where it is illegal.

I have yet to see any city founded of people who claimed to be Christian, then renounced their faith and chose another religion. Should such a thing happen within Freehold, where God's law is not questioned, then we would follow His instructions as you have noted.

I do recall a fellow a few years back telling the newspapers that he'd left our church, and making all kinds of awful accusations against us. Of course, they would never print such nonsense, and he was found dead in his home shortly thereafter — beat himself to death with a crowbar. A sudden fit of shame must have seized him when he realized he was telling lies about God's Favorite Church, and I can't say I blame the guy.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: The Ten Commandments(qustion)

Thank you for the clarification, I believe I understand your motives in a better light now.

Our only motive is to follow every last bit of the Word of God, contained in the Holy KJV 1611 Bible.

If you'd like to learn a bit about how God wants us to punish people, I suggest this quiz. It's only 10 multiple-choice questions, and you get the answers with Scripture at the end.

[Hairy Homer]

Re: The Ten Commandments(qustion)

I was only being helpful.
Bad spelling makes one look like an uneducated simpleton, unless english is not your first language. You don't want to appear like a simpleton, now, do you?

Where is this spell-check thing. Are you sure that it's not a part of your browser. It's not on the forum. Not if you are using Opera, anyway.

[Nancy (Quarantined)]

Re: The Ten Commandments(qustion)

First of all, do you have your husband or father's permission to be in this Godly forum discussing Jesus? Your confusion stems from the sad fact that you Jesus made you a demale, and they are notoriously befuddled beings and need a Godly man to do their thinking.

1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

Have you renounced satan and his works? Have you dropped to your knees and begged Jesus to take over your life? Have you studied the Holy KJV1611 Bible from cover to cover? Have you stopped fornicating and committing whoredoms? Given up lezbeanism? Stopped worshiping satan? Learned to make a decent pot roast?

If the answer to all of those questions is an emphatic "YES!", then you are halfway there. You will need to contact our accountants by clicking on the Paypal button at the bottom of this page and set up your Tithing regimen.

The alternative is unthinkable. Better get busy!

Hmmm not right....you have to consider the times that Corinthians was written- It was written in a time when it was only the men that were literate and educated. If these women talked in church, it was a hinderance.But if they asked their husband at home, it wouldnt be a hinderance. Times have changed, and women are more educated nowadays.

[Nancy (Quarantined)]

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P.S. I am NOT "unsaved trash" btw.

[Deaner]

Re: The Ten Commandments(qustion)

P.S. I am NOT "unsaved trash" btw.

You haven't really convinced us with your first post friend.

Times have changed, and women are more educated nowadays.

Are you saying the Bible is some kind of useless, dated piece of crap??

[Nancy (Quarantined)]

Re: The Ten Commandments(qustion)

No, thats not what I think, but i do think that the context has to be taken into consideration.

You assumed I thought that, in which case I didn't.

But are you saying that women are stupid? Are you saying that men are better?

At least Christ treated women with dignity at a time when women were treated very badly.

Oh yes, you trying to say that women are not educated? A long time ago, that never happend. Women were to stay at home with family commitments, housework ect ect, whereas nowadays, they have jobs, and have education.

They are no less than any man.

[Nancy (Quarantined)]

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p.s.Is their any need in trying to convince you? in fact, you dont even know about all the special things that the Lord has given me.

be humble.

[Deaner]

Re: The Ten Commandments(qustion)

No, thats not what I think, but i do think that the context has to be taken into consideration.

Why would a book written by God (who is perfect) have to be deciphered? It's perfect the way it is. If God wanted to change things He'd just write another one and present homers, dykes and feminazis in a more positive light don't you think?

[Nancy (Quarantined)]

Re: The Ten Commandments(qustion)

it has to be deciphered because it can be misunderstood in some senses, yes the meanings are perfect and good, like God, but its all too easy to read it the wrong way.You have to understand it properly. If you do not know this by now, something is not right.

"homers, dykes and feminazis"- well I have a story about that-I had a friend who was attracted to other females. She used to be Christian, but she was torn between what she wanted, and what God wanted for her. She even tried to pursuede me to turn away from God, which failed. After a while, a lot of hassle, it ended up where I was praying for her to be saved, and that she wouldnt go back to having those type of relationships with other girls. She used to say that it didnt feel right with being straight .I didn't scream it to her face that she was "trash" as I assume now that you probably would have done, i didnt judge her, but God indeed did save her. She isnt trash now. I never once outcasted her for doing wrong.


Why do you outcast people? Why not pray for them instead of kicking them about? Or do you not know what praying is anymore, or doubt God's power?

[Talitha]

Re: The Ten Commandments(qustion)

it has to be deciphered because it can be misunderstood in some senses, yes the meanings are perfect and good, like God, but its all too easy to read it the wrong way.You have to understand it properly. If you do not know this by now, something is not right.

"homers, dykes and feminazis"- well I have a story about that-I had a friend who was attracted to other females. She used to be Christian, but she was torn between what she wanted, and what God wanted for her. She even tried to pursuede me to turn away from God, which failed. After a while, a lot of hassle, it ended up where I was praying for her to be saved, and that she wouldnt go back to having those type of relationships with other girls. She used to say that it didnt feel right with being straight .I didn't scream it to her face that she was "trash" as I assume now that you probably would have done, i didnt judge her, but God indeed did save her. She isnt trash now. I never once outcasted her for doing wrong.


Why do you outcast people? Why not pray for them instead of kicking them about? Or do you not know what praying is anymore, or doubt God's power?

Why do you hate your friend so much?
If you'd loved her as a friend you'd have kicked that evil Demon Outta her as soon as it arrived. What kind of person turns their back on another and lets them run the risk of getting a Gay Plague or some such Homer disease.
God Hates Homers.