Jehovah's witness

[Girl For God]

I was wondering exactly what is a Jehovah's witness? What do they believe? I know Jehova means God, did they witness God do something? This is very confusing.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I was wondering exactly what is a Jehovah's witness? What do they believe? I know Jehova means God, did they witness God do something? This is very confusing.

Go to a Jehovah's Witless board and ask them. THIS is Landover Baptist Forum, GOD'S Favorite. All we know about them is that they are all going to HELL for worshiping a false god!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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The Joe Hovey's Wetnesses are Christian in name only. They reject the Holy Trinity, have rewritten the Bible to remove all mention of that holy doctrine, and believe that Jesus is the same as either the Archangel Michael or Abaddon. They also have been wrong repeatedly about the end of the world, and we know what the Bible says about prophets who get even one prophecy wrong:

Deut. 18:20-22: But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or that shall speak in the name of other gods, even that prophet shall die. And if thou say in thine heart, How shall we know the word which the LORD hath not spoken? When a prophet speaketh in the name of the LORD, if the thing follow not, nor come to pass, that [is] the thing which the LORD hath not spoken, [but] the prophet hath spoken it presumptuously: thou shalt not be afraid of him.

Disclaimer: The Bible also says that we must follow secular law. I'm just saying how God really feels about them.

[Girl For God]

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The Joe Hovey's Wetnesses are Christian in name only. They reject the Holy Trinity, have rewritten the Bible to remove all mention of that holy doctrine, and believe that Jesus is the same as either the Archangel Michael or Abaddon. They also have been wrong repeatedly about the end of the world, and we know what the Bible says about prophets who get even one prophecy wrong:

Deut. 18:20-22: But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or that shall speak in the name of other gods, even that prophet shall die. And if thou say in thine heart, How shall we know the word which the LORD hath not spoken? When a prophet speaketh in the name of the LORD, if the thing follow not, nor come to pass, that [is] the thing which the LORD hath not spoken, [but] the prophet hath spoken it presumptuously: thou shalt not be afraid of him.

Disclaimer: The Bible also says that we must follow secular law. I'm just saying how God really feels about them.

Thank you for explaining it to me Pastor. Now I understand

[SUV]

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They Believe that if a Child is holding a 'Smurf' in their Church, the Smurf will burst into flames and run down the aisle, screaming.

[Girl For God]

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Go to a Jehovah's Witless board and ask them. THIS is Landover Baptist Forum, GOD'S Favorite. All we know about them is that they are all going to HELL for worshiping a false god!

Miss, have you been to the GODHATESHRIMP.COM website?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Moderator note: I have split off a bunch of irrelevant twaddle into a separate thread.

[BillSattler]

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Miss, have you been to the GODHATESHRIMP.COM website?

Why would you come stolling on into Gods Favorite Church and post a link that is misspelled? Do you hate God?

[Marshall]

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This is why I prefer living on a gated property with my own kind. No pussyfied flatlanders coming by preaching about their ridiculous cult on my front veranda. That is very annoying.

[Hank]

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Jehova's Witlesses are fair game if they have entered your property and you have whispered from behind the door to leave. At that point your life is in jeopardy and use of lethal force may be appropriate in some states.

[Marshall]

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Ha ha if they can make it to my front door then I will listen to whatever they have to say!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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There is a wonderful video series on Youtube entitled "How to Witness to a Jehovah's Witness." I highly recommend them.

[TC Patriot]

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The Joe Hovey's Wetnesses are Christian in name only. They reject the Holy Trinity, have rewritten the Bible to remove all mention of that holy doctrine, and believe that Jesus is the same as either the Archangel Michael or Abaddon. They also have been wrong repeatedly about the end of the world, and we know what the Bible says about prophets who get even one prophecy wrong:

Deut. 18:20-22: But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or that shall speak in the name of other gods, even that prophet shall die. And if thou say in thine heart, How shall we know the word which the LORD hath not spoken? When a prophet speaketh in the name of the LORD, if the thing follow not, nor come to pass, that [is] the thing which the LORD hath not spoken, [but] the prophet hath spoken it presumptuously: thou shalt not be afraid of him.

Disclaimer: The Bible also says that we must follow secular law. I'm just saying how God really feels about them.

This is a prime example of why LBC is the only True Christian Church. Our Pastors know the Word, preach the Word, teach the Word and follow the Word! That is what makes LBC a True Christian church and it's members True Christians.