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  • SalvationSeeker
    True Christian™ Theologian
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2006
    • 3892

    #16
    Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

    Originally posted by Lil_Lolita_Girl21 View Post
    and i already gave Satan his basket!!! it had chocolate in it!!!!!!
    I know very well what "basket" and "chocolate" means in ebonics..
    Stop being so disgusting...
    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
    Proverbs 9:12-13

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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708

      #17
      Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

      Poor basket full of kitties. That depraved witch is going to eat them.
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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #18
        Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

        Originally posted by Lil_Lolita_Girl21 View Post
        in answer to my own question, they are fiction!! Vampires are simply characters from some people's unbelieve and genius imagination!!!!!
        Why can't you learn to write proper? Sistah Latifah has learnt to overcome her handicap and write in a way that is perfectly possible for proper people to understand, so why can't you do the same?
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • H. Montague Worthington
          True Christian™ Entrepreneur
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2716

          #19
          Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

          I think it's disgusting that lesbians like Lil_Lolita_Girl21 come here and flaunt their lesbianism to recruit other lesbians for their lesbian trysts. And trying to recruit our churchgoing completely heterosexual lovely ladies of Landover into the Lesbian Lifestyle is absolutely disgusting. I'll bet she has extremely short hair, watches the WNBA, and wears flannel shirts.

          But back to the point, there is no such thing as vampires. There is not one mention of vampires in the Bible. But that doesn't stop the hateful lefties from dipicting Our Wise and Absolutely Competent Commander-in-Chief as one....



          DISGUSTING!
          Last edited by H. Montague Worthington; 05-11-2007, 05:11 PM.

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          • Lady Sorrow
            Godly woman
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2006
            • 87

            #20
            Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

            Why is there even a topic about this? Anyone who thinks they are a vampire is clearly on the fast bus to the down below. And quite clearly rode the short bus during their lifetime!

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            • Lunadea
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Nov 2006
              • 69

              #21
              Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

              Originally posted by Lady Sorrow View Post
              Why is there even a topic about this? Anyone who thinks they are a vampire is clearly on the fast bus to the down below. And quite clearly rode the short bus during their lifetime!
              I can't agree with the short bus bit Miss Sorrow. I'd say its more like they have forgotten to take their pills.

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              • Virginia Day Templeton
                Christ's Battle Axe
                 
                • Dec 2006
                • 2827

                #22
                Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

                Originally posted by Lunadea View Post
                I can't agree with the short bus bit Miss Sorrow. I'd say its more like they have forgotten to take their pills.
                STOP IT! As her user title states, Lady Sorrow is a Godly woman and your attempts to coo sweet nothings at her in order to lure her into your dungeon of desire are falling on deaf ears.

                She is correct, though, about vampire myths being pure baloney. There's more evidence for the existence of Cthulhu -- indeed, a great deal more -- than there is to support that ridiculous Eurofag spook story. (Of course, it's no less credible than Islam, Boodistry, Catholicism, or any other ridiculous cult).
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                • SayvedByTheLord
                  Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2007
                  • 3151

                  #23
                  Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

                  Originally posted by Lil_Lolita_Girl21 View Post
                  okay to verify what you people have to say about me (and yes i know i'm going to hell) Do you really believe vampires are real????
                  Apparently the Disney Channel does.....
                  EPISODE GUIDE SHOW TITLE: The Little Vampire (PG **) CATEGORY: Action / Ad SYNOPSIS: Misunderstood vampires enlist a California boy living in Scotland to help them retrieve an amulet that will make them human. Based on the Angela Sommer-Bodenburg books. DATE / TIME: May 12: 9:00PM RATING: PG ** NOTES: English


                  Leviticus 26:27-29

                  27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                  28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                  29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                  • Goatski
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Apr 2007
                    • 123

                    #24
                    Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

                    Originally posted by Lil_Lolita_Girl21 View Post
                    okay to verify what you people have to say about me (and yes i know i'm going to hell) Do you really believe vampires are real????
                    As a magician I have dealt with my fair share of vampires in the astral dimension. Vampires are the cast off personas of the deceased who wish to indefinitely prolong their afterlife. When a normal person dies their consciousness departs and the persona of the life they just lived slowly decay within the astral dimension, which is the environment that dreams take place in. We call these personas ghosts when they have enough power to manifest in the physical. But some have a higher degree of consciousness in life so that the persona also has more conscious and realizes it has passed on and comes out of the dream state. They feed on the life energy of others to compensate for their own slow decay.

                    I know for a fact that Dick Cheney is a vampire of the blood sucking order. He drinks the blood of prepubescent virgins and eats unborn fetuses to attain immortality. Dick Cheney is 8,056 years old, people.



                    Why do you really think he goes to Iraq? To get to the children and injured pregnant woman in the hospitals. This war has guaranteed him a constant supply of blood. Notice he hasn't had in heart attacks in awhile?

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                    • OnYourKnees
                      On Extended Furlough
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 4729

                      #25
                      Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

                      What a joy, Doug Henning, the magician, here in our very own Forum!

