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  • "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

    LOL! I've seen some sad sorry people at conventions who I thought were totally out of touch with reality, but none of them come close to clowns who think they're real jedis! Scientology called, they want their fake SF religion schtick back! LOL! Fun fact - Star Wars isn't real! The only force in these losers life is the force their parents need to use to get them out of the basement and into the sun!
    Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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    Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

    You is one to talk. Star Wars be fo' retardeds and perverts, but so do Star Trek. They's cut from the same cloth.

    Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk View Post
    Fun fact - Star Wars isn't real!
    But yo homer crush fo' William Shatner is.
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    "He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin

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    • #3
      Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

      But I do enjoy their enthusiasm.

      If you want to see a sad cult of losers, just observe those of this "church."

      PRAISE SHAL!

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      • #4
        Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

        Originally posted by Sista Lateefah View Post
        You is one to talk. Star Wars be fo' retardeds and perverts, but so do Star Trek. They's cut from the same cloth.

        But yo homer crush fo' William Shatner is.
        LOL! If I'm going to have a crush on a man, it would be on a hero like Kirk! Don't worry though, I'm all man and I love the chicks, and you're pretty. Want to go out? I know that Star Trek isn't real unlike some people who think their jedi religion is a real religion from a real galaxy far far away.
        Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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        • #5
          Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

          Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk View Post
          Don't worry though, I'm all man and I love the chicks, and you're pretty. Want to go out?
          Brother Ira here.

          Listen here, you pajama wearing freak! You hit on my wife again and the last thing you'll see is a baseball bat bursting through your chest like one of those snakes popping out of Sigourney Weaver in those Alien movies! Am I speaking your lingo, BUDDY? Are your sensors picking up what I'm saying here?

          When I looked over my wife's shoulder (I screen her computer activities regularly) and saw your post, I said some words that make the Baby Jesus weep. Now, thanks to you, I'll be having to say some very special prayers of forgiveness to Him and add an extra 5% to my tithe this weekend.

          Compassionately praying for your Salvation©,
          Ira
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          "He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin

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          • #6
            Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

            If it's not of God, it's of Satan. Jabbaism is just as phony as mudslimism, wicced, or hindooism! That said, if you ever try to seduce a True Christian woman again, you are in for a world of trouble!
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            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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            • #7
              Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
              If it's not of God, it's of Satan. Jabbaism is just as phony as mudslimism, wicced, or hindooism! That said, if you ever try to seduce a True Christian woman again, you are in for a world of trouble!

              So...is the ABC song evil?
              haha watch this video...its the abc's nothing evil..well i guess its the evil abc's.

              Is adult entertainment killing our kids, Or are adults killing our kids for entertainment?

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              • #8
                Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

                Originally posted by Andrew Shaw View Post
                So...is the ABC song evil?
                haha watch this video...its the abc's nothing evil..well i guess its the evil abc's.

                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsnnFhNAij0
                GET THEE BEHIND ME SATAN! Warning to all True Christians and anyone with the slightest sense of morality, do NOT click on that link! DO NOT CLICK ON THAT LINK!
                If it was up to me, I'd ban you right now, but it's not. I can, however, give you infractions if you EVER try to spread Satan's evil like that again!
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                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                Blogging for CHRIST!
                Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                  Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

                  I like Star Trek. Hell, I even am going to make my own costume. A Jedi one. Very nice.

                  But as a religion. As a lifetime belief that I should follow the ways of the force and the Jedi Code? Scientology V2...
                  Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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                  • #10
                    Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

                    Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk View Post
                    LOL! If I'm going to have a crush on a man, it would be on a hero like Kirk! Don't worry though, I'm all man and I love the chicks, and you're pretty. Want to go out? I know that Star Trek isn't real unlike some people who think their jedi religion is a real religion from a real galaxy far far away.
                    You're miss reading it. It's an ideal, and your mocking it just because it comes from a movie. Sure, I understand to claim one is a Jedi is pretty strange, however their message (beyond the being Jedi part) is positive. Help others, improve yourself, etc. So, why bag on it so much?

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                    • #11
                      Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

                      Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
                      I like Star Trek. Hell, I even am going to make my own costume. A Jedi one. Very nice.

                      But as a religion. As a lifetime belief that I should follow the ways of the force and the Jedi Code? Scientology V2...
                      The way of the Jedi is alot more Sane then Scientolagy trust me and it has nothing to do with "Alien Ghosts in our bodys" its kinda like the New Jedi order (You can get marryed and stuff and No curch )
                      Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                      Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                      Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                      Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                      Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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                        Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

                        Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                        The way of the Jedi is alot more Sane then Scientolagy trust me and it has nothing to do with "Alien Ghosts in our bodys" its kinda like the New Jedi order (You can get marryed and stuff and No curch )
                        Oh so...like normal life then...just with delusions.

                        Sounds like fun!

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                        • #13
                          Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

                          Originally posted by Joo View Post
                          Oh so...like normal life then...just with delusions.

                          Sounds like fun!
                          as Han said "I go away for awile and all the suden people get Delusions of Grandure"
                          Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                          Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                          Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                          Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                          Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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                          • #14
                            Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

                            Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                            as Han said "I go away for awile and all the suden people get Delusions of Grandure"
                            Master Yoda also one said that a foolish Jedi keeps his head in the future and the beyond now, never keeping his mind in the now period.
                            Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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                              Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

                              Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
                              Master Yoda also one said that a foolish Jedi keeps his head in the future and the beyond now, never keeping his mind in the now period.
                              I keep one foot in the Future and the other in the now im one with thease thoughts
                              Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                              Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                              Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                              Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                              Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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