[Nobar King]

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I don't understand any of this Icelandic gibberish, but it's pretty easy to see what's going on in this video:

The young man has an oral fixation on StarWars/Lego figurines, and he can identify them with his tongue. This is a skill?!?

[*Rain*]

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi

I don't even know what to say to such closed- minded RUDE people. You make baby Jesus cry, you know that? Bah. Just for an example, part of the Jedi code says :
There is no emotion, there is peace. There is no ignorance, there is knowledge. There is no passion, there is serenity. (There is no chaos, there is harmony.)How is any of that not Christ like? What about.....the verse in Phillipians in which Paul states, “I am not saying this because I am in need, for I have learned to be content whatever the circumstances. I know what it is to be in need, and I know what it is to have plenty. I have learned the secret of being content in any and every situation, whether well fed or hungry, whether living in plenty or in want. I can do everything through him who gives me strength.”? Or are you going to tell me that Paul wasn't a Christian? Yeah, so much for that whole...serenity prayer thing. Guess that everyone praying that shoulda just grabbed a light saber, huh? What do you think is Christ like at ALL about your rude, uncalled for insults? Way to represent the LORD......

[Nobar King]

These Star Wars fans are also homers:

Here you can see that star-wars fans are also homers who love soccer. Hence the gay soccer referee light-saber tribute remix:

[Brother Temperance]

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From http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/glasgow_and_west/8003067.stm

At least the English have enough sense to call Jedi Knights what they really are - Nerd atheists.

It's worth bearing in mind that this is Scotland. In the same survey, 18 Scottish police officers said they worshipped deep-fried Mars bars, 45 claimed to follow the orders of Buckfast Abbey, and a full 279 identified as heroinafarians.

[JennyD]

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How does one have "light sabre training" when the light sabre hasn't yet been invented?

[John Bois Ward]

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From http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/glasgow_and_west/8003067.stm

Eight police officers serving with Scotland's largest force listed their official religion as Jedi in voluntary diversity forms, it has emerged. Strathclyde Police said the officers and two of its civilian staff claimed to follow the faith, which features in the Star Wars movies.
The details were obtained in a Freedom of Information request by Jane's Police Review.
Strathclyde was the only force in the UK to admit it had Jedi officers.

In the Star Wars films, Jedi Knights such as Luke Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Yoda use the Force to battle the evil Darth Vader, who has strayed to the dark side.
Jane's Police Review editor Chris Herbert, who requested the information, said: "The Force appears to be strong in Strathclyde Police with their Jedi police officers and staff.
"Far from living a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, some members of the noble Jedi order have now chosen Glasgow and its surrounding streets as their home."
Provided voluntarily
A spokeswoman for Strathclyde Police confirmed: "At the time of the request, 10 (eight police officers and two police staff) had recorded their religion as Jedi."
She added that the force monitored "six strands of diversity" - age, disability, gender, race, religion and belief, and sexual orientation.
The force said the information was provided voluntarily and securely stored.
About 390,000 people listed their religion as Jedi in the 2001 Census for England and Wales. In Scotland the figure was a reported 14,000.
The Office for National Statistics did not recognise it as a separate category, and incorporated followers of Jedi with atheists.
Last year, brothers Barney and Daniel Jones founded the UK Church of the Jedi - which offered sermons on the Force, light sabre training, and meditation techniques.
Strathclyde Police employs 8,200 police officers and 2,800 civilian staff.

At least the English have enough sense to call Jedi Knights what they really are - Nerd atheists.

[Nobar King]

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The Star Wars Trilogy Explained By Someone Who Has Never Seen It

This silly video is a perfect example of how people mistake the teachings of Jesus and not know the true words of the Bible because they never read it.

Your job as a good Christian is to educate your fellow man to the true meaning of the Bible and not let him misinterpret it by only reading half of it.

[Nobar King]

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“AT-AT Anatomy” t-shirt by rubyred on RedBubble.

Since the Dark Side started using genetically modified walkers, they found many had to visit the Imperial Veterinary Clinic of Osteology suffering with acute pain in their hip joints. X-rays revealed their skeleton structure was just not strong enough to manoeuvre wearing those heavy boots. No amount of Cod Liver oil would ease their pain.

It's a robot, you nerds.

[Nobar King]

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Here's the latest 'sad' news about the StarWars fantasy. It's a user-editable wiki that contains all the information about the whole StarWars series. Now, thousands of lonely couch surfers have a place to go and study their silly cult:

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page

[Brother Temperance]

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Whatever happened to The Jabba Master anyway? Did his parents revoke his computer privileges for downloading pornography?

Furry ewok porn is what I heard.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Whatever happened to The Jabba Master anyway? Did his parents revoke his computer privileges for downloading pornography? Serves him right for rejecting Jesus in favor of Yodel.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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After besting Master Hehol in single combat, Vader, who The Sun reports was under the influence of alcohol, went on to assault the camera crew and a hairdresser.

Master Hehol, a hairdresser, who founded the first-ever British Jedi Church in loving homage to the world-famous science fiction franchise with his brother Daniel, was unimpressed by the revenge of the Sith.

Seems to be a lot of hairdressers in this cult; I don’t recall hairdressers doing anything in Star Wars (but then I did fall asleep twice).

Hairdressers are homers, real men are barbers and go to barbers. It’s the devil’s work.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well I thought I might update you all on THIS false cult. As if it wasn't humiliating enough that there are half-a-million members of the "church of the Jedi" cult in Godless England, but apparently their leader got his ass kicked on TV.

Star Wars comes to Holyhead
as Darth Vader strikes back in Jedi's back garden

A Star Wars fan got closer to his idols than he would perhaps have liked when he was attacked in his garden by Darth Vader.

Jedi Master Jonba Hehol - known to family and friends as Barney Jones, 36, of Holyhead - was giving a TV interview in his back garden for a documentary when a man, dressed in a black bin-bag and wearing Darth Vader's trademark shiny black helmet, leapt over his garden fence.

Wielding a metal crutch - his lightsaber presumably being in for repairs - the Sith Lord proceeded to lay about his opponent, whose Jedi powers proved inadequate for the task of defending himself.

After besting Master Hehol in single combat, Vader, who The Sun reports was under the influence of alcohol, went on to assault the camera crew and a hairdresser.

Master Hehol, a hairdresser, who founded the first-ever British Jedi Church in loving homage to the world-famous science fiction franchise with his brother Daniel, was unimpressed by the revenge of the Sith.

"This wasn't a joke. This was serious," he said.

Police are investigating a claim of assault.

The Jedi "religion" was born in 2001, when almost 400,000 people claimed to believe in the Jedi faith.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Funny, BT, absolutly hilarious. No, my brother and I hated each other up until a couple of years ago. I still bearly see him but he's one of my favorite people....kind of my hero, in a way.... I respect him a lot more than I used to.

This is still getting too close to that Jeddi Hillbillies stuff.

[Blind leading the blind]

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Funny, BT, absolutly hilarious. No, my brother and I hated each other up until a couple of years ago. I still bearly see him but he's one of my favorite people....kind of my hero, in a way.... I respect him a lot more than I used to.