Satan's Latest Tricks

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Brothers and sisters in Christ, I thought that I'd establish this thread, the better to track and expose the most recent trickery that satan has gotten up to. He is a slippery character, and I hope that other True Christians™ will feel free to post examples of demonic devices here as they are uncovered. I look forward to your contributions.

Today I would like to bring to your attention THIS wildly satanic website, designed with only one goal in mind: to lure empty-headed young girls into the worship of satan under the guise of "the goddess".

This site teaches these impressionable femalechildren that they should "identify with" one of the blatantly lezbean cartoon girls, and then follow their link to a page filled with incantations and spells glorifying satan.

Please avoid this site whenever possible, otherwise your immortal soul will be in jeopardy. There are dozens of other evil sites on goddess worship, but it just breaks my heart that satan would target children as well....

[Miss Hikari]

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Brothers and sisters in Christ, I thought that I'd establish this thread, the better to track and expose the most recent trickery that satan has gotten up to. He is a slippery character, and I hope that other True Christians™ will feel free to post examples of demonic devices here as they are uncovered. I look forward to your contributions.

Today I would like to bring to your attention THIS wildly satanic website, designed with only one goal in mind: to lure empty-headed young girls into the worship of satan under the guise of "the goddess".

This site teaches these impressionable femalechildren that they should "identify with" one of the blatantly lezbean cartoon girls, and then follow their link to a page filled with incantations and spells glorifying satan.

Please avoid this site whenever possible, otherwise your immortal soul will be in jeopardy. There are dozens of other evil sites on goddess worship, but it just breaks my heart that satan would target children as well....

If anything it's more like female empowerment than goddess worship... I think the site is a good influence.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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If anything it's more like female empowerment than goddess worship... I think the site is a good influence.

Really now? What part of it's so good? The part where they spit in God's face, or the part where they defy His design for womanhood? I know you're nothing more than a Godless chink, but really now, do you not have the smallest scrap of morality left?

[Sailor Chaos (On Moderation)]

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Tricks? Can he like, juggle or cartwheel?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Really now? What part of it's so good? The part where they spit in God's face, or the part where they defy His design for womanhood? I know you're nothing more than a Godless chink, but really now, do you not have the smallest scrap of morality left?

What's wrong with our girls having a strong sense of self-esteem and empowetnment?

[roserougesang]

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I second Dances With Joy on that point. What's wrong with that?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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What's wrong with our girls having a strong sense of self-esteem and empowetnment?

I second Dances With Joy on that point. What's wrong with that?

Well if any of you empty-headed females can find even a hint of that ridiculous idea in the Holy Word of God, I'll go along with that. Otherwise, you're all sunk.

Jesus has a plan for us, and even you addle-brained girls.

Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

Ephesians 5:22-24
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

Colossians 3:18
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

1 Peter 3:1
Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.

I see alot about subjection, but nothing about "empowetnment". Now shut your cake holes and run a fetch me a sandwich and a cold beer. Chop chop Hop-sing!

[roserougesang]

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Fetch your own food and drink, you misogynistic True Christian pig.

[Miss Hikari]

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Fetch your own food and drink, you misogynistic True Christian pig.

Quoted for Truth. Or better yet, get all of us (roserougegang, Dances with Joy and me) some.

[Brother Temperance]

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If anything it's more like female empowerment than goddess worship... I think the site is a good influence.

That demonic site reminds me of the saying "women hold up half the sky." Do you know who said that? It was none other than your Chink idol, Mao Tse-Tsung, who was responsible for the deaths of over 45 million Godless little yellow Chinamen. Do you see? Once you start trying to achieve female empowerment, it's only a matter of time before you're killing millions of unsaved little ornamental folk. So why not give up on your deranged murderous feminist project and get right with Christ right now?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Well if any of you empty-headed females can find even a hint of that ridiculous idea in the Holy Word of God, I'll go along with that. Otherwise, you're all sunk.

Jesus has a plan for us, and even you addle-brained girls.

Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

My household is run on the basis of total equality, and we don'thave any kids.

1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

The head of this woman is at the top of her neck.

1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

The spiritual organizations to which I belong ordain women as ministers.

Ephesians 5:22-24
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

Colossians 3:18
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

I am submissive to nobody.

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

See replies above.

1 Peter 3:1
Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.

See replies above.

I see alot about subjection, but nothing about "empowetnment". Now shut your cake holes and run a fetch me a sandwich and a cold beer. Chop chop Hop-sing!

When you see me with an apron and an order pad, you can assume I'm a waitress. Or, if I happen to already be in the kitchen, and you ask POLITELY, I'll bring it when I come back your way. Otherwise, get your own damn beer.

[Sailor Chaos (On Moderation)]

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Ooh. What kind of sandwhiches are we talking about here? And Joy, if you are in the kitchen, could you please bring me one? Thankies

[Brother Temperance]

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The spiritual organizations to which I belong ordain women as ministers.

Friend, neither Bob Dobbs nor the Flying Spaghetti Monster can offer you eternal salvation. Only a proper Church can do that.

I am submissive to nobody.

How arrogant are you? I can't wait to see you finally meet your Maker, and see how long you can keep up your feminazi pose towards Our Lord.

[Deaner]

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When you see me with an apron and an order pad, you can assume I'm a waitress. Otherwise, get your own damn beer.

hmmm. If I see you with a black eye I'll assume your husband has corrected you. Is it really such a problem to fetch your man a beer when he tells you to?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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hmmm. If I see you with a black eye I'll assume your husband has corrected you. Is it really such a problem to fetch your man a beer when he tells you to?

He would never raise his hand to me, and if he wants something from me, he asks politely for it, as do I when I want something from him. Neither of us TELLS the other what to do.