[SalvationSeeker]

Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

Sir, your response is neither necessary, not called for. I think that you are being completely rude, and to act like that and be a pastor, I think you are sending the wrong message to people.

Well, there's the problem:
You think too much, instead of simply trusting God and His Holy Word. (Proverbs 3:5-6)
Don't look for motes in the good Pastor's eyes when there are beams in yours.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

Sir, your response is neither necessary, not called for. I think that you are being completely rude, and to act like that and be a pastor, I think you are sending the wrong message to people.

Are you addressing ME, jennifer?

Look, I don't barge into your NAMBLA meetings and try and tell you how to better bugger little boys, do I? So then why are you here trying to tell me my job? Jesus commands me to rebuke unsaved trash, so are you trying to say that you know better than Jesus?

Better renounce satan and accept Christ now, before He wads you up and tosses you into the depths of hell yourself, fool.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

Sir, your response is neither necessary, not called for. I think that you are being completely rude, and to act like that and be a pastor, I think you are sending the wrong message to people.

There are 59 posts in this thread before yours, so quoting the poster you're abusing would be helpful in letting people know who you're spewing hatred at. I assume you're attacking the Godly Pastor Ezekiel, which is a big mistake. That man has more Christianity in his little finger than in your entire body, Rome, Vermont and Belgium all put together.

[Mr NoName]

Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

Are you addressing ME, jennifer?

Look, I don't barge into your NAMBLA meetings and try and tell you how to better bugger little boys, do I? So then why are you here trying to tell me my job? Jesus commands me to rebuke unsaved trash, so are you trying to say that you know better than Jesus?

Better renounce satan and accept Christ now, before He wads you up and tosses you into the depths of hell yourself, fool.

Is it just me, or do you have a pretenatural fascination with diddleing little boys, or men?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

Is it just me, or do you have a pretenatural fascination with diddleing little boys, or men?

Are you addressing ME, sinner?

I can assure you that I hate queers as much as the next normal True Christian™.

Better be more careful about tossing around accusations...

[Mr NoName]

Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

Are you addressing ME, sinner?

I can assure you that I hate queers as much as the next normal True Christian™.

Better be more careful about tossing around accusations...

you know it seems that same statement could be redirected back at your self? Considering what you accused me of being in another topic, or am I mistaken and you were not accuseing me?

[I Hate Fundies]

Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

landlover followers are no doubt, the stupidest, contradictory scum ever to walk this earth
seriously, how is it that each and every one of you was the fastest, strongest sperm
it amazes me at the level of your incompetence to live a life that doesnt need to seek meaning from some higher power

it sickens me

[Talitha]

Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

landlover followers are no doubt, the stupidest, contradictory scum ever to walk this earth
seriously, how is it that each and every one of you was the fastest, strongest sperm
it amazes me at the level of your incompetence to live a life that doesnt need to seek meaning from some higher power

it sickens me

Because Jesus loves us and we love HIM

[Brother Seb]

Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

landlover followers are no doubt, the stupidest, contradictory scum ever to walk this earth
seriously, how is it that each and every one of you was the fastest, strongest sperm
it amazes me at the level of your incompetence to live a life that doesnt need to seek meaning from some higher power

it sickens me

And it sickens me how unwashed, homersexual atheists like you are even allowed to continue their hedonistic lifestyle thanks to the liberal demoncrats. We are following the true words of the Lord. You seem to think that you are somehow better than Him?

[nikko (protest) (On Moderation)]

Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

And it sickens me how unwashed, homersexual atheists like you are even allowed to continue their hedonistic lifestyle thanks to the liberal demoncrats. We are following the true words of the Lord. You seem to think that you are somehow better than Him?

Can you please try to spell properly? When you misspell common words, it makes it seem as if you don't know what you are talking about, and thus, makes it harder to take you seriously.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

Can you please try to spell properly? When you misspell common words, it makes it seem as if you don't know what you are talking about, and thus, makes it harder to take you seriously.

Friend, homersexual is a widely-accepted variant spelling around these parts. On the other hand, I can't for the life of me see why you felt the need to put a comma between thus and makes. Now why don't you stop quibbling about such minor matters and turn your entire life over to Christ right now?

[Viking]

Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!



i lol'd when i read it

i just couldnt hold the laugh

may god curse me, but his 143 traps for heretics are funny...besides contradicting

[S-Conscious]

Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

Well, there's the problem:
You think too much, instead of simply trusting God and His Holy Word.

At least we're not afraid to think for ourselves instead of trusting in an old dusty mistranslated book that was meant to bring hope to suppressed people over two millennia ago.
...
You know, you guys make it sound like your "God" is Satan in disguise.
...
Also, you tend to sound like white supremacists. What with your racism and discrimination going on and all that jazz...

[VictoryOS]

Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

At least we're not afraid to think for ourselves

You may think you're thinking for yourself, but that's actually Satan pulling the strings. You see, Satan puts doubt into your MIND, then tricks you into believing you don't need Jesus or the Bible. That just opens the door for the lieberals to swoop in, my friend. Close your door (your MIND) now before it's too late!

all that jazz...

We don't care for that colored secular music here...

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

Also, you tend to sound like white supremacists. What with your racism and discrimination going on and all that jazz...

What have you got against white people? We do not tolerate racism here at Landover, so you had better start backpedaling.

We also don't tolerate the sinful refer-smoking jazz music beatnik lifestyle either. So throw away all of your pot and your Kerouac novels, shave off your goatee, and get haircut and a job.

Pastor Billy-Reuben