                      I was so sad to see that you lost your audience to that flashy David Copperfield. Unfortunately, I see he stole your sanity, as well.

                      Even if Dick Cheney were a vampire -- and I believe you have him confused with perennial leech Al "Where's My Welfare Check" Sharpton, by the way -- he couldn't be 8,056 years old. The Earth is only 6,000 years old.

                      Please do not besmirch the reputation of our Godly Vice President by calling him a millenia-old fictitious undead creature. Thanks!

                      Oh, and you may wish to visit the Introduction section under General Church Fellowship, and introduce yourself. Or you can wait until the Pastors come and yell at you, whichever.
                      Last edited by OnYourKnees; 05-13-2007, 12:22 AM.

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #26
                        Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

                        Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                        Apparently the Disney Channel does.....
                        So? The Disney Channel also believes that sodomites deserve human rights.
                        Originally posted by Goetien View Post
                        As a magician I have dealt with my fair share of vampires in the astral dimension. Vampires are the cast off personas of the deceased who wish to indefinitely prolong their afterlife. When a normal person dies their consciousness departs and the persona of the life they just lived slowly decay within the astral dimension, which is the environment that dreams take place in. We call these personas ghosts when they have enough power to manifest in the physical. But some have a higher degree of consciousness in life so that the persona also has more conscious and realizes it has passed on and comes out of the dream state. They feed on the life energy of others to compensate for their own slow decay.
                        Sorry, friend, but this is a True Christian™ forum. I don't know if you're an Anglican or what, but your Episcopalian nonsense is not welcome here!
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • Rachael Van Helsing
                          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5131

                          #27
                          Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          So? The Disney Channel also believes that sodomites deserve human rights.

                          Sorry, friend, but this is a True Christian™ forum. I don't know if you're an Anglican or what, but your Episcopalian nonsense is not welcome here!
                          I think it's a misspelling of 'Goetian'. I do believe this one calls themselves a ceremonial magician. Such can be a most impolite breed in a few different ways.
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                          • Goatski
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Apr 2007
                            • 123

                            #28
                            Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

                            Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                            What a joy, Doug Henning, the magician, here in our very own Forum!

                            I was so sad to see that you lost your audience to that flashy David Copperfield. Unfortunately, I see he stole your sanity, as well.

                            Even if Dick Cheney were a vampire -- and I believe you have him confused with perennial leech Al "Where's My Welfare Check" Sharpton, by the way -- he couldn't be 8,056 years old. The Earth is only 6,000 years old.

                            Please do not besmirch the reputation of our Godly Vice President by calling him a millenia-old fictitious undead creature. Thanks!

                            Oh, and you may wish to visit the Introduction section under General Church Fellowship, and introduce yourself. Or you can wait until the Pastors come and yell at you, whichever.
                            So you believe in angels, giants, evil spirits, thaurmagist, sorcerors, magicians(yes, your bible mentions magicians), necromancers, talking donkeys, dragons, talking snakes, zombies, unicorns, giant sea monsters(leviathan), and dinosaurs in human times(behemoths), and yet the idea of a vampire - a life-force drinking "evil spirit" is out of the question?

                            Dick Cheney has been alive since before your god, El(the planet Saturn) was even known. 7,991 years of which as a vampire.

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                            • OnYourKnees
                              On Extended Furlough
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 4729

                              #29
                              Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

                              Originally posted by Goetien View Post
                              So you believe in angels, giants, evil spirits, thaurmagist, sorcerors, magicians(yes, your bible mentions magicians), necromancers, talking donkeys, dragons, talking snakes, zombies, unicorns, giant sea monsters(leviathan), and dinosaurs in human times(behemoths), and yet the idea of a vampire - a life-force drinking "evil spirit" is out of the question?

                              Dick Cheney has been alive since before your god, El(the planet Saturn) was even known. 7,991 years of which as a vampire.
                              Again, you have Dick Cheney confused with Al Sharpton.

                              However, if that were the case, God would have written about vampires in the Bible. Silly man.

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                              • Brother Temperance
                                Senior Usher
                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                A very nice young man
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15621

                                #30
                                Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

                                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                I think it's a misspelling of 'Goetian'. I do believe this one calls themselves a ceremonial magician. Such can be a most impolite breed in a few different ways.
                                So does he worship goats, or just sodomise them.
                                Originally posted by Goetien View Post
                                So you believe in angels, giants, evil spirits, thaurmagist, sorcerors, magicians(yes, your bible mentions magicians), necromancers, talking donkeys, dragons, talking snakes, zombies, unicorns, giant sea monsters(leviathan), and dinosaurs in human times(behemoths), and yet the idea of a vampire - a life-force drinking "evil spirit" is out of the question?
                                Yes. Do you believe in machines that can fly through the sky, and machines that can show pictures of things happening on the other side of the world, but not time machines? Do you reject the infinite love of our Lord Jesus Christ, and prefer to stake your immortal soul on some kind of unspeakably dodgy goat-based rituals?
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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