[Karmic Retribution (On Moderation)]

Re: Please stop pretending to be christians.

That's not very Christian of you. Shouldn't Christians encourage others to behave in a Christian fashion and go to Heaven?

If Christians do that, you're not Christian, Temperance. You just sit there pointing fingers and say, "Damned to hell."

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Please stop pretending to be christians.

Go to Hell and stop pretending to Be christians.

That's not very Christian of you. Shouldn't Christians encourage others to behave in a Christian fashion and go to Heaven?

[Andrew Shaw]

Re: Please stop pretending to be christians.

This poor young man is obviously calling out to the Southern Baptist Convention and American Baptist Churches. And I too, am upset about the liberalization taking place in today's feel good Baptist churches, which is why I have dedicated my spiritual life to fighting false religion and supporting God's favorite church. There are more important verses in the Good Book than John 3:16 and it's time we return to the traditional Christian values of stoning our neighbors and beating our children with rods (and so much more). EAGER GLYNNDIE

PS Our guest has failed to capitalize Christians in his title line. Jesus will be angry!

Were you raised this way?

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Please stop pretending to be christians.

This poor young man is obviously calling out to the Southern Baptist Convention and American Baptist Churches. And I too, am upset about the liberalization taking place in today's feel good Baptist churches, which is why I have dedicated my spiritual life to fighting false religion and supporting God's favorite church. There are more important verses in the Good Book than John 3:16 and it's time we return to the traditional Christian values of stoning our neighbors and beating our children with rods (and so much more). EAGER GLYNNDIE

PS Our guest has failed to capitalize Christians in his title line. Jesus will be angry!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Please stop pretending to be christians.

Why are you people pretending to be christians when you are not ? I already KNOW without a doubt that you guys aren't christians. I can see that you know the word but that doesn't make you Christians. Stop using his word to torment people and make fun of it. *snip* rest of overly exclaimed and over capped rant *snip*

That's a bit mean. I'm not a Landover baptist (obviously) but from what I've seen they take the bible very literally, follow it to the letter. How does that make them, in your eyes 'not xtian'?
I would have thought that following the entire bible should be a good thing in the eyes of xtians?

If you think that the things they say are mocking the bible, you haven't read the bible. Yes, their ways are atrocious, but only so because they ARE following the bible in its' entirety. Maybe you don't know your religion as well as you thought, hmm?

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: Please stop pretending to be christians.

WHOPED AND DIED

Are you reading from the Negroid International Version?

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: Please stop pretending to be christians.

Why are you people pretending to be christians when you are not ? I already KNOW without a doubt that you guys aren't christians. I can see that you know the word but that doesn't make you Christians. Stop using his word to torment people and make fun of it. I don't want to hear another bible quote from you people again; it's making me very angry and it's annoying. Stop making fun of Jesus you wicked people, stop making FUN OF JESUS!!!!!! HE SHED HIS BLOOD ON THE CROSS FOR ALL OF YOUR SINS AND THIS IS HOW YOU THANK HIM, BY MAKING HIM A JOKE, BY MOCKING HIS WORD!!!!??? AFTER ALL THE PAIN AND AGONY HE WENT THROUGH ON THE CROSS, AFTER HE WAS BEATEN, SPAT ON, WHOPED AND DIED PAINFULLY, SO THAT WE MAY HAVE ETERNAL LIFE AND THIS IS THE THANKS HE GET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???? I can't believe this, I can't, it's so sad. How can people be like this. STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNOW YOU ARE NOT CHRISTIANS!!!!!!

I can only think of one thing funnier than you. And that would be a church group like... Ohh, say WBC coming here.

Still sonny, I hate to agree with the Pastas Pastors, but you fail. You fail of epic proportions.

[Jonathan H. Dona]

Re: Please stop pretending to be christians.

Following the whole Bible and not nitpicking to get the interpretation you like is what a Christian does! Those who falsify the Bible and leave parts out are sinners and untrue! As the Bible says is as a Christian does and you, you unsaved heathen, have to see that! Praise the Lord and ALL of His Word! Not just that which you wish to follow!

[Captain James T. Kirk]

Re: Please stop pretending to be christians.

Why are you people pretending to be christians when you are not ? I already KNOW without a doubt that you guys aren't christians. I can see that you know the word but that doesn't make you Christians. Stop using his word to torment people and make fun of it. I don't want to hear another bible quote from you people again; it's making me very angry and it's annoying. Stop making fun of Jesus you wicked people, stop making FUN OF JESUS!!!!!! HE SHED HIS BLOOD ON THE CROSS FOR ALL OF YOUR SINS AND THIS IS HOW YOU THANK HIM, BY MAKING HIM A JOKE, BY MOCKING HIS WORD!!!!??? AFTER ALL THE PAIN AND AGONY HE WENT THROUGH ON THE CROSS, AFTER HE WAS BEATEN, SPAT ON, WHOPED AND DIED PAINFULLY, SO THAT WE MAY HAVE ETERNAL LIFE AND THIS IS THE THANKS HE GET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???? I can't believe this, I can't, it's so sad. How can people be like this. STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNOW YOU ARE NOT CHRISTIANS!!!!!!

LOL! I hope your not pretending 'cause I'm picturing your face getting really red as you stamp your foot screaming this! You're not any relation to a certain jedi around here, are you?

[Andrew Shaw]

Re: Please stop pretending to be christians.

We're trying to be nice to you, boy! We're trying to help you get the devil out of your skull, and all you can do is curse and insult us? And you're claiming you're the only real Christian here? This just shows why the Pentagramstals are a FALSE Christianity and Baptists are the ONLY ones truly in touch with our Lord and Savior!

Im a baptist and you call me unsaved trash. probly because i live in north carolina not the deep south..so im not a southern baptist nor baptist extremeist so yeah im still unsaved trash...For people who hate the islam religeon you act an awful lot like shiite muslims.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Please stop pretending to be christians.

Go to Hell and stop pretending to Be christians.

Well, that is wonderful, coming from someone who pretends to be a Christian. Friend, we are trying to save people's souls. To help them avoid hell. Please don't come here and wish people do go to hell. Certainly, those who ultimately reject Jesus will go to hell and we are correct to agree with the judgement of God that sent them there. But we, if not you, are going to attempt to save people's souls first.

[Kazoo]

Re: Please stop pretending to be christians.

Buddy, you are starting to sound like a broken record. Are you one of those retardeds by any chance?

Oh, of course he's a window-licker strapped down in the back of the short bus.

Regardless, kid, if anything, you're just damming yourself to Hell for rejecting the true word of God and openly insulting practitioners of His divine will. They are just doing what He commanded in the Bible. You, however... not so much.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Please stop pretending to be christians.

Go to Hell and stop pretending to Be christians.

We're trying to be nice to you, boy! We're trying to help you get the devil out of your skull, and all you can do is curse and insult us? And you're claiming you're the only real Christian here? This just shows why the Pentagramstals are a FALSE Christianity and Baptists are the ONLY ones truly in touch with our Lord and Savior!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please stop pretending to be christians.

Go to Hell and stop pretending to Be christians.

Buddy, you are starting to sound like a broken record. Are you one of those retardeds by any chance?

[Joh]

Re: Please stop pretending to be christians.

Go to Hell and stop pretending to Be christians.