[OnYourKnees]

Re: The Ten Commandments(qustion)

George Bush has broken every commandment, so how does that make him our Godly President?

Double standards maybe?

To hell in a hand basket!

Shrub-Botherer James

Kindly list the commandments and demonstrate how he broke each one, or admit to being a liar in a dress.

[Bozo James (On Moderation)]

Re: The Ten Commandments(qustion)

Oh wouldn't you love to wear my dress!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: The Ten Commandments(qustion)

Oh wouldn't you love to wear my dress!

Actually, I'm Landover's Official Clothing Flammability Tester. When you come to Freehold, I'll be happy to test your dress for fire retardance.

To make it more convenient for you, it is not required that you remove the dress for testing. (We've really streamlined the process!)

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: The Ten Commandments(qustion)

My husband is Luthren.



My family dose not "pray" they "meditate". And I don't own a bible, yet. one is coming in the mail. I just bought one yesterday.

And whats the difference between the Bible you mentioned and any Bible?

Alfreda

*Shudder*
Why does no one ever use the spellcheck?
Dose = A quantity measured out ie in medication e.g. 'She was given a dose of medicine for her headache'.
Does = Used in the following type of sentence e.g. 'she does not or he does not'.
And as a free extra:
Your= Possessive. Ie 'Is that your car?'
You're = You are.

[Alfreda]

Re: The Ten Commandments(qustion)

*Shudder*
Why does no one ever use the spellcheck?
Dose = A quantity measured out ie in medication e.g. 'She was given a dose of medicine for her headache'.
Does = Used in the following type of sentence e.g. 'she does not or he does not'.
And as a free extra:
Your= Possessive. Ie 'Is that your car?'
You're = You are.

Sorry! I'll never do it again.
Oh My Gosh. I miss spelled one word and you freak out, ops two.


Alfreda

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: The Ten Commandments(qustion)

Sorry! I'll never do it again.
Oh My Gosh. I miss spelled one word and you freak out, ops two.


Alfreda

I was only being helpful.
Bad spelling makes one look like an uneducated simpleton, unless english is not your first language. You don't want to appear like a simpleton, now, do you?

[Alfreda]

Re: The Ten Commandments(qustion)

I was only being helpful.
Bad spelling makes one look like an uneducated simpleton, unless english is not your first language. You don't want to appear like a simpleton, now, do you?

No, I don't want to look like that. I'm sorry for ranting at you.


Alfreda

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: The Ten Commandments(qustion)

That's not a problem.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: The Ten Commandments(qustion)

Sorry! I'll never do it again.
Oh My Gosh. I miss spelled one word and you freak out, ops two.


Alfreda

Apparently, you used the "sarcasm" emoticon appropriately.

Congratulations!

Now, how's that Bible studying coming along? How did you do on the quizzes?

[Alfreda]

Re: The Ten Commandments(qustion)

Now, how's that Bible studying coming along? How did you do on the quizzes?

I'm reading the bible first. Because if I take the tests now I'll fail. Because I don't know enough.

I found the King James Version (KJV) of 1611 on the internet. And am reading the first 3 chapters today. I'll read about 3 chapters a day, until I finish.


Alfreda

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The Ten Commandments(qustion)

I'm reading the bible first. Because if I take the tests now I'll fail. Because I don't know enough.

I found the King James Version (KJV) of 1611 on the internet. And am reading the first 3 chapters today. I'll read about 3 chapters a day, until I finish.


Alfreda

Excellent friend, then you are well on your way to understand THE TRUTH about Christianity.

So Alfreda, what is your favorite passage so far?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: The Ten Commandments(qustion)

I'm reading the bible first. Because if I take the tests now I'll fail. Because I don't know enough.

I found the King James Version (KJV) of 1611 on the internet. And am reading the first 3 chapters today. I'll read about 3 chapters a day, until I finish.


Alfreda

Oh, Alfreda, the quizzes don't cover every verse! They just hit the high points. Each quiz is only 10 multiple choice questions, and you get the answers (with relevant Scripture) at the end! Some of them are lots of fun, too. Just look at this one! God's Holy Hijinks Quiz!

When I was first coming to Jesus, I used Landover quizzes (from their correspondence school, this was a while ago!) to help guide my studies. They're a wonderful tool!

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: The Ten Commandments(qustion)

Personally, I think we in the western world are living in a society in which a brainwashing, violent, judgemental, racist, homophobic, demeaning and overall unpleasant religion has the unfortunate majority of people believing in it. Can you guess what that religion is?
Why, xtianity of course.

RVH, today my faith was challenged when I was violently and viciously rebuked for asking a question about the sexual orientation of a Senior Member. My experience in life has been that the more vigorous that denials are is directly proportional to the actual ugly truth.

It gives me pause and causes me to reevaluate peaceful wickers. I still want to find Jesus and hope to do that here.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: The Ten Commandments(qustion)

RVH, today my faith was challenged when I was violently and viciously rebuked for asking a question about the sexual orientation of a Senior Member. My experience in life has been that the more vigorous that denials are is directly proportional to the actual ugly truth.

It gives me pause and causes me to reevaluate peaceful wickers. I still want to find Jesus and hope to do that here.

I must have missed that. Why were you making Homersexural advances on one of our Pastors?

By the way, we have no "Senior Member" designation here. Pastors are Admins. And contrary to your apparent belief, ALL of our Pastors -- even Enobarbarus, despite his lusty avatar photo -- are hetrosexual, just as God commands!

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: The Ten Commandments(qustion)

I must have missed that. Why were you making Homersexural advances on one of our Pastors?

By the way, we have no "Senior Member" designation here. Pastors are Admins. And contrary to your apparent belief, ALL of our Pastors -- even Enobarbarus, despite his lusty avatar photo -- are hetrosexual, just as God commands!

I made no Homersexual advances. While it is well known that all Catholic priests are Homers it is harder to determine the Homers among the Baptist pastors.

It is an eternal vigil to remove all Homers from existence and send them to Hell. Some are harder to find than others. and all are the Great Deceiver.