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  • #91
    Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

    Originally posted by ProudCatholic View Post
    I have NEVER in my life ecountered more racism than I have here on this website. WHAT A BUNCH OF HIPOCRITS YOU PEOPLE ARE. This whole site is based on badmouthing Catholics (and most of you can't even SPELL Catholic, let alone know ANYTHING about it at all!!!) I would NEVER expect to find such hatefull things on a "religous" website. Your hearts are obviously FILLED with hated YOU PEOPLE NEED GOD IN YOUR HEARTS. And please, please, please donot tell me GOD is in your hearts, if he was the hate would not be there!!!!!
    Dear friend:

    I fear that you have misunderstood us completely. Our hearts are filled with love. We love people with Christian love, enough to want to see them again in Heaven. Our love motivates us to tell Catholics and other unsaved sinners that they are on the No. 666 bus to hell, but that there is still a stop coming up where they can get off and transfer to the salvation express. Glory!

    As for whether your beliefs are based on the teachings of Jesus Christ Himself, please feel free (preferably in another thread) to tell us what you believe and explain how you derive it from the teachings of Christ.

    P.S. Since when are Catholics a race?
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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    • #92
      Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

      Originally posted by ProudCatholic View Post
      First of all you completly missed my point!! Try reading it again.

      lets not forget I'm the one being called "trash" here, I am the one being descriminated against here, and I am the one being attacted.
      Really? Who are you being attracted to? Remember, here at Landover, we're not just not angry, we're also not gay!
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • #93
        Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

        Originally posted by ProudCatholic View Post
        First of all you completly missed my point!! Try reading it again.

        lets not forget I'm the one being called "trash" here, I am the one being descriminated against here, and I am the one being attacted. I will yell all I have to to defend my religion (the only one actually started be GOD not some crazy guy with to much power and not enough brains) MY beliefs are based on the teachings of JESUS CHRIST THE SON OF GOD HIMSELF!!! MY beliefs were not made up by some guy who is NOT the son of GOD!
        oh and by the way yelling is not a sin, hate IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        I'd like to know what there is to be "proud" of being a mary worshiping papist? It's a well-known fact that your Roman pope is the antiChrist. You catlickers aren't even Christians!

        Stop shreiking and take a look at THIS. I'll pray that you find Christ before you end up in hellfire with every other catlicker who ever lived.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #94
          Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

          Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
          Dear GaurdianoftheTARDS,

          Please post more meaningful posts and include scripture to back up your outlandish claims. Or, you will find yourself on moderation again.

          Stern, Sister Thumper
          um he dosn't need any scriptures to back up his "outlandish claims" there are 143 fine examples at the top of the page. Oh and his claims are by no means outlandish and in fact they fall well with in the realm of reason.

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          • #95
            Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

            everyone one i have met on this website is fucking stupid

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            • #96
              Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

              Originally posted by Braindead View Post
              everyone one i have met on this website is piffleing stupid
              Dear Lord, it is always a little sad when those who know nothing criticize their betters.
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              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • #97
                Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                I'd like to know what there is to be "proud" of being a mary worshiping papist? It's a well-known fact that your Roman pope is the antiChrist. You catlickers aren't even Christians!

                Stop shreiking and take a look at THIS. I'll pray that you find Christ before you end up in hellfire with every other catlicker who ever lived.
                what an excellent thread! i had no idea catlickers were so bad
                i should reconsider everything now

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                • #98
                  Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

                  Originally posted by saduj123 View Post
                  i should reconsider everything now
                  This is indeed the purpose of Landover - to make others reconsider their sinful and misguided ways and submit themselves to the warm Blood of The Lamb of God.
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • #99
                    Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

                    Perhaps you're not racist after all? Maybe this is a satirical joke, like I've mentioned a while ago... If so you've kept up the act nicely... I should have thought of this sooner. Read this. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

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                    • Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

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                      • Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                        As a woman, you will never be capable of free thinking in that sense. Of course, being a woman you're never likely to win any awards for thinking in the first place
                        Uhm, sorry to contradict you Brother Temperance, but here's a list of Nobel Prize winners that happened to be female:

