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  • Miss Hikari
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • May 2007
    • 372

    #46
    Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands

    Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
    When did we ever accuse you of milking Miss Hikari? And, more to the point, why are you so eager to deny something of which you were never accused?
    O.o o.O What the HFIL... You know what? I'm not going to ask...

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    • AncientFireRisen
      Foul Sinner on Moderation
      • May 2007
      • 172

      #47
      Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands

      Okay, I misread the post. But so did Brother Temperence. I have never raised my hand in anger. My father is a different story....

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #48
        Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands

        Originally posted by AncientFireRisen View Post
        When have I ever uttered a communist slant?
        What are you talking about? Your father shot commie gooks for a living, and you listen to music promoting communist gookishness as a lifestyle. Sounds like you're the one with the problem, not me.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Shallow-izer
          Foul Sinner on Moderation
          • Jun 2007
          • 214

          #49
          Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands

          XD

          Smoke on the Water!?

          SATANIST!?

          You've never seen TOOL and the awesomeness that's Maynard James Keenan, Danny Carey or Adam Jones live.

          Poor poor deprived Chris-chins.

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          • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
            Scientific Advisor
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2373

            #50
            Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands

            Sir we will not tolerate such visual pornography here on Jesus' personal messageboard. It is a well-known fact that everything you mentioned there is useless except for glorifying Satan. Why you bother to bring it up here is beyond me.
            Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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            • Shallow-izer
              Foul Sinner on Moderation
              • Jun 2007
              • 214

              #51
              Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands

              Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
              Sir we will not tolerate such visual pornography here on Jesus' personal messageboard. It is a well-known fact that everything you mentioned there is useless except for glorifying Satan. Why you bother to bring it up here is beyond me.
              Because Maynard has a better, more wordly message then JEsus could ever hope to spread.

              ^__^

              Just listen to "Judith." She'll guide you.

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              • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                Scientific Advisor
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2373

                #52
                Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands

                Originally posted by Shallow-izer View Post
                Because Maynard has a better, more wordly message then JEsus could ever hope to spread.

                ^__^

                Just listen to "Judith." She'll guide you.
                It's amazing what some people will come up with just so they don't have to deal with the responsibility given them by the Father in Heaven. It is truly sad to see just what bizarre "theories" they will come up with
                Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                • Shallow-izer
                  Foul Sinner on Moderation
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 214

                  #53
                  Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands

                  Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
                  It's amazing what some people will come up with just so they don't have to deal with the responsibility given them by the Father in Heaven. It is truly sad to see just what bizarre "theories" they will come up with
                  My dad's not in heaven. He's asleep.

                  Silly "Chris-chin."

                  ^____^

                  And a scientific theory, by definition "A set of statements or principles devised to explain a group of facts or phenomena, especially one that has been repeatedly tested or is widely accepted and can be used to make predictions about natural phenomena."

                  So, while you all can go around believing that died for you 2007 years ago and prefer that fantasy over the reality that there is no heaven, and no hell, then so be it.

                  Evolution will have it's way with your kind eventually.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #54
                    Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands

                    Originally posted by Shallow-izer View Post
                    My dad's not in heaven. He's asleep.
                    Your father is being sodomised in hell right now boy, just as you will be as soon as Jesus decides to kill you. Not that you ever knew who your father was, did you?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Shallow-izer
                      Foul Sinner on Moderation
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 214

                      #55
                      Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Your father is being sodomised in hell right now boy, just as you will be as soon as Jesus decides to kill you. Not that you ever knew who your father was, did you?
                      Really?

                      Cause I just went in, and he's asleep in his bed, next to my female mother.

                      Wow, I NEVER knew hell was located in my parents' bedroom.

                      Maybe you Troo Chris-chins should get your collective heads out of your @55e5, and take a good look at the world around you.

                      Maybe read a book OTHER then the Bible.

                      If you ever get tired of arguing against me, just join me.

                      Another message, from me.

                      Praise be mine.

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