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  • Kazoo
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    • Jun 2007
    • 204

    #16
    Re: PETArds!

    But they do anyway! And besides, it's humorous and pokes fun at PETArds at the same time. ^.^

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    • Blind leading the blind
      Unsaved Trash
      Filthy demon-possessed minion of Satan
      using different names.
      Aka: AncientFireRisen, etc, put on moderation
      at first sign of demons manifesting themselves
      • Jun 2007
      • 240

      #17
      Re: PETArds!

      That's just sad....

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      • SinisterPizza
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        • Mar 2007
        • 273

        #18
        Re: PETArds!

        Praise The Lord for Bird Sanctuary's
        I've seen that picture before....those are birds? Jeez, that's a lot of birds! Oh look, and they're giving the 'bird' as well.

        Yes, let's dress up in army-patterned snow pants and arrange about 1000 dead pigeons in the sand...

        ....and they say we have no life lol

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #19
          Re: PETArds!

          Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
          I've seen that picture before....those are birds? Jeez, that's a lot of birds! Oh look, and they're giving the 'bird' as well.

          Yes, let's dress up in army-patterned snow pants and arrange about 1000 dead pigeons in the sand...

          ....and they say we have no life lol
          Fun fact: Did you know that pigeons are mentioned 12 times in the Holy Bible, and each time it's in connection with slaughtering them for the Glory of God? I love God's word, I really do.

          And UnableToEatPizza, shouldn't you be in jail by now? I hear the foie gras is meant to be pretty good in there. Either way, your moronic cult certainly seems to be dying out, and good riddance.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • SinisterPizza
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            • Mar 2007
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            #20
            Re: PETArds!

            Very funnyold :p I can eat pizza, It's not as if I'm allergic. The 'sinister' is actually the name of one of the pizzas at Hell Pizza in NZ. You'd hate the place

            Fun fact: Did you know that pigeons are mentioned 12 times in the Holy Bible, and each time it's in connection with slaughtering them for the Glory of God? I love God's word, I really do.
            Personally, I think pigeons are one of the cutest things, I don't live in the city, so I really rarely get to see them, they're adorable, they remind me of doves...which are also mentioned in the Bible I believe...I'm not sure if they are sacrificed though, I seemed to have missed Animal Sacrifice 101....

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #21
              Re: PETArds!

              Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
              Very funnyold :p I can eat pizza, It's not as if I'm allergic. The 'sinister' is actually the name of one of the pizzas at Hell Pizza in NZ. You'd hate the place

              Personally, I think pigeons are one of the cutest things, I don't live in the city, so I really rarely get to see them, they're adorable, they remind me of doves...which are also mentioned in the Bible I believe...I'm not sure if they are sacrificed though, I seemed to have missed Animal Sacrifice 101....
              They're also quite delicious.

              What do you think Vice president Cheney was bagging when that idiot stepped right in front of his shotgun?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #22
                Re: PETArds!

                Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
                Very funnyold :p I can eat pizza, It's not as if I'm allergic.
                No, you're just mentally crippled as a result of Communist propaganda.
                The 'sinister' is actually the name of one of the pizzas at Hell Pizza in NZ. You'd hate the place
                Not nearly as much as you'll hate Hell when you're burning in it as a result of mixing Peter Singer up with God and Barry Horne with Jesus Christ!
                Personally, I think pigeons are one of the cutest things, I don't live in the city, so I really rarely get to see them, they're adorable, they remind me of doves...
                Lucky you. They remind everyone else of rats with wings and deformed feet as a result of standing around in their own faeces for too long. The only benefit of living in a pigeon-infested city is the chuckles they provide when one of them gets hit by a car (which happens quite frequently, since they're among the dumbest animals on this earth, like an avian equivalent of that Jabber Masher boy.)
                which are also mentioned in the Bible I believe...I'm not sure if they are sacrificed though, I seemed to have missed Animal Sacrifice 101....
                Actually, there's remarkably little dove-butchery in God's Word, although what discussion there is of doves is quite fascinating.

                Hosea 7:11 Ephraim also is like a silly dove without heart: they call to Egypt, they go to Assyria.

                Would you ever think of insulting someone by comparing them to a silly dove with no heart? I doubt it. That's one of the many reasons why God's God and you're not.

                2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.

                I don't really think there's anything I can add to this. PRAISE JESUS!
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • SinisterPizza
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                  • Mar 2007
                  • 273

                  #23
                  Re: PETArds!

                  Barry Horne
                  Quick question...who the bloody heck is Barry Horne? Peter Singer is a known name in AR circle, but that one I've never heard of.

                  loving Live Earth...brilliant music...LBC would be against Live Earth I suppose? I've been watching the whole thing, it's over, just re-plays now, but I can still hear it

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                  • angelique_of_the_damned44
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                    • Jun 2007
                    • 48

                    #24
                    Re: PETArds!

                    I missed the concert on TV because I had to run some errands, but the local radio station here was playing clips from it, though. It sounds like it was awesome.
                    The Lord is my shepherd: I shall not want.

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                    • SinisterPizza
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                      • Mar 2007
                      • 273

                      #25
                      Re: PETArds!

                      It sounds like it was awesome.
                      It was!! I missed bits because of all the different concerts going on at once, I'm going to get the DVD when it comes out (if it does...would shipping out a plastic packaged DVD be hypocritical?). The whole thing was just really amazing though

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #26
                        Re: PETArds!

                        Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
                        Quick question...who the bloody heck is Barry Horne? Peter Singer is a known name in AR circle, but that one I've never heard of.
                        Are vegans not allowed to use google or wikipedia now? Or to try visiting barryhorne.org? Barry Horne was a terrorist who committed a vaguely amusing suicide, thus causing him to be revered as a martyr by your fellow vegan cultists, but it would appear you don't even know the basic principles of your own vegan cult.
                        loving Live Earth...brilliant music...LBC would be against Live Earth I suppose?
                        It's like the Nuremberg Rallies, but with the caterwaulings of that Jew harlot Mad-donna.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • eliot mayfield
                          God Squad
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 9324

                          #27
                          Re: PETArds!

                          One question for you Petatards. Let's see if you believe or not.

                          You catch lice, body and head lice, maybe a good dose of turkey ticks too. What will you do?
                          Matthew:
                          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                          • SinisterPizza
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                            • Mar 2007
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                            #28
                            Re: PETArds!

                            but it would appear you don't even know the basic principles of your own vegan cult.
                            I don't know every vegan or every activist in the world, you know. I don't have access to the DOF like you do

                            caterwaulings of that Jew harlot Mad-donna.
                            Only if you listened to the UK concert, and only if you caught the end of it. I'm not a huge fan, but she wasn't that bad, actually, she was pretty good.

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                            • eliot mayfield
                              God Squad
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 9324

                              #29
                              Re: PETArds!

                              Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                              One question for you Petatards. Let's see if you believe or not.

                              You catch lice, body and head lice, maybe a good dose of turkey ticks too. What will you do?
                              Somebody answer the question!
                              Matthew:
                              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                              • Brother Temperance
                                Senior Usher
                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                A very nice young man
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15621

                                #30
                                Re: PETArds!

                                Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
                                Only if you listened to the UK concert, and only if you caught the end of it.
                                Oh, so a Nuremburg-style rally designed to brainwash people into accepting the Marxist hoax of global warming is fine and dandy as long as you don't have to listen to Madonna?
                                Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                                Somebody answer the question!
                                Not to mention what happens if your house gets infested with a wasps' nest. According to these anti-God freaks, it'd be genocide to get rid of them.
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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