Are all Juggalosers retarded, or just lazy?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Submitted for your consideration:

1. Juggalosers cannot speak or write in English. Proof:

ima juggalo an i think it is just wrong to degrate us bc we wear tha hachetman an we listen to there music an ima say piffle yea i luv being a juggalo bc its who i am we dont care what ppl say about us an we dont go around raging war agenst other gangs....WE R NOT A GANG. we live 4 each other an if nesacery die 4 each other. thats jus who we r. so STOP actin like ur better than us god made us all the same so jus stop. i personaly think that juggaloism is the next best thing. an when we die we go 2 shangi-la...juggalo heaven. icp an pyhcopathic records r all religous if u dont belive me listen to thy unviling it says that we follow god an we live 4 the carnival so peace out
< thats very baptist.....not
p.s. stop hating on ppl u dont no
-JUGGALO_SIN

2. Juggalosers claim their cult is non-violent, when the song "What is a Juggalo" clearly demonstrates that they are white trash "rebels without a clue" who are jealous of those who have what they lack.

3. Juggalosers refuse to better themselves or get an education, because that would be "gay". So, they are self-destructive.

Are they retarded, or just lazy?

[Nobar King]

Re: Are all Juggalosers retarded, or just lazy?

Juggalos are just idiots. They're sheep who need someone to follow, and they were unfortunate enough to latch on to the ICP.

And, NO, you can't be Baptized with Faygo.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are all Juggalosers retarded, or just lazy?

They're all queers, I know that.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Are all Juggalosers retarded, or just lazy?

I do believe Juggalosers have the worst command of the American language than anyone else. Worse than hip-hop rappers, kids with Down's Syndrome, and even dogs that talk. I think it's stupidity more so than laziness. They are the type of people that don't graduate high school, get picked on by normal people, and live in trailers. Insane Clown Posse are absolutely brilliant businessmen who capitalized on these people. They saw a market of depressed, violent, unskilled, uneducated losers who needed someone to follow. ICP stepped in, created their clown personas, and the rest is history.

Here's just a random sample of some of the language-butchering from these Juggalosers from our Juggalo - Another False Religion thread...

This person's writing was so atrocious a mod had to "clean it up".

ima I'm a juggalo and i I think it is just wrong to degrate degrade us bc because we wear tha the hachetman and we listen to there their music and ima I want to say piffle yea you. i I luv love being a juggalo bc because it's who i I am. we We don't care what ppl people say about us and we don't go around raging waging war agenst against other gangs....WE ARE NOT A GANG. we We live 4 for each other and if nesacery necessary die 4 for each other. thats That's just who we are. so So STOP acting like you're better than us. god God made us all the same, so just stop. i I personally think that juggaloism is the next best thing. an And when we die we go 2 to shangri-la ... (juggalo heaven). icp and pyhcopathic psychopathic records are all religious. if If you don't believe me listen to thy unveiling. it It says that we follow god God and we live 4 for the carnival, so peace out.
< thats That's very baptist Baptist.....not
p.s. stop Stop hating on people you don't know.
-JUGGALO_SIN

Another thing about Juggalos is they are woefully ignorant of the Bible. Pretty much every Juggalo in the thread says "The Bible says not to judge", and as we all know, is 100% un-true. Some even go so far as to claim they are Christian, but it's clear from their writing that they have never cracked open a Bible in their life. They also have no qualms about joining some circus cult either.