What is an Atheist?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: What is an Atheist?

"The Bible teaches love, patience, and seeking the welfare of others"

So why do not Baptists practice the love , patience and welfare of other without judging?

Are we not? Try you nancy boy routine in a False Christian forum and see how quick they ban you. No friend, we love YOU as Jesus commands. We will help you to learn to hate yourself so you can accept Christ as your personal Savior. PRAISE!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: What is an Atheist?

So why do not Baptists practice the love , patience and welfare of other without judging?

Because God COMMAND us to judge! Why shouldn't we judge? For we are not afraid to be judged according to our righteousness!

You want us to help you and hold your hand but you don't even want to help yourself by accepting Jesus?
We won't help you to sin if that's what you want, but we will help you gain the greatest gift possible:
Eternal life in Jesus Christ.

[Bozo James]

Re: What is an Atheist?

"The Bible teaches love, patience, and seeking the welfare of others"

So why do not Baptists practice the love , patience and welfare of other without judging?

[Talitha]

Mark16: 15-16
And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.
He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.


What is an Atheist?

Atheists try and hide themselves among normal Christian people so you have to be on the look-out if you want to see one. Here are some pointers:

* They usually suffer from an abnormal delusion brought on by depression or anxiety because they are Sodomites or Child Molesters. so be on the lookout for unhappy people.

* Many Atheists are posessed by Demons and are doing the work of Satan. Check the back of the neck or head for marks of Satan.

* Atheists believe that abortion is right. Hang out near Abortion Clinics if you really want to see one.

* Atheists are usually Communists. Communists are usually Atheists. Speaks for itself, look what Communism did for Russia

* If you are in the Armed Forces, Pray you are not in the Foxhole next to an Atheist. They don't have God on their side, so you may end up taking the Shrapnel when one of them gets blown to pieces by a Shell.

* The Bible teaches love, patience, and seeking the welfare of others even when it might harm the Christian.
Instead, since the great majority of atheists are evolutionists, their morality, like evolution is the product of purely natural and random processes that become self serving.

* Athists are Demoncrats.

What to do if you see one?

* If you are a Child, under no circumstances should you approach it. Run for a Parent or Pastor.

* Resist the temptation to shoot or beat them. Being simple-minded they usually take quite a while to realise they have been found out.

* Advanced Witnessing techniques are required to deal with one. Do not attempt to talk to it if you are alone or are not familiar with these advanced techniques. get a Pastor immediately.



..............................A Typical Atheist.................................................. ......................A typical True Christian™





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