                        Physics: 1903 Marie Sklodowska Curie 1963 Maria Goeppert Mayer
                        Chemistry: 1911 Marie Sklodowska Curie 1935 Irene Joliot-Curie 1964 Dorothy Crowfoot Hodgkin
                        Physiology & Medicine: 1947 Gerty Radnitz Cori 1977 Rosalyn Sussman Yalow 1983 Barbara McClintock 1986 Rita Levi-Montalcini 1988 Gertrude Elion 1995 Christiane Nusslein-Volhard 2004 Linda B. Buck 2008 Francoise Barre-Sinoussi
                        Peace: 1905 Baroness Bertha von Suttner 1931 Jane Addams 1946 Emily Greene Balch 1976 Betty Williams 1976 Mairead Corrigan 1979 Mother Teresa 1982 Alva Myrdal 1991 Aung San Suu Kyi 1992 Rigoberta Menchu Tum 1997 Jody Williams 2003 Shirin Ebadi 2004 Wangari Maathai
                        Literature: 1909 Selma Ottilia Lovisa Lagerlof 1926 Grazia Deledda 1928 Sigrid Undset 1938 Pearl Buck 1945 Gabriela Mistral 1966 Nelly Sachs 1991 Nadine Gordimer 1993 Toni Morrison 1996 Wislawa Szymborska 2004 Elfriede Jelinek 2007 Doris Lessing

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                        • Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

                          Originally posted by Citan View Post
                          Uhm, sorry to contradict you Brother Temperance, but here's a list of Nobel Prize winners that happened to be female:
                          Not that the Nobel Prize even merits people on thinking, it's just a series of award that atheists hand out to their kind for propogating lies about God. But, even for sake of argument that it was a test of intelligence you can clearly see the few women in the totality of the awards given was out of affirmative action policies and male liberal guilt.

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                          • Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

                            Excuse me, Rev. Osborne. I mean no disrespect to you, but what lies did exactly they tell against God? If anything, they have helped us understand the world God gave us to take care of. And in understanding it, we can make it work better and show God we have kept our deal.

                            For example, Maria Mayer discovered how nuclear materials work. And nuclear material is present in nature, so it's a part of creation. With her work, many people could be protected when they worked with this kind of substances.

                            And yes, it is true that awards for thinking have less women on their ranks, but that's because only until the early 20th Century women didn't have the chance to get as good education as men did.

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                            • Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

                              Originally posted by Citan View Post
                              Excuse me, Rev. Osborne. I mean no disrespect to you, but what lies did exactly they tell against God? If anything, they have helped us understand the world God gave us to take care of. And in understanding it, we can make it work better and show God we have kept our deal.

                              For example, Maria Mayer discovered how nuclear materials work. And nuclear material is present in nature, so it's a part of creation. With her work, many people could be protected when they worked with this kind of substances.

                              And yes, it is true that awards for thinking have less women on their ranks, but that's because only until the early 20th Century women didn't have the chance to get as good education as men did.





                              Why must people mess with God's creations? Look what the results have been - death and destruction! And you think that's a GOOD thing?

                              And in response for your completely ludicrous statement about education? The only education a woman needs is that of the ways of serving God, baking, taking care of the home and her husband, which one can learn here if one hasn't had a proper upbringing or needs a refresher course.


                              Mary
                              Recognition, sorrow, confession, forgiveness, restitution, forsaking the sin.
                              The Lord forgives me of my sin.

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                              • Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

                                Well, not all technology is perverted by man's self-destructive behaviour. For example the clothes we wear are manufactured with the cotton God gave us. Pies don't grow on trees, but we use several natural substances to make them, and the oven in which we bake them is man-made with the technology we have acquired through God's given intellect.
                                Speaking of which, a woman can learn to serve God, cook and take care of her children and husband without leaving the books aside. "Chance favors the prepared mind". I'm not saying that you should forget the traditional values, but being a knowledgeable person can help anyone sort the difficulties put in one's path.

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